Give something to the person below you.

[ArcticGalaxy]

I sing the narwhal song with it.

I give the person below me a sock.

[magicfairy]

I eat the sock and throw it up on your lap.

I give the person below an overrated song.

[Aclediptus]

I play that song to a friend to annoy them, and I won't stop

I give unto the next person, a big novel.

[ArcticGalaxy]

I read the novel in a few hours and enjoy it.

I give the next person a jar of dirt.

[Aclediptus]

I put insects and other burrowing creatures in the jar and be fascinated

I give the next pleb, a dank meme

[ArcticGalaxy]

I watch it and wonder what is wrong with me.

I give the next person a lead pipe.

[Aclediptus]

I carry it around and pretend to be a gangster from a dystopian sci-fi novel

I give the next person, a plushie of their main character or OC of choice

[ArcticGalaxy]

I snuggle with it and never let it go.

I give the next person a notebook.

[Aclediptus]

I either keep it or scribble things on it, I have an impressive collection of notebooks

I give the next person 10 EUR in their currency.

[magicfairy]

I'm rich now-

by one dollar and two cents.

I give the next person a Jayfeather.