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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #350 on: March 15, 2015, 07:00:54 pm »
Dress like miley cyrus and twerk everywhere o.o
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #351 on: March 15, 2015, 08:35:03 pm »
Sneak up behind an employee as quietly as possible, lean in as close as you can and whisper "The truth is out there.." Then breath heavily in the persons' ear.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #352 on: March 15, 2015, 11:10:56 pm »
come in with a lot of peridot disturbed face cut-outs and tape them on all of the guacamole doritos
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #353 on: March 15, 2015, 11:22:50 pm »
open all the dog treats and go around the store eating them and barking occasionally.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #354 on: March 17, 2015, 06:33:52 pm »
Go up to a random person, give them Monopoly money in a briefcase, and say...
"You know what to do."
In a weird accent..
and walk away :P
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #355 on: March 21, 2015, 12:46:32 am »
Wear a FNAF shirt and go where all the kids are.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #356 on: March 21, 2015, 02:18:47 am »
Casually nom everyone's hair.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #357 on: March 21, 2015, 03:20:48 am »
Fart in someone's face and shout "I summon forth the demons from the deapths of my butt!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #358 on: March 21, 2015, 03:27:16 am »
OmgAshyakYou'reHilarious.

Eat lots of peanut butter MNM's and breathe in people's faces.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #359 on: March 21, 2015, 04:56:35 am »
Wear a diaper and shove beans in it and run around screaming "Mummy I need my poo sack changed!"
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