New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."Shiro: "IT WAS KAIRI" D:FFFT. It's all Kairi's fault.
Get the biggest banana in the store, take off the banana peel, swing it around like crazy, and yell, "BA NA NA BA NAANNANANMNA BUN NANANA BANNNNAANANNAN BANANNANAN BANNA!"