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Offline Vallez

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #240 on: August 12, 2012, 08:08:44 pm »
It twas a pleasant afternoon in bonfire island, a seemingly harmless herd of horses trotted around. I casually walked to the waters edge to drink my fill, when all of a sudden:
Horse Person: *Tramples lion to death then snorts*
Vallez: O.o IM A HARMLESS LITTLE LION D':
Horse Person: You where trying to kill my herd >:(
Vallez: Say whaaat? O.O
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #241 on: August 12, 2012, 08:09:12 pm »
0.0
Proof that Santa is a Creepy Stalker
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #242 on: August 12, 2012, 11:20:19 pm »
o3o
Today:
Me:Wats up now you
Floofy: JJJOOOOINNNN ME!
Me: In what? Is it mappless??
Floofy: Yes We are mapped, realistic, And Love dounuts
Me: Dogs cant have dounuts
Floofy: Street dawgs Can
Me: Slams A Donkey on zou
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #243 on: August 13, 2012, 01:26:18 am »
lol "realistic" my butt XD
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #244 on: August 13, 2012, 05:37:38 pm »
e3e

Peice of poop: eat me
Me: No... ew.
Peice of poop: u know you want to
Me: Go away. e3e *They were chasing me*
Peice of poop: no till u eat me i taste good ike chocolate
Me: ... *Switches chars*
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #245 on: August 13, 2012, 10:59:31 pm »
Quote from: Glitchpatootie on August 13, 2012, 05:37:38 pm
e3e

Peice of poop: eat me
Me: No... ew.
Peice of poop: u know you want to
Me: Go away. e3e *They were chasing me*
Peice of poop: no till u eat me i taste good ike chocolate
Me: ... *Switches chars*
LAWL
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #246 on: August 14, 2012, 02:33:18 am »
(In group:) <Me> Can you guys see my text?
(Group:) <Waterproof> Well! DUH!
(Group:) <Me> I mean in local!
(Group:) <Waterproof> I know! Yush! I can.
(Local:) <Me> *Thinks* I shall threaten to hump everyone. *Stops* *Looks at Waterproof* You didn't read anything.
(Local:) <Waterproof> *Dies*
(Group:) <Me> I WILL HUMP ALL YOUS LEGS IF YOU DON'T LISTEN! Now... I say that we shall fetch fresh meat.
(Group:) <Waterproof> *Gets Me some meat* Like this?
(Group:) <Me> No! I mean.... You know what?
(Local:) <Waterproof> What?
(Local:) <Me> *Humps Waterproof's leg*
(Group:) <Waterproof> GET HER OFF!
(Group and Local:) <All> O.o
(Group and Local:) <All Males> *Toungs drip out, and gets cash* *Starts throwing the money*
(Group and Local:) <Me> I mean get new canine thingies! *Herpaderp*
(Group:) <Me> clc(.3.)clc FFFFFFFUUUUUUU!

(I don't even know.)
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #247 on: August 14, 2012, 04:58:21 am »
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #248 on: August 14, 2012, 11:16:23 pm »
T_T ?
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #249 on: August 15, 2012, 03:03:52 am »
O.O'
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