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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #400 on: June 27, 2015, 11:38:45 pm »
Run around with a troll face mask trolling people. Also, sing or play the troll song into the microphone loudly.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #401 on: June 27, 2015, 11:55:46 pm »
Dress up as a fat rat and play the saxophone however your not really playing in it, there is actually the song Timelapse playing by The Fat Rat on your phone which is inside the saxophone and walk around the store until you get kicked out.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #402 on: June 27, 2015, 11:58:25 pm »
Dress up in some of costume and just go around filming people saying "Woah i think we've found a ghost" and slap them or poke them or something to annoy them then run away saying "nope never mind!" until you're kicked out

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #403 on: July 06, 2015, 02:29:07 am »
Ask a walmart employee for directions to Kmart.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #404 on: July 06, 2015, 02:36:09 am »
Run around naked screaming Walmart/Kmart sucks, and no one should buy groceries from there.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #405 on: July 06, 2015, 02:38:23 am »
Impersonate an employee and steal the money from behind the cash register.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #406 on: July 06, 2015, 02:42:31 am »
Go and knock out all of the security cameras, and moon the manager.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #407 on: July 06, 2015, 02:31:31 pm »
Eat a cash register.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #408 on: July 06, 2015, 03:26:31 pm »
Eat an employee

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #409 on: July 06, 2015, 03:42:29 pm »
Poop in the cash register.