The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.

[lionstar101]

Scene- Bonfire
Actors~
Powerplayer: Rudl (User is Kiara101)
Me: Jento
Anything in parenthases are my little side comments :3.

Me: *Le literate post about my le stallion grazing*
Rudl: (*sits there forever, typing*) Rudl jumps onto the horses bak and digs claws in side biting soft neck.
Me: If you're gonna powerplay or instakill, I'm out..))
Rudl: Bits harder and makes gash
Me: -.- *Le literate post about fighting him off and warning the others*
RuJdl: Kelled Jento (Rudl skips off to the other horses, before yelling at me to get on the ground) Kills (Making up a random name 'cause I forgot it) Kills KEnna mare, and Aztec Stallion
Me: *Le block*

And, Glitch, your siggy is distracting. xD

[~Firepool~]

Kids these days xDD
I laughed at all of these.
Cuz, I must say, I was once one of these iliterates so long ago.
Not on FH though.
xDD

[brodylove]

The only credit I give to these people (i.e the person and her pack) is that they were actually some what literate. Congratz!
Friend: Crouches down and pounces on rat.
Me: Follows and tries to pounce on one two, but fails. Turns around and looks for another.
Person: Jumps on (forgot character name) and pins him to ground.
Friend: Struggles helplessly to get up as the large brute is pinned down.
Person: Slices into throat and hurts badly.
Friend and I: (Can you please stop powerplaying?)
Person; No! I jump on you and kill all cuz i am woliger!
Me: What is a woliger?
Person: A wolf and a tiger! We can not be killed.
Friend: -_- What?
Me: Want to know why you can't be killed? Because you don't exist!
Friend: -Leaves- Bye!
Me: Bye!
Person: Coward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her pack: Yeah, coward!!!!
Person and pack: You both are sucky rpers! Get lifes! You can't even be nice for five minutes!
That was when I decided to follow them around and keep saying "I'm killing you!" until they either blocked me or left. I was laughing so hard.

[Feareh]

pfffff XD
What has Rp come to when they just powerplay everyone with no misses :3
Lovely stories guys

[Okami-Shiranui]

fire: USES THE POWERS OF THE SPIRITS AND BECOMES A GOD HIT NO MISS
Me: .3. That... isn't even....
fire: LANDS ON BACK AND BREAKS SPINE HIT NO MISS
Me: Porky-sama, can you like... get this stupid thing off me.
My friend: Naaaaah this is interesting.
fire: HE KILLED HIT NOMISS BREAKED NECK HIT NO MISS THEN TORE OUT HEAR HIT NO MISS BREAKS NECK
Me: You just killed me like... 5 times. I get it, I'm "dead". You also "broke my neck hit no miss" like... twice...
fire: STFU

[-Mink-]

When powerplayers come, I use pure literate logic to drive them away.  I'll post one of my recent experiences soon. 

[KibaWolf73]

[Lunarwing11]

These pokemon groups in Ficho o.e
Just... go and watch sometime, powerplaying galore.

[Tenturo]

Aye... I have many of stories.
One day I was on my first character, Evanon. She is blue and has white bat wings :3

Me: -sits on the stone bridge in Flourite-
Random Wolf 1: -walks up to me- Hey there.
Me: Hi.
RW1: -rapes her wildly- you be feeling so good right now babeh!!
Me: -sits there cracking up- yea okay... -pushes him off and walks away-
RW1's Pack: -follows her and rapes her as she walks away-
RW1: Hey back off shes mine!
Me: Um....
RW1: -bites the others wolfs in the leg and kills them all no miss.-
Me: Um...
RW1: Squishes them all and eats their guts.
Me: -facepaw- *walks away*
RW1: I WANNA KNO WAT LUV IS! I WANT U TO EXPRESS IT TO MEH!
Me: o_e *backs away slowly then turns and runs away*
RW1: BUT I NEVER FINISHED RAPIN CHU!!!
Me: *whispers in the real world* thank God.
Me: -runs into the temple of dreams and flies to the very top so that he cannot reach me-
(Oh Jeez it gets sooooo innapropriate here xD I don't even think it is safe to continue... but I will :3)
RW1: Have no fear!!! -chants a spell and his **** gets super long so he can r@pe her from where he is.-
Me: -for the love of frickin fudge!!!- yea, okay... -le block-
Random Whisperer: That guy just said... you don't even wanna know.
Me: Oh tell me please xD more evidence for important people.
RW: He said... he said your suckin his ****
Me: Jeezums -.- -le reports the wolf-
RW: He said: r@pes her no miss.
Me: -switches to local- *saying his name which I forgot* *insertnamehere* logs off no miss!!
-logs off-

I feel like I shouldn't have posted that.... but it took forever to type so -le post-


Another day I sat in the roof of Ficho on Kindle FightDog and I was with my mate. So then her friend comes up... a bit o' dialogue for ya:
Mates' Friend: Holy shiz gurl ur mates with a fightdogs get back heel kill you!
Me: o.e Seriously....
MF: get away from my friend or ill kill you!!
Me: Um Krystal? Would you like to handle this? Or shall I?
MF: THat tears it! -lunges at him and kicked him in the chest knocking him off the roof no miss and pushes him no miss.
Me: Powerplay much?
MF: I POWERPLAY?!! No u pawerplay! Ur a mate with my inncoent friend! You prolly dream about suckin her blud every nite!
Me: Yup... No. Go away please
MF: krystal kill him!
Me: -okay stands up character. You powerplay me? You gt it back- -Bites her spine and throws her 50 miles away-) no miss-
MF: ONG U PWRPLYR! U CANT DO THWT! IM REPORTIN U 4 THAT! YOULL ROO THIS DAY'
Me: -dafuq is roo ...- -kicks her in the face killing her no miss-
MF: UR SUCH A JURK IDK Y KRISTUL LYKES CHU! -SHOVES HIM- DIE EMO SCUM!!''
Me: -okay dafuq...- Okay yes I am such Emo scum... bye bye now! -blocks and leaves to flourite so I shall disappear forever-

[KibaWolf73]

Sorry because I roflmao-ed at the first story ^^;

Wow, I hate it so much when people obviously powerplay hard and when you call them powerplayers they freak out like "ermaghed nu ur powaplayer hurrr".