217. Neon pink noses are 'realistic,' as long as the rest is neutrally coloured. Totally.
218. Arguing with the troll will DEFINITELY work THIS time!
219. The plural of 'wolf' is, in fact, 'wolfs.'
230. Wolfs have trendy hairstyles. Even realistic ones; it just grows that way.
231. If you aren't red, black, blue, or dark grey, well, you aren't a proper demon.