One time, in the fifth grade, my teacher was going to show an example of an ameoba (I didn't spell that right, did I?) so he pulled out a sandwhich bag with water in it and drew a smiley face on it and said "Here's Amos the Ameoba." then later he accidently popped a hole in Amos then told everybody that Amos died and we had a short little funeral thing. It was weird.
Another time we were playing a war game in class (I believe it was a simulation of the Revolutionary War or something) and he told the 'red coats' to wait outside and they did. We all hid and when they came in we pelted them with paper balls for a long time XD