i was a hardcore four-year-old

[CosmoFursi]

welp

one time, when i was four years old,

i was driving a four-wheeler around

and i "did a barrel roll" over myself

no i literally got flattened under it

but i was literally giggling and laughing and having a grand ol' time

even though i literally had a black eye and like so many bruises


so, after my mom reminded me of that time, it made me wonder, somehow, about you guys.
nah not that i dont care about you guys, but i normally dont associate my past deeds with you all.

have any of you had any "hardcore" moments when you were younger?

[barghosts]

so dumb 3 year old me thought it'd be a wise idea to climb on the stair railing
please note: this is an old styled house which means the stairs were built OUTSIDE the house
so i was climbing it, and some stupid thought went through my head to climb on the other side of it, y'know, the side that meets the earth below
then i lost balance and fell
plummeted straight onto a concrete strip (connects to under the house to the laundry room and the clothes line) and broke my arm in 5 places and dislocated my right knee which now permanently has the issue where it locks in place if moved the wrong way

ANOTHER hardcore moment which happened just last month actually was when this dumbo broke into my house
now i was all alone in my room doing whatever i was doing at the time
and i heard the door open because it's a squeaky door, so i peek out my window to see that my parents weren't home (my window faces the street)
putting 2 and 2 together: someone just broken in
so i hid in a corner beside the door out of eyesight with a aluminum baseball bat (thanks mum)
thief walks into my room and gets socked in the jaw with the bat
however he stabs me right under my rib with some pocket knife he had with him as i was swinging
but he got knocked out and i managed to sustain myself long enough to call the police before i lost conscious as well
so yeah

[Vwang]

I once annoyed my cat real bad, and got scratched like 50 tiimes
Tried to run away from my house for no reason
Draw violent pictures. yup
cry at lunch recess for no reason at school
i fell off the couch once, and i hit the TILED floor, head first.
fell off the stairs

extreeeme

[forks]

Okay, so, when I was little, I loved the "no more monkeys jumping on the bed" song...yes, I would bang myself up with the song. One time I hit my head on the table in the living room and had a knot on my head for a while xD

[Aclediptus]

When I was four, I was a really dumb kid.
Back in Amsterdam my family lived in a nice appartement on the 4th floor with a balcony that looks down in a cramped but cozy garden. One day there was a picnic held by my neighbor who invited some guests over, their table right below our balcony. I grabbed a heavy enough book from my dad's collection, you can probably guess what I did with it, threw it right below and watch their table get ruined.
I regretted doing this so much, it haunted me ever since.

I also thought I was such a badass because I collected Lego sets that are for twelve year olds and above.

[yourlocalcrow]

Once upon a time, I would rip the soda can tab off while still drinking it. I still rip it off, but only after I'm done. But when I was really young, I ripped off the tab and stuck my tongue in. Aaaand then I tasted blood.
I also was walking into my parents' room, and I was about as tall as the bed, and idk what I did but somehow I ended up with a scab on my chin. I still have a scar on my chin from that.

[VortexAlive]

I don't remember a time when I was young but I do remember something from a few years ago...

It was raining and I was at a store that had a slippery floor outside with a bunch of flowers and tables and other stuff. I don't remember what I was doing but I guess I thought it would be a great idea to run... I started up and then it hit me that the floor was covered in water and I tried to stop, instead I slid all the way to the other side at a fair speed and my right leg hit a yellow concrete pole, I was able to make my left shoe hit the pole and stop myself. Lucky for me, someone saw and was able to get help and, to both our surprise, I was not bleeding. I remember it taking weeks for the wound to heal but in the end no real harm was done.

It sure was fun while sliding though! x'D

[LordSuragaha]

I was always falling as a kid... idk why xD

I used to trip over my feet a lot. Oh and I used to going falling down the stairs quite a bit but thank goodness my mom always caught me lmao. It's like my head was too heavy or something xD