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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2012, 12:15:42 am »
170. 80% of FH's population are wolves and lions.
171. All pups have zero weight and and parentless.
172. 70% of all pups have lost, hurt, abandon, runt, abused, and unborn in their name.
173. All simbas have the default lion coloring.
174. Cubs can roar.
175. A pup killed everyone in it's pack and is forever depressed and emo.

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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2012, 04:53:25 am »
176. If it exists, there is a winged version of it.
177. It needs more angst. No exceptions.
178. If you don't have at least a few scars or a tragic backstory by adulthood, you just aren't trying.

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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2012, 06:08:52 am »
179. Apparently horses have paws now and look mostly like wolves with fail manes.
180. Cheetahs, leopards and panthers can all roar
181. Every group of animals is either a pack, tribe or prode.

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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2012, 01:48:29 pm »
182 trolls are everywhere,they're like 'everybody look left,everybody look right.Everywhere you look i'm...STANDING IN THE SPOTLIGHT!'

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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2012, 03:15:44 pm »
182 trolls are everywhere,they're like 'everybody look left,everybody look right.Everywhere you look i'm...STANDING IN THE SPOTLIGHT!'
XD I've actually seen that.

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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2012, 05:59:08 am »
183: Your parents are dead if you like it or not.
184: You could have worked for years on a good backstory to you wolf or lion, but if your bio says ANYTHING about your parents being killed, you're a cleshe mate beggar.
185: It's very possible to become lost in a sea of snow, hills, and other various things.
186: Fire and Water are made of EVIL.
187: 80% of the people there are "Chosen ones"
188: 30% can fly and/or control an element.
189: There is no such thing as anatomy or biology.
190: "Emo" kids are thirteen year old girls who were "Dumped" by their "Boyfriend" and now think the world is ending, and most likely are listening to breakup songs as they type their complaints.

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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2012, 06:04:59 am »
191. Roleplaying fine ladies climbing Ascension Island is an effective way to make progress.

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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2012, 03:16:44 pm »
192. Advertisements MUST be done IN ALL CAPS and MUST be constantly spammed
193. The block button is bad, despite it's ability to permanently solve conflicts
194. Sparklecats always choose the longest muzzle
195. Portals may not take you where they are supposed to
196. Sky's Rim is impossible to type without confusing it for a video game
197. Anime winged wolves are totally legit, even if the anime is about human ninjas
198. Continuity does not exist
199. Everyone knows your character's name even if you were never introduced to each other
200. Obliviousness. It's everywhere.
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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2012, 05:13:39 pm »
199. Everyone knows your character's name even if you were never introduced to each other
Ohh the downsides of nametags..

200. Birds can have a broken wing, one leg bitten off, and have their torso clamped down on, and they'll still "Wiggle away" and take down a few hyenas with a bunch of "Perfectly placed" slashes from their talons and beak, regardless of whether they're a bird of prey or a finch.
201. Newborn pups/cubs can survive for months without a mother to nurse on.
202. Said cubs and pups can also instantly grow into an adult.
203. Newborns already have dyed scene hair.
204. Kits can see just a few minutes after birth.
205. Making a half demon, half vampire, half chosen one character is so edgey.
206. All parents are dead, lost, or split from a fire.
207. Warrior Cats will RP with a living skeleton wolf, a giant black and neon red cat, a giant black and green cat with a neon red tail, a wolfified Team Fortress 2 pyro, a superpowered human, but not a natural Fennec Fox.
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Re: 500 things we learned from Feral Heart
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2012, 07:18:57 pm »
208. The seasons NEVER change
209. Whenever a mod says ANYTHING, people will ignore it and start gabbing like teengae girls on the telephone.
210. If you say anything about a certain famous person, a whole debate starts.
211. Once something is added to the game, EVERYBODY uses it.
212. About 98% of Feralheart movie clips are "Female wolf looking for a mate" or "LION PRIDE AT THE STONE BRIDGE!"
213. People who feel 'left out' in a group will automatically kill their character, but they wont' because they'll wait an hour saying "Dying" or "Screams" to get all the attention.