Ohmy... What could the staff do? xD Judging by the update, these are my predictions--
Razmirz is the server master, and also a crazy techno-lightning feline, so ultimately I feel like he'd have some sort of button or bolt of lighting to bring down and vaporize everything in the end (since he can technically do that to the server if he saw fit xD).
Red is a large male lion (I think size-wise he's the biggest guy we've got), and he's mostly got a cool head, so I feel like he'd be a good strategist, along with having dem muscles, lion jaws, and claws. Not to mention, Red's thick mane gives him a more imposing appearance (psychological effects), as well as protection for his neck, since any stray claws or jaws would get a mouthful of mane if they tried to bite his neck. He can also be pretty scary when he's not happy (believe me on this one! c8> ).
Sura has military experience, and she's also fairly hard-hitting in both word and (character-wise) action, so I feel like she'd be in the top few winners. Fierceness in battle, quick thinking and experience would be on her side. However, there is the disadvantage of being a dog, and while Sura's breed has some strong jaws, there is the size difference, and his missing eye.
Me.. Do you plan on using Linger or Allegra for this? xD Allegra is ultimately "me," but she'd have a disadvantage of being canine, and smaller (about the size of your average female wolf). Being a wolf, she has jaws strong enough to break an elk's leg bone in just a few chomps, but wolf claws don't do much if she can't turn her head around to bite. However, she can fly, and being the only winged creature, she'd probably be able to escape most harm if she stays out of jumping range. Even if something were to happen to her wings, she's still pretty quick on her feet.
Linger is smaller and lighter for a male lion, but that's because his bones are semi-hollow (thus allowing for flight). He was a guardian lion in his home land, and so has some experience in his 318 years of life (still young!) of fighting, but he's more of a protector than an aggressor. (Still wouldn't wanna screw with flying jaws and claws). He's fierce, but only when approached first. This could be an advantage of keeping him away from the bigger fights, but he might become victim to a surprise attack if he isn't on guard.
Ringo stated she is a pacifist (xD <3), but she is still a lioness. Caught in somebody else's claws, I feel like she'd at least be able to stick 'em with her claws enough to shock them into letting go, and be able to flee to safety. Plus.. If you stay out of the scrap, you're less likely to get hit and injured. That's an advantage on its own. Plus, being a large feline, she's got an upper claw on the canines.
Flobby is a wolf (I think she's smaller as a Druid wolf?), but has special healing powers, if I'm correct. She might be nommable by some of the bigger staffers, but again, she can heal herself, and will probably be able to run from danger, being lighter and probably more nimble than the rest. Methinks the canines (Sura, Flobby, and myself if you make me as Allegra) are gonna stick together, so we've got an A-team going for the canines, with her as the healer.
Takky, I'm actually not sure! xD She is a smaller lioness, but with those claws and lighter build, she's got a leg up on the canines, and is probably one of the faster, slippery-er kitties. xD Aside from this, I actually don't know too much about her fursona. ;o; She'd be one that would be better off staying away from the battle until the last of the "big brutes" are weak enough to be handled.
BigSkippy is a big mother-freaking lion like Red. xD He's an Aussie, so naturally he is used to the deadly things found in Australia, and is one of the big brutes who you wouldn't want to get too close to in the middle of said fray. xD I feel like his force of muscle would rival Red's, and he's also a quick thinker, so he'd be a scary one, too. And he's also sometimes like Raz.
Run quickly. c8 (We still love ya Skip. xD)
Shally, dun touch! She's a nurse, and she has scared many Ressies with yoloscopies and needles over the.. I don't know how long. She's a Swede, she's a lioness, and she knows things about your body that you probably don't want to know. She also has knowledge of medicine and drugs, so can heal, or.. Taketh away said health. Claws, needles, what's the difference?
Lord Sameth, I actually don't know too much about her fursona, either. ;o; (Even more since she has multiple characters). Assuming she's on her feline, though, it looks like her maned character would have that same plus of neck protection that Skippy and Red would have, as well as those claws and size advantages that are more over the canines. Like Sura, we can also attest to her hard-hitting words and thoughts, and so I think she'd be a witty one, and might possibly have a scary side.
Also, she's a ninja turtle.
-gasp-
I think my money is on Raz, regardless of what happens.
He's stabbed me with so many sponges I'm not allowed to think otherwise.