Corrupt-A-Wish

[ShadowFang1355]

Granted but the CDs are scratched.

I wish I wasn't always bored.

[IAmUknown]

Wish granted
But you had too many things to do


I wish I was the coolest person on earth

[Aclediptus]

Granted, but because of the extreme temperature, you're frozen to your demise.

I wish this flu I have would go away

[CosmoFursi]

granted, but you get every other disease in the world instead.

i wish i was able to speak spanish.

[ShadowFang1355]

Wish granted but you forget how to speak English.

I wish my dog would let me sleep. (he's annoying)

[Aclediptus]

Granted, but it's because he's missing

I wish my internet is much much better than it is right now.

[ShadowFang1355]

Granted but the internet bill is impossible to pay.
I wish my little sister could actually roleplay correctly.

[Aclediptus]

Granted, but now she's a nitpicking grammar snob who uses melodramatic vocabulary

I wish I could go back to the Netherlands right about now.

[A.P.S.]

Granted, but everyone there is dead.

(I've never been there so I have no clue what it's like. o-o)

I wish my wishes would come true... *Smacks star.* YOU LIED TO ME! YOU WERE THE FIRST STAR I SAW ONE NIGHT AND YOU NEVER GAVE ME ANYTHING! AND I'M WATCHING YOU BIRTHDAY CAKE CANDLE. I GOT A COOKIE THIS YEAR.

[Melon]

Granted, but you always get a bad bootleg that never works and gives you viruses.

I wish for an puppy.