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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #220 on: August 07, 2012, 05:37:21 am »
Someone was giving out "zombie cookies".

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #221 on: August 07, 2012, 05:49:41 am »
Lol me and my friend were hanging in Flourite:

Spirit: *Sits on rock*
Me... Spirit... you're floating.
Spirit: e.e No I'm not.
Me: Yes... yes you are.
Spirit: *glitches through the rock*
Me: O.O
Spirit: AAAAAAAAAAH THE ROCK ATE ME!!
*Tells General*
Person: Okay. We HAVE to kill this rock before it eats anyone else.
Me: Asdhjkyua


The glitch ate that guy not the poor rock.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #222 on: August 07, 2012, 02:27:54 pm »
O_o
Also:
Connta F Zorse: IM A ZEBRA AND HORE MIX!
Me: Dont you mean Horse?
Connta: Nope

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #223 on: August 07, 2012, 06:31:01 pm »
Fluttershy: MY LITTLE PNY MY LITTLE PONY AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LITTLE PONY.
Me: ... no. Leave me alone. x.x

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #224 on: August 07, 2012, 06:45:31 pm »
I was hanging around the stone bridge when someone typed on general:
Someone:Attention evryone,Attention evryone!Meet me at N/Z tree to try out our brand new COUCH!!!!Doesn't bite,it's fluffeh,can take it in your car along your family and go with it on holiday. and a good non-glitching furniture that can't wait to be in your living-room.Come here now and if you like it buy it at a reasonable price with 50000(money here i forgot their name).The best couch ever you'll never forget!

Sounds a little weird.Im wondering if somene DID bought it.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 06:53:01 pm by Anna »

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #225 on: August 08, 2012, 03:17:34 am »
A powerplaying example:
Alea: *aatchls and hits no miss*
Me: Pffft.
Alea: *bites his neck and draws blood blood gushes*
Me: .__. You should read my bio... *Mentions that I can't bleed out*
Alea: *Eats heart*
Me: NO. STOP.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #226 on: August 08, 2012, 09:46:07 pm »
In general:
Person: Snowleopard group Mappless, Realistic, and does accept wings!
Me: ?_? How are you realistic if you accept Wings?
Person: I didnt think that far...

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #227 on: August 08, 2012, 11:04:59 pm »
xDDD

Person: Literate wolf rp!!
Me: *joins*
Rpers: lolz k so *sits on tha rocks*
Me: Yeah this is really literate. -X-

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #228 on: August 09, 2012, 08:28:36 pm »
One day I was minding my own buisness in Feral-Heart, and here's what I saw in the chat.  :D

MrMousie: Hisses at Mouse
KittyClaws: Squeaks At Cat
MrMousie: Pounches onto Mouse
KittyClaws: "AHH!"
DragonGuy: Dude, you got it backward...

I think it was the same person mistaking one from the other in their computer.
Ha ha    :)

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #229 on: August 09, 2012, 11:21:36 pm »
There was this time I was in cape portal (Portal TO cape FROM fluorite) I was recruiting for my Clan, and there was this Alpha recruiting for his pack also. Then this wolf named Pink walked over to him.
Alpha(Cuz i forgot name XP): Wat can I do for you?
Pink: Will you be my mate?
Alpha: Sorry, I don't insta-mate
Pink: She growled then sat down tears began falling(She didn't use ANY RP quotations at all)
Me: Dude, you don't growl at the Alpha....
Pink: Fine, I won't be your mate but what's your favorite color? (She started to go closer)
Me: (Alpha's name), RUN RUN RUN!!!
(Pink follows) Me: GO GO GO GO GO!!!
Yea, then Pink left. :\
But the "Can I be your mate" thing was PRETTY funny. I felt like a bulle after ;-;

BEFORE that, there was a black lion, his name was hunter. (I was on me cat leader X3)
*LeApproaches*
Me/Featherstar: 0.0 Hello.....
hunter: Can you be my mate?
Me:.....................I'm a cat....
hunter: Oh. Then do you know who would make a great mate for me?
Me: No...................................
hunter: Oh. Okay. -Sigh-
Then he left. I was PRETTY freaked. But laughed at the memory X3