The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.

[jay warfang]

The lines "Oh my pork" and "for the love of sweetened glazed pork" are sort of my trademarks now. XD

Heyena m: kills glados hit 100 percent miss 0 percent 100 accuracy
GLaDOS: Nope. I'm still alive.
Wheatly(me): Godmodder alert! Just ignore it.
Heyena m: shut up whetly
Me: No 8D
GLaDOS: Oh! Oh! Look at me! I can godmod too! -Kills with neurotoxin-
Heyena m: doge hit no miss
Me: How can you "hit" if you dodged? And did you know neurotoxin can be a poisoness gas?
GLaDOS: And btw you spelled "hyena" wrong.
Heyena m: SHUT UP I HATE YOU
Me: Were we too smart for you? Deal with it. 8D
Heyena m: -runs off no miss-
GLaDOS: Did he just say "runs hit no miss"?
Me: Yeah. XDD

 I'm suprised he left and diden't stick around and whine about this.

[OfficialSwifty]

Cast:
Sweed: Me
Dyan M cat: Jerk
Rick M Wolf: God-mod/ other jerk

Scene: Bonfire

Sweed: -Siting on a rock minding his own business-
Dyan M cat: Hey furball get off my rock!
Sweed: '.'..Your rock? This isn't your rock.
Dyan M cat: Yeah it is dummy I was siting on it first
Sweed:...No you weren't, I've been siting here for quite a while and you just arrived.
Dyan M cat: Thats a lie!!!!
Sweed: x.v No it's not
Rick M wolf: WHATS GOING ON!!!
Sweed: (Are you kidding me?)
Dyan M cat: This *ss stole my rock
Sweed: Watch your mouth...
Rick M wolf: -leaps up and grabs weed by the neck and breaks it dying him-
Sweed: What the jello was that? For one it's Sweed , Two that's Power Playing, and Three you can't die some one e.e
Dyan M cat: You're dead get lost you lozer
Sweed: You're really starting to take this a little too far, there's no reason for name calling.
Rick M wolf: I killered you get on hte grond and dye.
Sweed: T.T You now what..forget it. This rock isn't worth it... -Leaps off the rock and trots away- Good day floofs
Dyan M cat: Yeah keep walking moron retard..
Rick M wolf: Sop! your dyed you freek!!!!!
Sweed: I'm sorry but, you're blocked. I've tried to be nice but it's apparent that it's not getting through to you. I hope you're not like this to other people because it might land you in a lot of trouble if you're talking like that to the wrong people.

[lionstar101]

Here I am in South Pole, and pass through an 'elemental' wolf pack 'territory'...

Me: Bloop *Le walking around*
Alpha Sparkletard: *Le jumps out of nowhere* WHO ARE YOU. GET OUT.
Fangirl Sparkletard: YEA HOO R U?
Me: Ppsshh, Sparkletards. You amuse me.
Alpha Sparkletard: UR A SPARKLETARD.
Me: *Is a perfectly realistic husky* o.O Are you familiar with the term..?
Alpha Sparkletard: I DONT NO WHAT THAT MEANS
Me: How old are you?
Alpha Sparkletard: 16
Me: Yeah right.
Alpha Sparkletard: *Uses mind control powers to trap her in an icicle* YOU STAY THERE
Me: This is amusing.
Fangirl Sparkletard: uses fire powers to blast her and the isickle to peieces YAY
Me: You are hopelessly illiterate.
Fangirl Sparkletard: UR ILITARATE
Me: Say What?
Alpha Sparkletard: *kills you no miss* YOU STUPID.
Fangirl Sparkletard: YOUR DED. WE KELLED U STOOPID
Me: .....I..'m not gonna ask..
Alpha Sparkletard: GET OIUT
Alpha Sparkletard: *oit
Alpha Sparkletard: *out
Alpha Sparkletard: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: What?
Alpha Sparkletard: YOU DED I KELLED YOU.
Fangirl Sparkletard: LOOK IM LOZZAR AND IM A MOORUN
Alpha Sparkletard: *picks yu up with muth and mkes a terrnaedoo come suking yu up and making our guts slattter-
Me: Our? Okay, You're 'ded' too now.
Fangirl Sparkletard: U STEL DED. GET ON GRUND AND B DED NOW
Me: Just walk away, just walk away..

[Dragonite]

Place-Fycho tunnel
Scene-dogfighters
Actors-
Powerplayers=
RetardHorse
DogFighter435444
ImmaAwesome
Narwal
Espectators-
Me(Dragonite)
Charizard(my pal)
My pack
Other guys
DogFighterTrainer

DogFighterTrainer-Come to the dog fighter arena in Ficho Tunnel
Dragonite-Lets go.It should be fun.
Charizard-Awright.
*Pack follows Dragonite trough Ficho tunnel*
Dragonite(to DogFighterTrainer)-Hey,Can we watch?
DogFighterTrainer-Yeah,of course.Sit over here.The show will start breefly.
-Some time later-
DFT-Ok!Thanks for waiting!Here are the fighters!At my right,Narwal,the blue wolf!Please step to the center!
-Narwal steps to center-
DFT-At my left,Ulf,the brown dog!Step to the center!
- Ulf steps to center-
Narwal-Il end chuuu
DFT-ok,let the fight begin!
Ulf-growls and charges.Bites down Narwal's shoulder and makes a wound.(Decent roleplayer)
-Espectators howl of excitment-
Narwal-Uses powa of wind an breks SKUL NO MIS
Charizard- -.-
Narwal-JUPS UP AND LADS IN OPONET CRUXING IM
Ulf-Urr...
NARWAL_USES AL DA POWAS AND KILS HULF
-Espectators boo-
Narwal-IL KILZ CHUU TOOOOO
DFT-~le blocks Narwal~Ok,Ulf wins.
My pack-Hope that this gets better...
-Some decent battles later-
DFT-Ok,at my left,Immaawesome and Dogfigther435444 at my right.
-DFT getting tired-
IMA-JUPS UP BREKS SKUL
DF435444-DODGS AND RIPS BELLY
IMMA-NO U NOT DODGE
DF4-YE I DU
-Retard horse appears-
RH-WAT R U DOINMA TERRITORY
IMMA/DF4-XUT UP DIS NU U TERYTORI
RH_YEAH ITS PIKS UP AND TROWS OVA A KLIF
Espectators-Oh god,please not
IM_BITES NEK AND KILS
DF4-PIKS IM AND RH THROWS UP MAKS TORNADO ND SMASHES TU FLOR KILLING AND MEKIN GUTS SLATER EVERYWER
Dragonite-Guys?Lets go the bar.
Pack-Yeah
-espectators follow-
PowerplayersInc.-EY U COM ERE U OUR TERITOR U KILZ U
Me-Oh really?Guys!Extreme trolling activate!
-Everyone buttswings with butts turned to powerplayers-

[liontamer1]

Place-Fycho tunnel
Scene-dogfighters
Actors-
Powerplayers=
RetardHorse
DogFighter435444
ImmaAwesome
Narwal
Espectators-
Me(Dragonite)
Charizard(my pal)
My pack
Other guys
DogFighterTrainer

DogFighterTrainer-Come to the dog fighter arena in Ficho Tunnel
Dragonite-Lets go.It should be fun.
Charizard-Awright.
*Pack follows Dragonite trough Ficho tunnel*
Dragonite(to DogFighterTrainer)-Hey,Can we watch?
DogFighterTrainer-Yeah,of course.Sit over here.The show will start breefly.
-Some time later-
DFT-Ok!Thanks for waiting!Here are the fighters!At my right,Narwal,the blue wolf!Please step to the center!
-Narwal steps to center-
DFT-At my left,Ulf,the brown dog!Step to the center!
- Ulf steps to center-
Narwal-Il end chuuu
DFT-ok,let the fight begin!
Ulf-growls and charges.Bites down Narwal's shoulder and makes a wound.(Decent roleplayer)
-Espectators howl of excitment-
Narwal-Uses powa of wind an breks SKUL NO MIS
Charizard- -.-
Narwal-JUPS UP AND LADS IN OPONET CRUXING IM
Ulf-Urr...
NARWAL_USES AL DA POWAS AND KILS HULF
-Espectators boo-
Narwal-IL KILZ CHUU TOOOOO
DFT-~le blocks Narwal~Ok,Ulf wins.
My pack-Hope that this gets better...
-Some decent battles later-
DFT-Ok,at my left,Immaawesome and Dogfigther435444 at my right.
-DFT getting tired-
IMA-JUPS UP BREKS SKUL
DF435444-DODGS AND RIPS BELLY
IMMA-NO U NOT DODGE
DF4-YE I DU
-Retard horse appears-
RH-WAT R U DOINMA TERRITORY
IMMA/DF4-XUT UP DIS NU U TERYTORI
RH_YEAH ITS PIKS UP AND TROWS OVA A KLIF
Espectators-Oh god,please not
IM_BITES NEK AND KILS
DF4-PIKS IM AND RH THROWS UP MAKS TORNADO ND SMASHES TU FLOR KILLING AND MEKIN GUTS SLATER EVERYWER
Dragonite-Guys?Lets go the bar.
Pack-Yeah
-espectators follow-
PowerplayersInc.-EY U COM ERE U OUR TERITOR U KILZ U
Me-Oh really?Guys!Extreme trolling activate!
-Everyone buttswings with butts turned to powerplayers-

...Wow. I have always wondered what actually goes on in those fights. I can't read half of the powerplayer's posts. I wish more people were like Ulf, and the powerplayers to vanish. I would prefer to not enter a fight, just watch. I don't want to waste my time dealing with a godmodder.

[Dragonite]

Place-Fycho tunnel
Scene-dogfighters
Actors-
Powerplayers=
RetardHorse
DogFighter435444
ImmaAwesome
Narwal
Espectators-
Me(Dragonite)
Charizard(my pal)
My pack
Other guys
DogFighterTrainer

DogFighterTrainer-Come to the dog fighter arena in Ficho Tunnel
Dragonite-Lets go.It should be fun.
Charizard-Awright.
*Pack follows Dragonite trough Ficho tunnel*
Dragonite(to DogFighterTrainer)-Hey,Can we watch?
DogFighterTrainer-Yeah,of course.Sit over here.The show will start breefly.
-Some time later-
DFT-Ok!Thanks for waiting!Here are the fighters!At my right,Narwal,the blue wolf!Please step to the center!
-Narwal steps to center-
DFT-At my left,Ulf,the brown dog!Step to the center!
- Ulf steps to center-
Narwal-Il end chuuu
DFT-ok,let the fight begin!
Ulf-growls and charges.Bites down Narwal's shoulder and makes a wound.(Decent roleplayer)
-Espectators howl of excitment-
Narwal-Uses powa of wind an breks SKUL NO MIS
Charizard- -.-
Narwal-JUPS UP AND LADS IN OPONET CRUXING IM
Ulf-Urr...
NARWAL_USES AL DA POWAS AND KILS HULF
-Espectators boo-
Narwal-IL KILZ CHUU TOOOOO
DFT-~le blocks Narwal~Ok,Ulf wins.
My pack-Hope that this gets better...
-Some decent battles later-
DFT-Ok,at my left,Immaawesome and Dogfigther435444 at my right.
-DFT getting tired-
IMA-JUPS UP BREKS SKUL
DF435444-DODGS AND RIPS BELLY
IMMA-NO U NOT DODGE
DF4-YE I DU
-Retard horse appears-
RH-WAT R U DOINMA TERRITORY
IMMA/DF4-XUT UP DIS NU U TERYTORI
RH_YEAH ITS PIKS UP AND TROWS OVA A KLIF
Espectators-Oh god,please not
IM_BITES NEK AND KILS
DF4-PIKS IM AND RH THROWS UP MAKS TORNADO ND SMASHES TU FLOR KILLING AND MEKIN GUTS SLATER EVERYWER
Dragonite-Guys?Lets go the bar.
Pack-Yeah
-espectators follow-
PowerplayersInc.-EY U COM ERE U OUR TERITOR U KILZ U
Me-Oh really?Guys!Extreme trolling activate!
-Everyone buttswings with butts turned to powerplayers-

...Wow. I have always wondered what actually goes on in those fights. I can't read half of the powerplayer's posts. I wish more people were like Ulf, and the powerplayers to vanish. I would prefer to not enter a fight, just watch. I don't want to waste my time dealing with a godmodder.

I whish that too.And that is just one of the many powerplaying stories I know.I always give them the same treatment,extreme trolling.But the decent battles I didn't mention were also very literate,like"scratches on leg" or "bites down tail" .But this is becoming sad.They are ruining our fun.

[Okami-Shiranui]

Some powerplayers are so stupid that they think this is tangible:

"runs away hit no miss"

[Dragonite]

[DemonicHeart]

Boy I have a really bad one :/

Me and my friend were chilling in our pride when two other lionesses, also in our pride started yelling at us. Me and my friend were bigger than them but they thought they were so swift...

Lioness 1- Stop being so fun It's annoying! Come on sis let's get them!
Lioness 2- Ok sis *leaps and pins my friend* you'll regret this.
Le friend(were following along as an rp at first)- I won't regret this fight!

We start fighting then not long into the fight

Lioness 1- *pushes you down and bites your eyes out and claws your nose off*
Me: ok your starting to powerplay...
Lioness 2- Omg she's not powerplaying, you are! * gouges so and sos tongue out* now you can't speak!
Me- leave my friend alone. Were leaving your powerplaying
Lioness 1- cowards!
Me- were being the better people by leaving.

They started saying really harsh things especially to my friend which made her actually cry in real life.

Lioness 1- *shanks your face infinity times while laughing, no miss*
Random wolf- Hah u guys just got pwned and owned!!
Me- wow kids much?
Random wolf- * bites neck no miss*

We blocked them and left :I

[Okami-Shiranui]

turd: -bites breaks neck-
Me: Oh, a powerplaying turd?
turd: i'm not powerplaying im rping.
Me: Nooooo you were powerplaying.
turd: whats that
Me: -facepaw-