1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[DreamerDay]

BELLY FLOP

[magicfairy]

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP. *Falls down* (It's perfect)

[DancingWithDeath]

Play the X files theme out loud and yell "THE ILLUMINATI IS COMING! RUN!"

[Jango_Fett]

Run around in Skyrim cosplay fighting an invisible dragon.

[Morganjw]

Just stand at the checkout, not moving until the manager pulls you by the ankles.

I probably just wasted my time posting this... 

[wolflover18178]

Jump on the checkout table thingy, screaming "FOR NARNIAAAAAA"
And stab the cashier with a tube worm (Y'know, that swimming thingy )

[Dngerboom]

Casually blockade the walking isles with karts

[wolflover18178]

Dress up as Springtrap and go around screeching at people

[With a hidden camera to see their reactions...xD]

[Necropossum]

Dress up as Springtrap and go around screeching at people

[With a hidden camera to see their reactions...xD]

or just dress up as any of the animatronics XD

fill a bowl with candy and offer it to someone and when they go to take a piece of candy throw it in their face and run off screaming

[Wolflover224]

Scream miaou (French for meow) in the manager's face
Shove the manager's face in a waffle iron
Punch them in the face and shout "Oh yeah!"

~suggested by mysticwolf224