Lovely and well-written rant; I do agree with every word!
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At least, if it's any consolation, the people who use such language are generally ignored outside their circle of friends and groups; it's rare to see one instigating roleplay with a stranger- especially since the chances of them being
understood is marginal. The chances of them being published writers is even smaller; every publishing company I've encountered would flat-out decline them, no questions asked. I've never seen any works of fiction that use such complex language; they'd lack an audience entirely, especially since
no one would understand their writing.
The only thing that irritates me most is that they use extensive words
incorrectly. I've a broad vocabulary myself and a degree- and even
I struggle to work out what they've written! Luckily, it's easily avoided, and the 'Wolfspeakers' generally leave (often with an insult- they react terribly to criticism) when you state you're incapable of understanding their roleplay. I genuinely hope one of their teachers sets them straight! Imagine if they wrote an essay... Even so, they're usually teenagers with thesaurus.com open on another window. One of my braver friends (a published poet!) tends to quiz them on the words they use; they often state the wrong definition entirely in response.
There are brilliant roleplays in FeralHeart, though! Some of the groups I've joined ban such language. Luckily, this game has a
marvellous block feature- once someone's on it, you never have to deal with that particular person again. Mine's filled with many-a-Wolfspeaker, for my own sanity! Ficho Tunnel's now a tolerable roleplaying area; the worst offenders I've seen when passing by are all safely blocked and hidden from view.
(Disclaimer: I'm completely fine with the fact that everyone has their own roleplaying style. As long as they do what they enjoy, I'm happy for them- even if it's something I personally dislike.
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TL;DR: Woflspeakers are 'illiterate', even in the world of FH. At least, to me.