I love this rant. Wolf-speakers are the worst!
Today, when I was roleplaying in one of my favorite clans, a new member said, "He lays, and his cigarette shifts to the other side of his maw. His orbs gleams, and his auds twitch. His tassel rests beside his frame, and he watches her with shining optics."
So I said, "In this roleplay the leader does not accept wolf-speak. Sorry."
They replied, "It isn't wolf-speak. It's grammar. I will not dumb down my posts."
I got so angry... It is NOT grammar. Aud is actually an abbreviation for the Australian dollar. Optics, as explained, does not mean eyes. Tassel is not a tail. Plus cats do not smoke cigarettes.
Next time I see him, I shall confront him. I'll ask him not to wolf-speak, and when he says it is grammar I'll tell him to search up the wolf-speak words and tell me the definitions. Then I'll search them myself.
Point one for the literate people.
Score-
0 wolf speakers
1 literates