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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #180 on: January 19, 2014, 03:10:53 am »
1. Grab a bag of marshmallows, and eat them without paying.
2. (If you are female) Go in the men's restroom, and hear men screaming.
3. Watch Happy Tree Friends on the TVs on display.
4. Sing "His World" (Yes, the song "His World" from Sonic 2006) as loud as you can.
5. Grab a radio, turn it on, and dance to the music in the middle of the store.
6. Hook a video game system to one of the TV's on display, and insert a Sonic 2006 (Yes, I like the game Sonic 2006) disc, and play it.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #181 on: January 19, 2014, 05:38:07 am »
Quote from: Vespian on January 19, 2014, 02:51:49 am
My apologies if any of the followin' has already been stated before me:

` Switch the women's and men's signs for the restroom, sit back, and watch the chaos.
` Randomly fall to the ground in the middle of the store coverin' yer ears and scream, "THE VOICES!" for a few seconds before gettin' back up and actin' completely normal.
` Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a bar code on yer forehead.
Love the last one!

I would go around and slap the staff and shout "where is it?!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #182 on: January 21, 2014, 08:06:47 pm »
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #183 on: January 21, 2014, 08:12:33 pm »
Cosplay As Percy Jackson:

Walk around with a bunch of waterbottles in a belt on you and splash them on people while wearing a wig like percy jackon's and his outfit.  Then say "I'm Percy Jackson!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #184 on: January 22, 2014, 12:47:51 am »
Set an alarm clock on display's alarm to the next minute and listen to the people scream at the alarm.
Go on a computer on display and go on feralheart.com, download feralheart and make a character, and play around until the staff goes to kick you out and blame the download on a person near you.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #185 on: January 22, 2014, 04:00:37 am »
Pretend to be insane and scare the f**k outta kids
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #186 on: January 22, 2014, 04:46:41 am »
Run up to an employee and demand for them to carry you around.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #187 on: January 22, 2014, 04:54:36 am »
Throw bread at the manager and employees, Grabs the microphone and yel TWINKIKES XD
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #188 on: January 22, 2014, 04:55:01 am »
*TWINKIES
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #189 on: January 22, 2014, 05:04:52 am »
www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g
This guy doing a "Gallon Smash' prank over and over in different stores. Nuff Said
(My favorite one is where the guy tries to help him up and he slips and falls on him.)
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