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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #270 on: September 11, 2014, 09:38:19 pm »
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #271 on: September 11, 2014, 10:53:59 pm »
Constantly shout LOL LOL LOL I R WEARING SPEEDOES while wearing speedos in Walmart. o_o
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #272 on: September 12, 2014, 01:44:40 pm »
Walk in with a dog costume on, and pretend you are a dog.  See what everyone says.  DO ITTT
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #273 on: September 13, 2014, 01:26:50 am »
Come in Walmart, acting tacky. Like, wear tacky clothes and shiz.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #274 on: September 13, 2014, 01:34:51 am »
Wear an Elmo costume and follow a family all around the entire store creepily.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #275 on: September 13, 2014, 02:55:02 am »
Throw away all the razors. #SaveTheBeards
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #276 on: September 13, 2014, 03:23:20 am »
Argue with your cashier about a fake coupon that was drawn on cardboard with a marker.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #277 on: September 13, 2014, 03:30:39 am »
Take all the plastic grocery bags and jump off shelves pretending they're parachutes.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #278 on: September 13, 2014, 03:31:26 am »
Grab a watermelon and smash it on the ground.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #279 on: September 13, 2014, 03:32:53 am »
Run up to the cashier and stare into their face for a very long time, before gasping and pointing at them, shouting "FATHER! IT'S YOOOOU!" and then start hugging them everywhere and lead them around the store.
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