1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[warriorcats17]

Get a broom and ride it, then put jelly beans in your pocket. Get a stick and pretend to fly in the broom. Go up to strangers and say "Yellow, mellow, jelly beans!" then throw jelly beans at them then pretend to fly on the broom and yell out "FOR HOGWARTS!"

[wolflover18178]

Randomly take a food item, eat a bite, and set it back down XD

[Dngerboom]

Playing a round of Mario Kart, with plastic balls and Razor Crazy Carts.

Not wise. Nope. xD

[wolflover18178]

Randomly fart in line

[Hylocereus]

Walk around with a tub of Nutella shoved down the back of your trousers. Every now and again, dip your fingers "discreetely" in the tub while there's someone watching and eat it.

[wolflover18178]

Take 321 selfies on one of the laptops there o0o

[magicfairy]

Grab a grey cup and put it on your fist and run around like Foxy screaming, "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" All the time and throw random candies at strangers.

[wolflover18178]

Casually tap-dance on kid's toys

[magicfairy]

Ram into the shelves and knock everything off with a pan.

[Emrysthemay]

Turn the electronics section into a petting zoo. Bonus points if any of the staff are non-fatally allergic to animal hair.