1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[wolflover18178]

Call everyone Bob, no matter what gender they are XD

[AlphaEclipse]

Grab as many shopping carts as you can drag and parade around the store, offering people rides (in said shopping carts).

[Bluparrot]

Play What Does The Fox Say over and over again until everyone gets annoyed.

[wolflover18178]

Go around in the isles and scream BONNEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BONNEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[magicfairy]

Grab a water gun, go to the bathroom and fill up the water gun. Get your friend to push you in a shopping cart around the store making police alarm noises while shooting the water gun at everybody and knocking things off shelves.

[wolflover18178]

Use the laptops in-store to download/play stuff o3o

[magicfairy]

Get a broom and ride on it like a witch and go through the story laughing like a witch.

[wolflover18178]

Go around sniffing people and say

YOU SMELL GUUD

[DancingWithDeath]

Eat a bunch of beans and fart alot.

[magicfairy]

Get ice cream and eat it in front of an employee and get another and another and keep on eating it until you get kicked out of the store.