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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #430 on: July 09, 2015, 04:51:08 pm »
Quote from: ThatFizzedUpHusky on July 09, 2015, 04:36:04 pm
Quote from: Green(PokemonXY) on July 09, 2015, 04:33:25 pm
Make a cardboard gem destabilizer, get a lot of friends that are dressed up as their gemsonas or favorite gems and dress up as Peridot hitting them with the gem destabilizer. Your friends will fall over when you hit them with the gem destabilizer.

Wear all the jewelry screaming, "I'M THE BOSS GIMME ALL YO MONEY!"
Wherever you live, we need to meet up someplace some time, and do that.

Run to the manager and scream "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"

I live in La La Land, I'll be Peridot.

Say on the speakers, "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #431 on: July 12, 2015, 02:31:58 pm »
Dress up as MLPs and pretend to use magic when really you're throwing things everywhere
Cosplay as FMA characters and pretend you're using alchemy.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #432 on: July 12, 2015, 04:14:48 pm »
Stand too close to everyone, and whisper "I drive by your house everyday in hopes that you notice me, senpai."
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #433 on: July 12, 2015, 04:44:50 pm »
Go up to employees screaming, "NOTICE ME SENPAI!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #434 on: July 12, 2015, 11:26:40 pm »
Dress up as Garnet, and have the instrumental version of Stronger Than You playing, and sing it with a really creak-y voice, and punch random people.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #435 on: July 12, 2015, 11:34:54 pm »
dress up in a fursuit with your friends and run around Wal-mart with loud music playing and if someone asks what you're doing tell them it's Anthrocon XD
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #436 on: July 13, 2015, 12:26:21 am »
Steal money from everyone's wallet, and blame it on senpai.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #437 on: July 13, 2015, 06:14:35 am »
Play the FNaF 1 scream soundbyte over and over again at full volume on a boom box, dressed in a horrible cardboard foxy fursuit and yell at people.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #438 on: July 14, 2015, 11:29:22 pm »
News report: There was a female running around in walmart, wearing a Regular Show-themed shirt, throwing cereal at everyone. The alleged child, appearing to be 12 or 13, also spent the night in one of the beds that day. when she woke up, she continued throwing cereal at everyone, but as she was getting kicked out, she yelled out "IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NAMED MALWART, NOT WALMART!".
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #439 on: July 14, 2015, 11:33:05 pm »
Pelt people in the butt with eggs while sitting on an aisle wall in a crappy egg suit with a boombox singing "Humpty Dumpty" dubstep remixes.
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