1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[copper4me]

ooooh oooh! I got a new one!!



Take some chickens from home or someone Take them to the Aisle with the most People, and then let them loose and then when some one trys to Whack one jump out and say: "DONT KILL THE CHICKS THERE'S MORE TO KILL OTHER THEN THESE!"

[kate3628]

Put a walkie talkie behind one of the toys and hide, when i kid comes by say"hey u! buy me buy me! if u dont ik where u live *evillaugh*

[Ingredient]

Get a realistic looking toy water gun and yell out "THIS IS A STICK UP I WANT DA MONEY!!!!" take the money, then squirt the cash register person then make a run for it.

Splash buckets of paint on the electronics.

Open a huge dog biscuit bag and throw it at all the customers who walk in saying "Hi welcome to Walmart/Kmart the land of dog food!"

[copper4me]

1: when you go in go to the clothes aisle then grab a RC car with a Walkie talkie on it then hide in a rack and drive the Walkie talkie RC car around yelling Give me your stuff!

2: make a feather wing thing then go to walmart/kmart and when your there run around squacking then when the manager comes yell "ITS GONNA PUT ME AWAY FROM GOOD SAVE ME!!"

[aelitastar]

(im reminded of maximum ride now O.o *read the comics but is on first book of the regular series* dress up as a band and badly play music

[Ducky]

On halloween night wear a fairy costume and steal all the candy, then go behind the counter and stuff it in the cashregister, steal the manager uniform if you can find it, then open the store, hand out free money, the next morning, come back and scream. "SURPRISE! I ran the store while you guys were on vacation.."

[Flatsoda]

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Take ALL robotic toys out of their packages. Even the little Transformers 'cause their still considered robots.
Tape the Transformers to the toys that 'move' / you can control.
Tape all the toys that you can control together. At the front, put the biggest (more than one) toy.
Tape all the remote controls together. Again, at the front should be the one(or more) that controls the biggest toy(s).
Parade the giant pile of toys around, slap your phone / ipod on VERY high volume, playing a heavy metal / screamer song like "The Bottom" by Staind. When everybody freaks out, take all the plushies angry bird plushies and pelt the people. Scream out loud, " YOU'LL NEVER GET IT RIGGHHTT! YOU'LL NEVER GET IT RIIGGHHHT! WE'LL ALWAYS STAND AND FIIIGGHT! YOU'LL NEVEER GETT IT RIIGGGHHTT!"
If an employee comes up and asks what you're doing / asks you to leave the store, UPPERCUT THEM WITH A BUMBLEBEE TRANSFORMERS TOY.

Thus, you have your army of robots...
Then cue your evil laugh when the police come.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[wolfgrrl13]

~Hide and wait behind a freezer thing while holding either a frozen turkey or ham.  Wait for a staff member to walk by and pound them in the face with it.
~Hide in a clothing rack, wait for someone to look at the clothings, jump out and yell  "PICK ME PICK ME!!!"
~If a staff member walks near you, scream "GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!" then run away.
~TP the store.

[copper4me]

during Black friday sneak in early and hide somewhere and hold a thing then when they go to grab it play tug-a-war and scream "ITS MINE ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Starflash]

Go on the intercom thing and play the rick roll song :3