1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[Evanescence]

Some how get a van, and spray paint "FREE CANDY" on the widows and drive around the parking lot. You know those kids will go up to you

[wolfgirl56]

1. If there are no employees at the speaker thing in Walmart, take it and scream, "I AM LARRY." into it. And then start beat boxing into it.
2. At the TV section, if Kill Bill vol. 1 is on it, wait until the Japanese people come in, and when it starts playing 'Battle Without Honor or Humanity', try to find the volume button, turn it on high, and start break dancing and yell, "DO A BARREL ROLL!" when the guitar solos come.
3. Look for sausage and eggs in the food section, if any employees ask what you're making tell them, "SAUSAGE EGGS!"

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When the manager walks by, scream out "HE HAS WILLIAM SHATNER'S PHONE NUMBER! GET HIM!" And tackle him in hopes that other nerds will join in.

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1) play dodge ball with fruits
2) scream: "YOU NEED YOUR VITAMIN C!" and pour orange juice everywhere
3) find a soccer ball and aim for the mamagers head. When you hit his/her head: "GOOOOOOAAAAALL!"
4) Play "Friday" as loud as you can on the speakers
5) Play the "Walmart" song
6) Sing Cartman's "In the Ghetto" as loud as you can
7) Eat dog food and hump people's legs
Walk around in a bikini (if you're a guy)
9) announce that you cannot find the condoms

[Aragami]

Try to hack into ALL of the computers, get them to go to youtube and play Love Me Dead by Ludo(very creepy but great song xD) then get some lighters and get some friends into a line(make it like a rainbow LOL) and start the lighters and do a wave.. x3

[aelitastar]

lol i love these ideas
1. scream ITS X.A.N.A RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, then get a toy sword and beat the person with a black shirt on with it, and then get some friends that look like you to surround him when you say "triangulate!" and then run like hell out the door after your done

[FaelinWolfz]

Go to a lane that is "closed" and make it open again. when someone comes (if they have a small child) pick up the child and swipe them across the price checker. then take the mic and say "Price check on aisle 5, we have a freaky monster needing a price check!" then take the people's items that they WERE going to buy and rip/smash/break them and say "That will be 900 dollars." and smile.

[aelitastar]

yell "LUNA FANS UNITE!" and brake all the MLP toys of celestia XD

[copper4me]

Kick all the Worker out and tells the manager "I gave them a Day off"

[Kananane]

Take a snake to walmart and have a cashier spy it and scream shes going to kill it with mace.