Press the red button!

[Jackkdaw]

A random obese guy breaks through your wall and whacks you over the head with a ukulele.


-Drives car over red button-

[liontamer1]

A horde of zombies begin to eat your car.

-Presses red button and runs behind chair-

[Jackkdaw]

A washing machine falls through your ceiling and crushes you.


-Karate chops button-

[whitewolf223]

Your dad, (Morgan Freeman) comes in and stares at you while you sleep.    Smacks Button-

[Jackkdaw]

Eh he does that all the time.

Cinderella Sparta kicks your door open and steals your television.


-Smashes guitar on button-

[Wolfie_Lover]

My guitar falls on your head.

-Eats red button-

[Jackkdaw]

My drum stick harpoons you in the ear. :I


-Pokes button with other drum stick.-

[~Stargazer~]

*Smashes a baseball bat on your head*

*Decapitates red button*

[Jackkdaw]

Connor Kenway dives through your window and lodges his Tomahawk (whom I have officially named Cupcake) into your skull like a boss.


-Curb stomps button-

[~Stargazer~]

Oh, so that's the way it's gonna be?

*Ezio Auditore leaps out from an alley and drives his hidden blade through your neck like a baws*

*assassinates button*