The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Okami-Shiranui]

I know:

Lion: hey its me your buddy peice of poop
Me: Oh good greif.
Lion: lol imma switch onto poop so u can eat me
Me: FUUUU!

[bone]

you should block him, if he is annoying you anyway, no reaction=he stopps

[Okami-Shiranui]

I have a little code. I don't block people unless it is very necessary. This person just has a little ongoing joke with me I guess. x.x

Sonic the hedgehog: I hate SEGA.
Me: O.O

[bone]

lol I guess so. and lol thats kinda ironic.

[OmegaToAlpha]

Me: O3O3OO3OO3 You dont like Derek?
Sadi: Your Crazy... GOOOOO SCOTT!!!\
Me: Naw, Naw, Let me Have a swing at him....

[okami357]

XD That time I did get angry of that weekend in feral heart! why? THE MATEBEGGERS OF COURSE!
Lily Female:Hi I'm a Single she wolf
Me:... and?
Lily Female: Your hot want to be may matew?
Me: Better question is Do I know you? >.>
Lily Female: Please! help me I don't want to be alone... i am suffering inside
Me: I see that but you don't need to make me suffer too!
Lily Female: Please, Please, please!I want to be loved once Dx
Me: Ok! I gotta help you....
Lily: That's nice!
Me: If you want to be loved..
Me: Go to a RELASHIONSHIP SITE CALLED EHARMONY!!! STOP WITH MATE BEGGING! I DON'T HAVE PACIENCE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Lily Female: :| ok them let's be Friends ?
Me:BACK OFF! o_O You still don't Learn? >:U

[Sparkz]

There was a person and she said "Once, I ran into my friends closet..... It hurt....." XD ok....  nice story?!

[okami357]

There was a person and she said "Once, I ran into my friends closet..... It hurt....." XD ok....  nice story?!

LOL? XD

[bone]

lol wut? thats probably one of the most random instances Ive heard of.

[RavenShai]

One of the funnies things I've heard was actually a spelling error a friend of mine made when they were leaving XD

*Waves and poops [poofs]*

I was laughing so hard cause it was unsuspected lol