1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[SL138197]

Two Words: Lemon Juice

[Hennessy]

1) Run up and down the isles yelling I'm the marsh mellow man! Then start throwing marshows at people. xD

[magicfairy]

1. Grab all the muffins and start a muffin war.
2. HAVE A PIE EATING CONTEST!
3. Attempt to make a shirt out of marshmellows.

[SL138197]

Go in as The Ghostbusters and destroy everything

[DancingWithDeath]

Go to the Wii U on display, destroy the glass box it is in, grab a game on one of the shelves for the Wii U, put in the game, and play the game until the staff goes to kick you out, and blame breaking the glass box on them.

[heartsgirl99]

Go to the pet department, grab a bag of dog/cat food, go onto the top of one of the shelves and wait until someone enters the dog/cat food aisle and then open the bag and pour the kibble onto them and scream "it's RAINING kibble!". If you have a another bag with you then do the same when someone else enters the aisle until you get caught by staff.....then RUN as fast as you can out of the store.

[kcatd35]

Ride around in those senior only mobiles and chase an employee yelling EVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLL! Slap the manger and run away laughing like your insane.

[Cola 42]

Ride around in those senior only mobiles and chase an employee yelling EVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLL! Slap the manger and run away laughing like your insane.

You ARE insane jk

[kcatd35]

Yush I am, It's meh job to be XD)))

[DancingWithDeath]

Sing the Teletubbies theme song to scare people to death. Yes, Teletubbies IS SO EVIL! When someone dies shout "EVIL" so loud that all the people in the store can hear you.