The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Shadow13131]

Oh my lord it's 3:30 am and I started laughing really hard and my sister came ino my room and is like:
Wtf I'm trying to sleep!
Me: but it's funny!
Sister: What is?
Me: Shows a post to her-
Sister: -laughs really hard-
:3

[Vallez]

Lol! Imma try to think of another time... hmnnnn... Aha
One day, I decided to play as a crocodile. A bunch of kids come up to me... poking me. Some with sticks.
me: -.-
kid1: HIYA GO PONY GOOO
me: -.-
kid2: *le whips*
me: D':
kid3: Your hurting it! You need to hit him harder so he feels it!
Me: HIM?!
kid2: *SMACKS WITH LOG*
me: YOWZA I will bite you!
Kid3: Mush! mush!
Me: *mumble swims around* D': IM ABUSSEEDDDDDD
Cant believe I almost forgot that. -.-

[Shadow13131]

This happened to me today when I was rping as a lion:

Me: so you guys wanna go our territory now?
Members: Sure.
Random Pup: Will you be my daddy?
Me: I-I'm a lion
Random Pup: To bad! If its a problem I will make my older bro rape your mate!
Older Bro: -Humps my mate and makes pregnant-
Me:  D:
Pup: -Is born- Now your my daddy
Me: D:
Pup: -Flirts with adult female lion-
Female Lion: ?
Pup: -Humps lionesses leg-
Female Lion: My leg does not like this
Me: D:
Pup: -Goes down on knees-  Will you marry me?
Female Lion: No.
Pup: Then I must kidnap you! Bro, take her away!
Older Bro: -Ties up lion and takes her away-

I Actually never seen that lion again but I saw in the distant the pup as a teen actually mating with her :/ it was awkward cause the female lion was typing noises like "Uh uh, oh ya".  Me and my pride were sitting there like

[SilverTW]

IN GENERAL:

Someone:This is SPPPPAAAAMMM
Someone 2: NO THIS IS PATRICK
Someone 3: This is sparta!
Me: It's over 9000!!!!!
all: XD

[bone]

You know you could of banned the pup for that. Mating in Public maps isnt allowed.

Anyway, yesterday a bunch of us in assention island were quoting ASDF mivie. It was funny cause I didnt think so many pepl on FH were tomska fans XD

oh and there was this person in i think either flourite or ficho, but her name was rainbow bolt, her comments went something like this

Rainbow: Oh please rainbowdash you know im faster than you!

*a few min later*

Rainbow: Im a winged unicorn, daughter of princess celestia and fastest pony ever!

I didnt say anything, but I had a major WTF moment XD

[Wolfie_Lover]

Lol bone.

Ok, I was playing as a puppy. And then this happened (I feel so ashamed that I let it happen.) :
(Me used to be a fox kit. So... Yea.)

Me: *Looks for adoption center*
Shadow (Who was a random black wolf.) : *Eats kit*
Me: WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Shadow: I'm hungwy! (And he/she said it like a baby. o3e)
Me: Ok, I will now... Disappear! *Runs away*
Shadow and a bunch of other animals: *Claps*
Me: GET A LIFE!

(It was one of my 'Bad days.' Since I'm bipolar. ;n;)

[Aweu]

Lol bone.

Ok, I was playing as a puppy. And then this happened (I feel so ashamed that I let it happen.) :
(Me used to be a fox kit. So... Yea.)

Me: *Looks for adoption center*
Shadow (Who was a random black wolf.) : *Eats kit*
Me: WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Shadow: I'm hungwy! (And he/she said it like a baby. o3e)
Me: Ok, I will now... Disappear! *Runs away*
Shadow and a bunch of other animals: *Claps*
Me: GET A LIFE!

(It was one of my 'Bad days.' Since I'm bipolar. ;n;)

Aw Emo.
Well, I was at Bonfire, laying at the cliff(I always do that, gotta problem?) And there was a group of TLK rpers. And here was the conversations:
Kovu: Please mom, let me see Kiara.
Zira: no, you're not aloud
White dog: Geesh, I hate the lion king rpers... They do the things that would never be in the movie, and they make 'fake' cubs as there offspring.
Zira: hey, you have a problem with us rping here, you can leave...
Me: ...
White dog: *gets close to me >.>*
Me: Uh... Hello?
White dog: hide me
Me: O_O, alright...
White dog: *Hides under your belly*
Me: O.O
White dog: I'm sorry
Me: ... Stop saying your sorry, you're not sorry... You're not doing anything!
White dog: Don't yell at me! *hides face with paws*
Me: -facepaw-

I didn't understand that at all...

[bone]

lol aweu

[Wolfie_Lover]

Lol bone.

Ok, I was playing as a puppy. And then this happened (I feel so ashamed that I let it happen.) :
(Me used to be a fox kit. So... Yea.)

Me: *Looks for adoption center*
Shadow (Who was a random black wolf.) : *Eats kit*
Me: WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Shadow: I'm hungwy! (And he/she said it like a baby. o3e)
Me: Ok, I will now... Disappear! *Runs away*
Shadow and a bunch of other animals: *Claps*
Me: GET A LIFE!

(It was one of my 'Bad days.' Since I'm bipolar. ;n;)

Aw Emo.
Well, I was at Bonfire, laying at the cliff(I always do that, gotta problem?) And there was a group of TLK rpers. And here was the conversations:
Kovu: Please mom, let me see Kiara.
Zira: no, you're not aloud
White dog: Geesh, I hate the lion king rpers... They do the things that would never be in the movie, and they make 'fake' cubs as there offspring.
Zira: hey, you have a problem with us rping here, you can leave...
Me: ...
White dog: *gets close to me >.>*
Me: Uh... Hello?
White dog: hide me
Me: O_O, alright...
White dog: *Hides under your belly*
Me: O.O
White dog: I'm sorry
Me: ... Stop saying your sorry, you're not sorry... You're not doing anything!
White dog: Don't yell at me! *hides face with paws*
Me: -facepaw-

I didn't understand that at all...

Lol. And, it's ok. I mostly have 'Good days' but today is an 'Off day.' So... Yeah... o3o

Me was in a map my friend made, for like her pack or whatever. And I guess this one lion got ahold of it. Well, they could, it was a public map. Anyway. This happened.

Me (Still a fox kit) : Waterproof...
Waterproof: Yea? What'chu want?!
Me: O.e<----<< Someone shot my eye with an arrow.
Random lion: Muwhaaa!
Me: Wut just happened?
Waterproof: I don't know...
-Gir has entered-
Waterproof: Gir!
Me: GIR! COME HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU!
Gir: Where?
Me: Here; In my spot.
RL: I want to love you Me. *Cries*
Me: *To RL* I hate you, go die in a hole.
Waterproof: Too bad Me, Gir is mine.
Me: Fine, stupid lion. Water, you win.

I haven't seen the lion since, and a ton of wolf and lion cubs grouped around me, afterward. O.e It was all at the same time, and I remember the --Well, I used too-- lion's user. And none of the cubs (Wolf and lion) were him/her. I wonder what happened that day.

[Antartica]

Woa....
Me:HEY! YOU!
Taxi: Who me?
Me: YEAH TAXI YOU SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG!
Taxi:dont yell at me :"(
Me:Well, Wat are you doing?
Taxi: Makeing love to this mushroom