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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #410 on: July 06, 2015, 07:10:49 pm »
Eat Fizzy.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #411 on: July 06, 2015, 07:19:00 pm »
Destorying everything that is perfectly put in place with a bat.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #412 on: July 06, 2015, 07:27:14 pm »
Tell everyone you're the manager's son/daughter and get free stuff.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #413 on: July 06, 2015, 07:37:40 pm »
Try to cook food and snacks in the meat section.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #414 on: July 06, 2015, 07:52:29 pm »
Steal the meats from the meat section, copy Lady Gaga's meat dress, and frolic around the store.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #415 on: July 06, 2015, 07:54:00 pm »
Bring a pack of dogs into Walmart and unleash them in the meat and deli section.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #416 on: July 06, 2015, 08:08:04 pm »
Show the manager this thread on FeralHeart and then do the last thing that was posted on this thread.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #417 on: July 06, 2015, 09:32:45 pm »
Eat the manager.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #418 on: July 06, 2015, 09:37:52 pm »
Steal someone's purse in the parking lot.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #419 on: July 06, 2015, 09:38:28 pm »
Trash someone's car.