The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Wolfie_Lover]

Gah, some people.

Ok, this happened to Me, in an rp.

Me: "Hey guys!"
Random wolf: Me, will you marry me?
Me: (No, I'm role-playing.)
Waterproof: "Hey Me! So, you wanna go hunting with me, later?" The white fae's orb--- (DUDE, IF YOU'RE NOT IN THIS GROUP, THEN LEAVE!)
Random Wolf: Oh, please Me! We can... *Sounds creepy* be together. Forever *Echos*
Me: Group: (Sorry guys, I'll rp in a sec.)
Me: Local: Dude, that's just plain creepy. Second, I don't insta-mate, or mate with anyone not in the rp. And third, you're unrealisticly colored. I don't , and will never, mate with unrealistic colored animals.
Random Wolf: Can I join the group?
Me: You're unrealistic! You've wings, pink eyes, a blue... Hairstyle! THERE'S NO WAY!
RW: Awww. Please.
Join request has be sent to RW
RW has joined group
Me: Happy?
RW: Yep.
Me has kicked RW out of the group

[T0ast]

Sadly enough the only funny things that have happened to me are in FP
On general.
o3o You see whenever sometimes someone sees my name They scream out TOAST!
So it's quite funny to see their reaction..But not when they take out a piece of Toast and eat my Brethren. xD

[OmegaToAlpha]

Hey I shouted Toast this morning at you!, Also Its me Antartica, My bro Deleted my other Account >.<))

[Okami-Shiranui]

Me: *is being attacked by fangirls*

Random peep: *bites and rips face off*
Me: Wtf. xDDD
Random peep: im blockin u cuz ur a bish
Me: Lol have fun with that.

[Wolfie_Lover]

(I still can't gt over who funny your siggy is.)

This happened to some random wolf, and Me, I was sitting by...

<I.T.> But.... But... But... WHY?!
<Me> WTF?! Dude, what are you doing, and...
<I.T.> Shut up, ash! Imma sit on you if you don't shut up!
<Me> Are you trying to cuss me out? Did you mean sit, or the bad word that rhymes with sit?
<I.T.> -Sits on Me-
<I.T's Friend> LOL! YOU'RE SITTING ON YOURSELF STUPID!
<Me> This is between... GET THE FLIP OFF!

[BlackVortex]

This one was mosty my falt:
Me (RPing as a Night Fury): Dives down on warrior cat, claws sinking in.
Warrior: Thats nice dude.
Me. (Sorry, was trying to RP)
Warrior That's fine
Me: (Sorry I was bored)
Warrior: OK
Me: *Leaves very quickly*

Yeah, somehow people did't et that I was RPing.

[okami357]

Grey(Me): -Sitting in a very calm full place in the south pole-
IMAMAMAMA!!!(Random Wolf): HEY YOU ! GO TO HELL!!! >.>
Grey: o-o what the hell is wrong now ...
IMAMAMAMA!!!: STFU YOUR MY SLAVE! GO TAKE COOKIES!!!
Grey: >.> Stop i gotta block you i am just wanting peace
IMAMAMAMA!!!: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THIS!! GEY!
Grey: Don't you mean Grey?
IMAMAMAMA!!!:NOO GIVE ME SUGAR !
Grey: the hells ... -blocks-

[Okami-Shiranui]

e3e

Person: *licks lips and stalks prey*
Me: Am I supposed to be the prey? x.x
Person: *pounces*
Me: *Flash steps aside* O3O
Person: **** U BECUZ U RUIND MY HUNT *runs off*
Me: Whoaaa there... o.o

[bluesnow26]

Oooh i got another

This was when we were herp derping around

Aurorastar(friend)
Do you promise to uphold the warrior code?
Crowpaw: i do
Aurorastar: Then by the powers of StarClan i give you your new name, Crowpaw, from this moment on you will be known as crowfood.

I laughed so hard my sister looked at me with a WTF face

[Okami-Shiranui]

xDDD
Santa Clause: *walks up and noms on my face with evil laugh expression*
Me: N-no! G-get away from me!! ;-;
Santa Clause: HO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOGHIPOSHGIOSEGH
Me: ;-; *Walking away*
Santa Clause: GET BACK HERE HOHOHOOHOHOHOHO *chasing*
Friend: Santa, back off or I will shoot you.
Santa Clause: *runs away*

;-;