The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Shadz]

Heh, just read everyone's posting so far- they are all hilarious!

-I remember a time when I had just arrived in Bonfire with my large male demon wolf. I was looking around when I noticed a black an' neon pink wolf run by me a'n stop a few feet away. Then, she whispered "hot" an' disappeared.

-I was playing as my unrealistic demon lion when two wolves jumped upon le same rock as me an' stood on each side. Within a few seconds, they began "ripping me apart, killing me", though I laughed because all they were doing was screaming, "KILLS LION" , " EATS LION "  an all le power playing moves possible. So I just power played back an' said, "Ignores idiots an' teleports someplace else."

-In flourite plains... A random white tiger ran up to me while I was being a semi-realistic fox.
Here is what followed.

Tiger: hello
Me: Hiya
Tiger: cool character
Me: Thanks! You too.
Tiger: can u be my friend.
Me: Sorry, but I don't add people I don't know to my friends list unless I've chatted with them for a long time. Maybe you should try somewhere else with more people, bonfire is a good place to start. ^^
Tiger: sent u a friend request
Me: -denies request- I'm sorry but I don't add people anymore, perhaps bonfire is a better place to start? ^^
Tiger: can u add me
Me: Sorry, but no.
Tiger: please?!?! I am new to feral heart, can u be my friend?!
Me: No.

Le tiger gets mad and replies quite rudely.

Tiger: FINE UR CHARACTER -bleep- I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH U!!!11!!1!1!1
The tiger ran off and began bugging the role playing warrior cats that were near by.

I'll add more once I remember more, xD

[Madarao]

I got one once more!

Me and my good group of anime fans were in the Cape, and one of my bestest-best buds ((Zaraki Kenpachi)) had finally showed up. Being all happy I went over and chatted with him personally for a bit. He was on some type of wolf that was supposed to represent dubstep, I think.

The following is the chat that occurred ((Of course, I am Madarao)):

Zaraki: "It's good to see ya'! How've you been?"

Madarao:" Pretty good! Hey-- we're about to start a RP with Szayel and Nel, wanna get on Mayuri to RP with us?"

Zaraki: "Yeah! Sounds good!" -Poots away-

((Zaraki Kenpachi has disconnected))

Madarao: "DID HE JUST FART IN MY FACE?!"

((So he comes back online a few seconds later as Mayuri.))

Zaraki: "I MENT POOF, MADARAO, POOF!"

Madarao: "LOLOLOLOL"


And that was the day my best friend farted in my face. :U

[liontamer1]

Hmm, Sad to say that the stupidest thing that anybody has ever said to me was because my friend was mad at me.


So I was hanging around in Lonely Cave (As people do), I went out with my friends that night and I was fed up because they were acting like a three year old. I was pouting when two of my friends asked me to come and join their RP. So I went into Ficho with my demon wolf. The way I RP is very different then most people, I tend to have grumpy/mean characters even when I am not mad. But as you would assume I was very mad and tired, so it really showed. My friend is illiterate but she was one of my older friends, and I really don't care, but for some reason that night it got on my nerves. I kept my mouth shut and continued. She was doing things she knew I hated. When I said something in the RP, my she would say, "Your not like the old liontamer" It didn't bother me, but I fought her and won. She said she "died." Then she continued her RP. I said "Goodbye. Not tonight. I went out with my friends and they acted like they were 3. I can't do it tonight." I left the group and made my way back to Lonely Cave. The next day I was hanging around in AI when she got on and said, "You ready to be a bully and call me a three year old?" Naturally I said "Yup." She said, This is the stupidest thing, "You're a bully. You have always been one. I can tell my parents since I am only ten. Well your an /insert swear here/ Goodbye!" So she was going to tell her parents that I was a bully, but call me an /insert swear/? To that I said, "Don't forget to tell them what you called me." -_- This is why I hang out in the Lonely Cave.  

[Xcivo]

There was one time when I was on feralheart that someone said this weirdest thing they said.

" you know what's another word for pride rock? Make out point!!!"

that was so weird and I ran to my room and started laughing but you know it is very weird thing

[okami357]

some guys was like this
 C'mon GIVE ME A BEAK !!!!!
I AM NOT A CHICKEN LIKE CHUR MOTHER !!!!
 them I run away

[EliteWolfStriker]

Oh man, I've witnessed so many that I can't even recall the best ones.

I have a Map for my group, Tainted Subjects, and often get asked how to add the files. Of course, this one person asks, but wasn't literate, so I denied the request to join. They whisper.."how do I add the map." I respond by telling them how, then they ask, "okay I did that but the portal is not showing." Confused at this point, I try to diagnose the problem for a few, minutes, until they say "o i dont have a file to put in the folder u didnnt give it to me"

Bonfire, crazy bonfire. I'll just list some things I heard below;
- "adoption center how do i make a pup"
- "ur not simba i am simba"
- "i'm a moderator"
- "-kills-"
- "Get your pizzahut here."

Of course, I've heard crazier things but my memory is vague.

[LightWaves]

one time i was with my mate on the cliff in bonfire and some random dude comes up to us and attacks my mate, so i pushed her off and she said "You mate, boy, she has changed!! Your land will soon be MINE!! not yours!!!" And my mate said "My name is *something*, not mufasa >:I" it was so strange... it was so sudden and random o.O

[LightWaves]

There was one time when I was on feralheart that someone said this weirdest thing they said.

" you know what's another word for pride rock? Make out point!!!"

that was so weird and I ran to my room and started laughing but you know it is very weird thing

you know lots of people call it that "Make out Point" and i have to admit, i kinda think its true XD i have seen lots of lions there sitting together, and im sorry to say, but once, mating.... e.e

[Okami-Shiranui]

Stupid people:

Lucas(me): What is this neon thing?
DTK: It hurts my eyes
Neon thing: *snarling in our faces*
Crona: Can you move?
Neon thing: bites crona breaks neck kills hit 100 percent miss 0 percent
Lucas(me): Godmodder alert. e.e Just block it.
Neon thing: there is no such thing as godmodding
DTK: .... what you just did was godmodding.
Neon thing: no it wasnt it was rping
Lucas(me): Godmodding = powerplaying. Same diff.
Neon thing: shut up lucas you dont know anything you idiot
Lucas(me): ORLLY?

[WhysoSerious?]

I was in City of Madness and one of this 'Smexy Wolf F' came over to me..

Smexy Wolf F: Hello, there. *wink*
The Joker(Me): ....Hai.
Smexy Wolf F: Can I help you with my free 'services' ?
The Joker: If your service is helping me finding my 'friend' which randomly dissapeared ?
Smexy Wolf F: Ohu You ! *smexy wink and lip lick*
The Joker: Doggy, dont DARE try to eat me. I have a pencil.
Smexy Wolf F: Wanna draw me ??
The Joker: You realy don't get it right ? Nor you know how less Interested I am in you !?
Smexy Wolf F: You know you want me !
The Joker: Yep. I want you to hang over my fireplace. You would make a nice room decoration.
Smexy Wolf F: OMG ! *trots away butt shaking*
The Joker: D'aww...no new decoration then. sniff

I want new decoration so bad xD !