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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #190 on: February 13, 2013, 05:00:45 am »

...And then the map crashed.
~THE END~

I guess Eive (seriously, what kind of a weird name is that?) really does have some kind of power. She says that she killed everybody on the map, and the map crashes. Hmmmmm...

I think her problem was that she was acting 'in-character', but instead of putting up a disclaimer or letting you make a decision as to whether or not you wanted to play her game, she just went right ahead and went 'generic psycho demon wolf' on you.

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #191 on: February 16, 2013, 04:50:16 pm »
Alright, here's a short story for you:
Me: *Walking around as a cat named Willowsong*
Rat: GRR GET AWAY
Me: It's a public map, and I never said anything to you.
-Bunny comes up from behind
Bunny: -kills with adorableness no miss-
Rat: -grabs sword and slices kitty in half no miss-
Me: You know I'm still alive, right?
Rat: powerplyr!
Bunny: ur a godmodur u know ur not dieing!
Me: Let's weigh the chances. A bunny, about 3/8 inches long, or a rat, 2/4 inches long, against a 26 inch cat? Good luck!
After that, thankfully, they left me alone. =-=

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #192 on: February 16, 2013, 05:06:51 pm »
Haha, such funny stories :P.  Mine, is probably, the funniest thing, I have ever heard. My character (Inyuaris) was with this random warrior cat, and she looked lonely, so I RP'ed with her. (I'm just gonna call the cat "cat" xD.)

Inyuaris: Inyuaris padded up to the small feline, and sat beside it. He stared down for a minute, then gently, with his calm voice said hello.

Cat: dont cum n3ar me, big woffy (wolfy)

Inyuaris: ?

Cat: MY PARENTS DIED! (Alot of people say that -.-;;)

Inyuaris: He said calmly, trying not to make the cat run off with his big appearance, "I'm very sorry for your loss..." He said as he pawed the ground.

Cat: *ey3s turn red, then pops out huge claws and rips his skin off*

Inyuaris (trying to get along with the PP): Ouch! *He fell against the wall* (seriously?o.o)

Cat: g3ts 0ntop of the wolf and rips eyeballs out then kicks into river.


You see this? I cannot see how a tiny kitten can rip out a wolf's (unusually large of his species) eyeballs out. And kick him into a river? I would say Inyuaris weighs about 70-80 pounds, I would say? Haha. It cracks me up when I think of this time in the wonderful (not really) Ficho. (Including the spamming + caps fighting dogs T^T.) Mostly when I go around, people will back off (no joke) from me, because I'm really large o3o. I can remember it like it was 2 days ag- Oh yeah, it was two days ago. c:

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #193 on: February 18, 2013, 05:07:34 am »
Dragon: sleeps peacefully
Horse 1: tramples the dragon to death hit no miss
Horse 2: winnes
Dragon: WTF R U DOING. breaths fire
Horse 2: bites thje dragon ripping off flesh and bone
Horse 1: ur dead dragon

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #194 on: February 25, 2013, 12:59:15 am »
Today, I was sitting out in Bonfire Island and watching a horse herd RP. Suddenly, along comes a little red fox that wants to take down one of these horses as her prey. So she starts stalking them, trying to pick out which ones to take down. She starts making attack moves that a full grown lion would do when taking down a zebra. She started saying things like -jumps on the horse and cuts her neck-, -claws at the filly-, etc. etc. If this person playing the fox was trying to be realistic, then they get an "F" for FAIL!
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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #195 on: February 25, 2013, 06:22:41 am »
So, lately I have been rping as my own TLK characters lately. (but dang, where have the literates gone?) I was on my character Ghinjo, and joined a pridelander/outlander fight,
Me: She out leashed her claws and the hair on her back stood up. She store at Simba, then began to lean in close lifting a paw up to claw his face.
Simbas cub, which for private reason i'll name cub: -bites Ghinjos neck making a bone break-
Me: Powerplaying much? I'm way higher up than you, you couldn't grab my neck and make it break.))
Me: *walks off*
Cub: YAY ONE LESS F***** OUTSIDER TO WORRY ABOUT!
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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #196 on: February 27, 2013, 11:55:33 pm »
So I was just
Chillin and this tiny little pup walked up to me (Ill just say pup)

Me: Sup oDo
Pup: Umm my mommy dosent let me talk to strangers...
Me: Im not a stranger.... :3
Mother: OMG! SWEETHEART WHAT DID I TELL YOU
Father: Get away! -Rips other wolfs head open and ripes all legs off, Every thing rips off-
Me: -.-!!! Whaaaa?
Mother: Come on
Father: Yeah
-all walk away-
Me: Hmm.... -Walks to friend, Tells story XD-

And there was a another one.....


Me:"Daddy, Will anyone kill me?" The pup hides
Father: "No son, I promise."
Really freaky linx comes: Growls licks chomps
Me: -Runs and hides were the linx cant find me-
Father: Tackles the animal and bites neck, Growls
Linx: Runs after the pup and bites head making it come off
Me: (Dude my father tackled you and bit your neck)
Father: (Powerplay)
Linx: No, He didnt!!! Kills pup
-We both ignore-
Me: Hia :D

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #197 on: March 03, 2013, 01:18:27 am »
"keeps u down n snapes neck no miss u die" Enough. Said.

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #198 on: March 23, 2013, 04:38:47 am »
  One time me and a friend of mine did an experiment on the bonfire horses, my literate friend was pretending to be a illiterate cub and I attacked him as a demon lion-wolf hybred (*Totally not possible and very unreasonable, but part of the experiment*). Out of NOWHERE 7 horses came to /save/ the cub. It was hillarious.

  Another time I was playing as a tigress, I was in a very in-depth and realistic rp with a group of felines and decided to go on a solo hunt, leaving my cubs with the group in ficho. I traveled to bonfire and began to hunt around for a horse. After careful observation, I singled one out that had been rping as an injured horse. I began to stalk it, in great detail

<Heather(ME)> I began to stalk closer to the light dappled mare, the scent of infection wreaked from her injured leg. After a few minutes of laying silent, I moved slightly closer, not enough to draw very much attention. My eyes locked on the mare as I decided a point from which I would target.
<mare> whine from injured foot
<Heather> After a brief moment of contempation, I moved slightly closer to the mare, its obvious injury made it a target for other preditors so I should probably move swiftly before more attention than needed is drawn from other carnivores.
<mare> grazes
<Heather> I sprang through the grass twords the mare, streaking past the other horses nearby for a swift and easy kill. I took a long stride and leapt harshly onto the mare's side, sinking my dewclaws into her flank and clinging.
<mare> rears and kicks head in with powerful feet, "Orion save me!" (*a stallion*)
<Heather> ((They're called whooves and I'm not really in a position of which your whooves can come in contact with my head... plus your leg is injured o.o)) I hissed and reared my head at the motion of the horse benith me bucking, but I was prepared for it. My other claws sank in deeper as I held on to her back, slowly moving to her head and neck area. I tensed my muscles and prepaired to heave myself onto the mare fully
<Orion Stallion> Rears at the tiger and snorts, then turns and smashes the tiger
<Heather> ((Again, this is not very realstic. If you hadn't paid attention, I am on her back and therefore you would be smashing the mare aswell as me))
<Orion Stalion> ((Fine ignore that then)) Turns and kicks the tiger, trying to get it off his mate's back
<mare> "orion save me I'm pregnaunt I can't die like this omfg get it off!" bucks
<Heather> My back legs went flying off the mares side, carving groves into its pelt where my back claws dragged across its hide. I began to go into a panic mode, thrashing at both the mare and the stallion in an attempts to run away (*Trying to be somewhat realistic*)
<Orion Stallion> Eyes turn red as my hoofs melt into hot lava. He kicks the tiger hard off the mare and stomps on her side, crushing her insides
<Mare2> Helps Orion and bites the tiger's tail off
<Mare3> kicks the tigers ribs and snaps her in half
<Heather> ((I have dewclaws in... its very hard to get me off)) My eyes widened in fear as the mass of horses began to surround her. She desperatly tried to leap off the injured mare. One paw tore off the mare's pelt, but the other remained in the horses flank hooked in by the duclaw. She continued to be flung around by the horses, now only supported by three paws.
<Orion Stallion> His hooves melted into lava and his teeth became razor sharp like knives then he tore the tiger off the mare and began to ravenge its legs painfully, "I am a demon horse! Satans creates me!" (*So illiterate*)
<Heather> ((Wth??? Your powerplaying beyond belief right now! I just want to feed my cubs!))
<Random Human> Sees the comotion and pulls out gun and shoots the tiger, "Its ok horses its dead"
<mare> Nussles the human and follows ((What a pper..))
<Orion Stallion> ((Yea no kdding. It didn't know how to rp right))
<Heather> My eyes widened as the bullet lodged into my shoulder, a roar of pain escaped my throat as the blood began to flow from the wound profusly. My eyes began to blur, my paws shaking uncontrollably. I fell to my feet and began to cough and wheeze.

*The horses leave my body there and follow the human, mate and ignore me just laying they're, rping my agony as the bullet didn't kill me*


<Random Dog> The canine stared at at fallen warrior with admiration, she blinked calmly and sat by the tiger, "You ok?"
<Heather> I parted her eyes weakly, noticing the sympathetic dog before her, "I..."  she coughed once more, "I just wanted to feed my cubs..." my eyes began to fade into black, but I forced myself to stay awake
<Random Dog> ((Omg! What are they're names I'll take care of them!))
<Heather> ((*le lists they're names*))
<Random Dogs> ((Who did this to you???))
<Heather> ((The horses)) I coughed once more and forced myself upwards and limped weakly to the stallion, wanting everything to be over, she stood before his feet.
<Orion Stallion> His face cringed as his eyes began to turn red, "Ur dead!" he huffed
<Heather> "Kill me. I dare you" I hissed at him, the blood spattering with every spitefull breath
<Random Dog> NOOOOO!!!!!
<mare2> Snorts at the cat and rears and stomps its head in and kills it ((no miss or doge your dead now))
<Random Dog> OMG YOU MONSTERS! WHAT DID YOU DO! (*cue endless rage coment*)
<mare> She attacked me we killed her
<Random Dog> YEAH BUT SHE ACTULY MATTERED! SHE HAD CUBS TO FEED! YOU DON'T MATTER AS MUCH AS SHE DID NOW HER CUBS ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!
And this went on for like another two hours. I'm suprised they didn't block eachother XD. I ended up leaving but not after getting danced on, eaten by the demonic horses, shot 4 times and pee'd on. LOL God mode, much?
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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #199 on: March 23, 2013, 04:52:47 am »
Another time I was playing as a tigress, I was in a very in-depth and realistic rp with a group of felines and decided to go on a solo hunt, leaving my cubs with the group in ficho. I traveled to bonfire and began to hunt around for a horse. After careful observation, I singled one out that had been rping as an injured horse. I began to stalk it, in great detail

<Heather(ME)> I began to stalk closer to the light dappled mare, the scent of infection wreaked from her injured leg. After a few minutes of laying silent, I moved slightly closer, not enough to draw very much attention. My eyes locked on the mare as I decided a point from which I would target.
<mare> whine from injured foot
<Heather> After a brief moment of contempation, I moved slightly closer to the mare, its obvious injury made it a target for other preditors so I should probably move swiftly before more attention than needed is drawn from other carnivores.
<mare> grazes
<Heather> I sprang through the grass twords the mare, streaking past the other horses nearby for a swift and easy kill. I took a long stride and leapt harshly onto the mare's side, sinking my dewclaws into her flank and clinging.
<mare> rears and kicks head in with powerful feet, "Orion save me!" (*a stallion*)
<Heather> ((They're called whooves and I'm not really in a position of which your whooves can come in contact with my head... plus your leg is injured o.o)) I hissed and reared my head at the motion of the horse benith me bucking, but I was prepared for it. My other claws sank in deeper as I held on to her back, slowly moving to her head and neck area. I tensed my muscles and prepaired to heave myself onto the mare fully
<Orion Stallion> Rears at the tiger and snorts, then turns and smashes the tiger
<Heather> ((Again, this is not very realstic. If you hadn't paid attention, I am on her back and therefore you would be smashing the mare aswell as me))
<Orion Stalion> ((Fine ignore that then)) Turns and kicks the tiger, trying to get it off his mate's back
<mare> "orion save me I'm pregnaunt I can't die like this omfg get it off!" bucks
<Heather> My back legs went flying off the mares side, carving groves into its pelt where my back claws dragged across its hide. I began to go into a panic mode, thrashing at both the mare and the stallion in an attempts to run away (*Trying to be somewhat realistic*)
<Orion Stallion> Eyes turn red as my hoofs melt into hot lava. He kicks the tiger hard off the mare and stomps on her side, crushing her insides
<Mare2> Helps Orion and bites the tiger's tail off
<Mare3> kicks the tigers ribs and snaps her in half
<Heather> ((I have dewclaws in... its very hard to get me off)) My eyes widened in fear as the mass of horses began to surround her. She desperatly tried to leap off the injured mare. One paw tore off the mare's pelt, but the other remained in the horses flank hooked in by the duclaw. She continued to be flung around by the horses, now only supported by three paws.
<Orion Stallion> His hooves melted into lava and his teeth became razor sharp like knives then he tore the tiger off the mare and began to ravenge its legs painfully, "I am a demon horse! Satans creates me!" (*So illiterate*)
<Heather> ((Wth??? Your powerplaying beyond belief right now! I just want to feed my cubs!))
<Random Human> Sees the comotion and pulls out gun and shoots the tiger, "Its ok horses its dead"
<mare> Nussles the human and follows ((What a pper..))
<Orion Stallion> ((Yea no kdding. It didn't know how to rp right))
<Heather> My eyes widened as the bullet lodged into my shoulder, a roar of pain escaped my throat as the blood began to flow from the wound profusly. My eyes began to blur, my paws shaking uncontrollably. I fell to my feet and began to cough and wheeze.

*The horses leave my body there and follow the human, mate and ignore me just laying they're, rping my agony as the bullet didn't kill me*



Wow. And the horse rpers wonder why nobody takes them seriously. Now, if you had been rping as a lone wolf or a stray dog, that would be one thing. Horses tend to kick canine butt, especially in a one-on-one fight. But you were rping as a tiger, and if lone tigers can kill crocodiles on a regular basis, they can certainly kill horses. But then of course they went psycho-random-demon-horse on you, and that random human shot you, so all semblance of realism went completely out the window.

Though I must say, you were definitely being the bigger person by 'playing along'. Whenever powerplayers try to pull stuff like that on my characters, I usually ignore them (though sometimes I play along, just to see how ridiculous things get).

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