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Offline Raxoremys

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #450 on: December 06, 2012, 09:31:53 pm »
More hilarity from the oh-so-sophisticated world of Bonfire. This was a fight I was eavesdropping on between two of the many Zira and Nala characters.

N: LEAVE NOW!!!
Z: pounces
N: jumps on zira and kills her
Z: dodges kill
N: gashes open ziras belly and spills her guts out
Z: slashes nala and claws out eyes
N: hey thats powerplaying!!
Z: no because i cant miss idiot!!!!

I wasn't sure whether I should laugh, or cry...

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #451 on: December 07, 2012, 04:00:04 am »
Friend: Anybody want a female mate? I'm willing to role-play, looked pups, ect.
Me (Lunar): Pff, this again.
Paradox: How about you ask lunar, he seems like a nice guy
Friend: But...
Paradox: You guys should have pups, and raise a happy family...
Me: Oh, so you automatically assume I'm a guy?
Paradox: You're not?!?!?! I'll date you, then
Friend: Let's go now, I'M the one looking for a mate.
Paradox: Im confused
Me: Yeah, me too buddy.

People and their obsession with mates these days... I'd much rather go out and RP.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #452 on: December 07, 2012, 05:31:03 am »
Ugggg...

Me: Look, I didn't copy your groups name.
Wolves From Wild Wolves: Yes you did!
Me: Reeally? Why don't you go bug the other 40 Groups Named Wild Wolves?



Wild Wolves. Pfft, think they are SOOO Great. They have big heads, and look like Pedo Bears.

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That's a serious idiot.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #453 on: December 07, 2012, 05:49:05 pm »
Red Wolf - *Plays Harp*
Black Wolf - You got a harp?
Red Wolf - Yes and did you know they have spirits?
Black Wolf - So they have genders?
Red Wolf - So the question is can you have sex with it?
Black Wolf - Is it a girl?
Red Wolf - *Shrugs and hands over harp* Why don't you check?
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #454 on: December 07, 2012, 07:15:07 pm »
pup: drinks all the water in the wurld
Me: What's a wurld?
pup: ur stupid if u dont know
Me: Orlly? I know what a world is.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #455 on: December 07, 2012, 09:20:26 pm »
Red Wolf - *Plays Harp*
Black Wolf - You got a harp?
Red Wolf - Yes and did you know they have spirits?
Black Wolf - So they have genders?
Red Wolf - So the question is can you have sex with it?
Black Wolf - Is it a girl?
Red Wolf - *Shrugs and hands over harp* Why don't you check?

O Jesus XD
pup: drinks all the water in the wurld
Me: What's a wurld?
pup: ur stupid if u dont know
Me: Orlly? I know what a world is.


LAWL XD

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #456 on: December 08, 2012, 05:42:12 pm »
stupidest question some one asked me has to be: whens the 4th of july? he immediately saw the answer and had an embaryssment moment! everyone laughed happilly evur after da end!

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #457 on: December 09, 2012, 12:12:28 am »
dragon: kills hit no miss
Me: Go away please.
dragon: u r a bish im blocking u
Me: Go ahead.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #458 on: December 09, 2012, 04:59:16 pm »
dont you hate it when people claim public maps im like go make your own map and claim it
im ginro firefang and you can find me on feralheart but sometimes im off for weeks or monts.......

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #459 on: December 09, 2012, 06:22:21 pm »
Mapclaimers are annoying, yes. And most of them all gravitate to a single cluster of rocks in Fluorite.