The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Dragonite]

[catloversjt]

So, yesterday, I was in Ficho and seven or eight black and neon green wolves come walking through; all the same color, size, everything except their names and users were the same xD It was funny..

Today, I was in Fluorite... Someone says in General: "I can water bend!" -Starts peeing on the grass-
And... I was confused, but I laughed altogether *shrug* xD

[catsanddogsandbirds]

So, yesterday, I was in Ficho and seven or eight black and neon green wolves come walking through; all the same color, size, everything except their names and users were the same xD It was funny..

Today, I was in Fluorite... Someone says in General: "I can water bend!" -Starts peeing on the grass-
And... I was confused, but I laughed altogether *shrug* xD

 "Waterbending" is the ability to control water, Comet xDD

 Once, someone said: "PEW PEW I USE MAGIK TO KEEL U HAR HAR"
 Me: "Hurr durr Ima be a derp naow"
 Person: "DERP MAGIK SOUNDS GROSS"

 Not that hilarious, but kinda funny. x3

[smacky83]

Ok once i was sitting here as a OL. And nala just came along to me and said: "Simba hates mi" (She didnt have good spelling) Then she she just said: "I love you" and i said to her: "Umm...go away?" and she ran off a few minutes later i was asleep and she comes and humps me! I said "wtf dude?" Next day she comes up and she goes im pregnant? and apparently another lioness said i had her cubs? I was like WTF? then they started to fight and then a person called Beauty F Lion just came up to me and said: "Wanna be mates?" i was like "Can't you see whats happening?" Then she started to mate me? whats with people these days?

[tygrysek]

One day, I entered Ficho Tunnel and someone said ''OKAI BAI I'M GONNA EAT SOME MORE TAMPONS <33'' And I'm like ''o3o...wat.'' Oh and, this convo I had with a cougar and a zebra/horse yesterday;

Me; - Stalking some horses because I'm a derp -
[ A cougar approaches me ]
Me; o3o Hai
Cougar; - Has emote set as Rage -
Me; What's with the face?
Cougar; leave the horses alone
Me; Why?
Cougar; cause
Me; I'm just stalking them
Cougar; dont come any closer
Me; :I
Me; - Comes closer and starts poking the horses - BD
And then, after stalking them, a zebra/horse hybrid came to me and said;
Horse; you stay away from the horses
Me; I'm not doing anything :I
Horse; -neighs and rears-
Horse; apart from stalking them
Me; -Thinking; ''What's stalking gonna do to them? '' -
Me; Look, if you don't want me around, then just block me, it's just as simple as that.
The end ~

[starkwolf]

Ok once i was sitting here as a OL. And nala just came along to me and said: "Simba hates mi" (She didnt have good spelling) Then she she just said: "I love you" and i said to her: "Umm...go away?" and she ran off a few minutes later i was asleep and she comes and humps me! I said "wtf dude?" Next day she comes up and she goes im pregnant? and apparently another lioness said i had her cubs? I was like WTF? then they started to fight and then a person called Beauty F Lion just came up to me and said: "Wanna be mates?" i was like "Can't you see whats happening?" Then she started to mate me? whats with people these days?

XD, I feel so bad for you. Kindof.


Anyway, so first thing that comes up when I spawn at South Pole is "Can I kill you? Please please please!"

[Raxoremys]

[tygrysek]

Here's one that just happened a couple of minutes ago ;

Me=Me/Tetris
Lion=Fan Character

Me; -Herp-a-derping in Bonfire-
Suddenly I spot a lion king fan character [I think] and a Scar character from tlk.
The lion had a rage emote on and he was staring at Scar.
Me; Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 8D
Lion; i will kill simba
Lion; you will help me kill simba
Me; Who? Me?
Lion; get over here
Me; -Walks towards him- :s
Lion; follow me
Me; -Le follow-
Lion; i will kill simba
Lion; for you
Me; Whaaaaat. o-o
Lion; im gonna kill simba

It was pretty weird... xD

[greenart6]

This is a funny lion king roleplay I happened to see.

Simba: Nala, I want a divorce. I like Sarabi now.
Nala: Oh yeah?
Simba: And I like Sarafina too
Nala: I'm going to tell Zira!
Simba: But I did it with her too
Kopa: Ziras my mom!

XD it went a bit like that

Me: This is the best TLK rp EVER!

[katyekitty]

Best page ever xDD