Funniest thing ever said by my teachers... hmm... probably a few things by my Irish teacher.
Case 1:
~And you know, green grass, unless of course you like Cornetto... See? I can totally confuse you!
Case 2:
~Lamha suas, lamha sios, lamha suas, lamha sios... Hah! I can tell you what to do... And you have to do it! *Followed by scary smile* BTW Lamha = hands and suas = up and sios = down
Case 3:
~Smoothie? What... what is a Smoothie??
Case 4:
~Nah, I'm kidding, I like everyone in this school. *He goes sour* Except for Mr. (Blank) and Mr. (Blank).
I really hate them.
*I called them (blank) for my own safety... O_o
Case 5:
~I like this game where I ask you a question in Irish, and if you get it wrong, I squirt you with this water pistol. *He brandishes a plastic water pistol filled with water* Don't worry, I won't... *He glares at a student* As long as you don't annoy me. *He starts to mutter the rest to himself, but we can all hear it* But then I might get sacked... but no one sacks me. Hah! *He smiles broadly at the class*