Corrupt-A-Wish

[Aclediptus]

Granted, but you can only work on 6 fps
I wish I can make casseroles again

[Senrova]

Granted but no other food exists in the world anymore.

I wish maths homework wasn't so hard.

[Aclediptus]

Granted, but inevitably, some dude fiddled their way with the numbers and found a bunch of new equations, oh, and any man-made structure is flawed that time.

I wish interstellar travel is now possible.

[Senrova]

Granted but Earth exploded for reasons of weird science.

I wish there wasn't so much light pollution in my city.

[Aclediptus]

Granted, but your city was actually nuked, now you'll have to go through nuclear winter.

I wish my bus could actually come on time.

[ShadowFang1355]

Granted, but your bus is full of loud little kids.
I wish PS4 mods weren't cancelled.

[Aclediptus]

Wish granted, but PlayStation got bankrupt right after

I wish I had more time to read these books

[ShadowFang1355]

Wish granted, but it's only 5 seconds.

I wish I could think of a good name for my new character.

[Skorpylu]

Wish granted, but everyone thinks it's weird and judges you for it ;-;

I wish I wasn't dying under a pile of homework :l

[Aclediptus]

Granted, but now you're dying in an extra year of school

I wish I had more David Bowie albums in CD