The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Sarogon]

Me: -randomly sitting in bonfire-
* Random blue wolf runs up to me*
Me: Um, hi?
Wolf: O.O
Me: o,o..what?
Wolf: I want you
Me: You what? exe
Wolf: I WANT..YOU!!!
Me: Why?
Wolf: Let's be mates and have babies
Me: What?! No.
Wolf: I want you.
Me:No.
Wolf: You're such a 9/11, Your a sh*t sandwich without the bread..
Me:...You know you could get banned for saying stuff like that..
Wolf: O.O WTF are you a MOD?
Me: No,
Wolf: Lets start a Sex Center.
Me:;-- Thats against the rules too
Simba M unborn: i ned a sex senter
Me: Your not even...whatever -poofs-

[Moss823]

Lol Bonfire again. This one involves a Mate Center. Please note, I was not at the Mate Center, just observing.

MateCenter is just doing what mate center's do.
Random Lion : Get out of here Mate Center! I was layin' here first!
MateCenter ignores said lion.
RL : Seriously, leave! I was HERE FIRST!
Me : Urmm... -NameHere- Where were you? I didn't see that you were here?
The Random Lion ignores me and continues to rant, so I leave.

[OmegaToAlpha]

actlully have one with me jokeing people.

Me: Ya know what? I saw this boy talkin' to slendy one time, And the boy was all like: HEY SLENDER. I BET YOU DUN HAVE A FACEBOOK! -Gigglesnort-
Slender: >_> Aww F YOU.

Me: I promise this is a joke, I just thinkz itz funnyz.
When yo mama goes to the beach, a whaleshark pops outta the water and sings: "We are family! Even though your bigger than me!"

I was kidding. Promise.

[FieldsForever]

I was in Atlantis. I love spelling errors:

"I am a Snack Woof"

He meant to say snake wolf

That's me! AWW YEAH, I MADE THE WALL OF SHAME!
(I fully intended to say "Snack woof")
Did he happen to say "I am a mail" a few seconds later? :.D
No but seriously I'm gonna use Snack Wolf more often now seeing as how people get a kick out of it, thanks for feeding me!
"I are a mail snack woof! Loaf me!"

[Aweu]

Snack Woof... Sounds yummy, lol. xD

Me: BARRELS
Random Person: ... You're wierd.
Me: Are you a bro?
Random Person: ...I am boy so yeah
Me: *Brofist* Bros forever! 'Ellos
Random Person: Uhh.... Okay then oeo *brofist*
Me: What's your favorite episode?
Random Person: Ummm... What?

In rl I was like *facepalm* xDDDD

[Okami-Shiranui]

Me: -Chillin'-
Person: LOOK A MOD. -Runs up to me-
Me: I'm not a mod. e3e
Person.: Oh. ;-;

[bluesnow26]

Me: -Chillin'-
Person: LOOK A MOD. -Runs up to me-
Me: I'm not a mod. e3e
Person.: Oh. ;-;

THAT IS SO SAD XD

[Okami-Shiranui]

I know. e3e Just run up to a random person and insist they are mod for attention. Fail.

[supertyplho]

I joined a Pride and when we got to the territory there is some random guy in it who said: -Farts.- (Earthquake)...I was like What the Heck?

[Aweu]

Aha, farting has magical powers! xD