This hot pocket reminds me of a story about hot pockets. I call it... "THE POCKETING." So, I was in a competition. Who could make a certain particular fabulous image with photoshop. We went to this "High quality epic school" or something far off. So when we got there, since it's a statewide and even national competition, I was expecting those tasty morsels to be beyond legend. No, though. Uhm. Allow me to clarify the legend of these. So, not only... were these sad excuses of... I can't even give them a title... uncooked, raw, poisonous, and sickening to eat for everyone, soggy, covered in water, and wrapped cheaply in tin foil... but, these people had the guts to say, "This is a nationally sponsored competition, with GREAT food! We've had our best chefs prepare it!... or of course it's probably leftover cafeteria food from about three months ago." It took me a long time to get over those... of the "POCKETING." Suffice to say I understand why a lot of people said, "NO" to going on to the higher tier of the competition. As far as I know, the food up there was also bad. Really, really bad.