Overreaction Game!!!

[wolfgrrl13]

Ok, so the point of this game is just what the title says.  Overreact!  The first person posts a sentence, the next poster overreacts about the first poster's sentence and then post a different sentence.  Like this.

P1: I love chicken.
P2: OH MAI GOSH, chickens will rip your head off and feed it to rabid rabbits!!!  WHY!?  Why not love turkeys???
~I eat cheesecake.

The third poster will freak out about the second poster's sentence and so on.

I guess I'll start.
~The purple dog just jumped on my bed.

[Jitters]

Why the hell are you letting a deformed purple runt on your sleeping area, do you want to get sick with rabies and turn orange like you've eater a million carrots? Are you crazy?

I had soup for lunch~

[wolfgrrl13]

NUUUU not soup.  Soup is toxic.  Eating soup is illegal.  How could you betray us Sameth.

~I just blinked.

[courtneyrc]

OH MY HEAVENS! Why in the flapjack would you do that!?!?! What if you wre never to open your eyes again!!!!!!! Crazed child!
I ate a pickle.

[Flatsoda]

OMG!!! NOOO!!!
YOU JUST DIDN'T EAT FREDDY THE PICKLE, RIGHT?!!?!?!? RIGHT?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU ATE MY BESTESTT FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND ;w;

I'm addicted to Transformers.

[wolfgrrl13]

Transformers???  TRANSFORMERS???  They will kill you.  Bumblebee will turn bad and stomp on you and shoot you with his lazers!!!

I love wolves.

[courtneyrc]

WHATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! I can't beleive you would say that!!! What is wrong with you child!? Don't you know that wolves eat bunnies!!! Bunnies are awesomesauce! You should be ashamed of yourself!

I like cheese. o.o

[Jitters]

WHAAAT? Don't you know I am lactose intolerant you ignorant little runt? Who do you think you are, flaunting that you have what I can't? Shame on you!

I slept peacefully all night~

[kittenzrcute]

WHATTTT?! SLEEP IS ILLEGAL!!!! AND IT CAN KILL YOU !!!

im listening to a very annyoning video.

[imtoots2]

OH MY GOSH!!! YOUR KIDDING!!!! AHH!!!!!!! ITS ANNOYING! WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THAT? DON'T YOU HATE IT? DO YOU? Do YoU?? ITS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!

im riding on a unicorn that is made of fire.