Meh. I sorta kinda like the beach. I prefer to go out there (if I can) during the early morning where A: It's cooler so I don't burn and so the sun doesn't get in my eyes. B: So it's not so crowded. C: Have you ever seen a sunrise on the beach? It's gorgeous!
I also get easily tanned. Which I hate, because I think tans look ugly on me. Oh, and who can forget the paranoia of floating jelly-fish?