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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #190 on: January 22, 2014, 05:12:32 am »
Run into the store and scream, "THERE'S A SALE GOING ON AT TARGET."
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #191 on: January 22, 2014, 01:52:07 pm »
Go into K-Mart and ask them for a 50ft garden hose and if they don't have it say:
"I'M GOING TO WAL-MART, AND WHEN I GET BACK I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A WRECKING BALL!!"

If they DO say:
"Well F**K YOU!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #192 on: January 22, 2014, 10:13:22 pm »
Knock off all the books on the shelves and when the staff comes to you yell "YOU DID IT! PICK THAT CRAP UP RIGHT NOW!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #193 on: January 22, 2014, 11:14:43 pm »
Run around the store screaming (And pushing people over), "THIS IS SPARTA!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #194 on: January 23, 2014, 01:24:10 am »
"I need a horse" *ahem* nuff said
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #195 on: January 23, 2014, 01:25:16 am »
"I need a horse" *ahem* nuff said
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #196 on: January 23, 2014, 03:56:45 am »
Yell out "I GOT FRIGGIN PROBLEMS!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #197 on: January 23, 2014, 03:58:33 am »
When checking out, demand they give you a sale price on cookies.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #198 on: January 23, 2014, 04:02:39 am »
Invite 3 of your friends and then have them and yourself act like you have problems. Like screaming very loud until someone dies.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #199 on: January 23, 2014, 04:06:09 am »
Release wild birds into the building. >:D
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