1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[greenart6]

Start complimenting the cashier and not leaving in the most crowded line, and when they tell you that you need to leave start sobbing and yell "BUT WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! DON'T YOU LOVE ME!" and knock down items from the shelves.

[Wyldercat]

Dress up as a dinosaur, pour fake blood all over yourself and shriek uncontrollably while running in circles.

[Wolflover224]

Jump up on a shelf while wearing a tutu and a unicorn mask and start dancing to "Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows" on a loop and turned up to its highest volume. And grab jars on glitter and confetti and bags of Skittles and dump them on people while yelling "This is the magical essence of unicorn farts!" And throw Cosmic Brownies at people and yell "Eat the unicorn poop!"

[Bluparrot]

Go to a cashier and plank on the counter.

[wolflover18178]

Tapdance on the cashier table dancing to the fnaf song lol

[Morqque]

Get a Shrek costume, put a nic cage mask on it, then twerk in the toy department.
or or
Yell at a women about religion and how paper towels are against your god at a women
picking up brawny paper towels, like i did <3

Or do this, like Damian did in this video. Be aware, it's quite NSFW and PG-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF3RECvUeMM

[Wolflover224]

Dress up like Gamzee and act like him. That will get you kicked out for sure XD

[wolflover18178]

Be Justin Bieber and sing until all the fangirls break the store XD

[Wyldercat]

Break through a wall, Kool-Aid man style and through juiceboxes at people.

[wolflover18178]

Throw skittles on people and say

FART DA RAINBOW.
TASTE THE RAINBOW.
BARF THE RAINBOW.

IN THAT ORDER.