1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[Wolflover224]

Take a waffle and start screaming "I FOUND A WAFFLE" while waving it furiously in your hand.

-ducks at sight of flying log-

Jake: Ax! What did u do in Wal-Mart?!?!?!    Aximili(Ax)(name probably misspelled): <Wut? Oh yeah! I remember now! I slung a waffle while yelling, "I FOUND A WAFFLE!!!" And got kicked out after I ate all teh cinnamon buns!>   Jake: O_O *facepalms self and Ax* You're an idiot

[Wolflover224]

Roll across the floor and  throw marshmallows at people

Ax is at it again!

[hugrf2]

Sing the banana song in a banana custom and do the gangnam style dance all the way down every isle you can.

Also, please do not triple post/double post, Galen. ^^ You can edit your last post and still quote those people instead next time.~

[magicfairy]

Get a radio and turn on the least favorite music in the world. Dance to it yelling, "I'M AN IDIOT!" and pull down your pants.

[Wolflover224]

Oh ok hugrf thanks.

[Wolflover224]

Can't believe no one said these...                                                                                                           1.) dress up like Gandalf (including staff), stand by the entrance to an aisle, and when someone walks by or tries to get in, yell YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! at the top of your lungs.           2.) dress like a Dalek and run around screaming at the top of your lungs THE DOCTOR'S AFTER ME!!!         3.) dress like a Dalek and hide in a clothing rack. When someone tries to pick a shirt/pants yell EXTERMATE!!!! as loud as you can and repeditly.

[magicfairy]

 1.) Take as many things off the shelves as possible, yell, "WHO DID THIS?" And kick the items around.
2.) Turn on loud music that is popular and then sing the words or sounds to the song at the top of your lungs as long as possible.
3.) Turn on the song Dragonborn on the intercome and yell, "I AM THE DRAGONBORN! FUS RO DAH!"

[DancingWithDeath]

I know the last post was 2 months ago, but I wanna revive this.))

Walk in and yell "IM SHADOW THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!" and get in a fight with someone.

[magicfairy]

1. Go crazy and knock everything off the shelves, yelling, "OOOPS I'M SO CLUMSY OOOOPS!"
2. Hide on a shelf and then jump off on somebody yelling, "SPIDER MAN POWER!"

[Aragami]

Jump on the checkout isles and use an intercom to sing loudly to Blonde's song Call Me.

I had to revive this I'm so sorry lol.