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How not to
« on: October 23, 2017, 10:30:04 am »
A game where you give silly advice.

Example:
Person 1: How not to make a phone call?
Person 2: Shout into an envelope. How not to make pancakes?

There's already a game about how not to do ingame actions, so this is a game about how not to do RL actions.

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How not to grow trees?
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Re: How not to
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2017, 04:28:03 pm »
it's simple
you stick a twig in a sandpit.

How do you not hang a picture?


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Re: How not to
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2017, 05:49:58 pm »
hammer in the nail after mounting the picture!

how do you not make breakfast?

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Re: How not to
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2017, 05:58:50 pm »
Shape the bench into a bowl, then use that.

How not to clean the dishes?

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Re: How not to
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2017, 06:10:01 pm »
By putting then on grass outside, and spraying them with a waterblaster.

How not to paint a room?
The Japanese concept of wabisabi:
The closest concept in english would be 'rustic'
They might have an old thing, one example is a favourite bowl or dish, it's broken, pieces are missing, why fix it?  With gold and pieces from other dishes?
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Re: How not to
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2017, 09:30:22 pm »
scream at the walls for an hour

how not to ride a horse?

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Re: How not to
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2017, 11:06:37 pm »
Stare at them for 5 hours.

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Re: How not to
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2017, 01:52:32 am »
punch your computer screen super hard

how NOT to play pokemon
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Re: How not to
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2017, 09:22:49 am »
Use the pokeballs as throwing weapons.

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Re: How not to
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2017, 08:20:09 am »
Choke.

How not to make friends?
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