Grab a boombox, a BIG one. And then you go to the most populated area in Walmart/Kmart. Turn it on, and make sure that the song playing is 'Sexy and I know it' by LMFAO, then wiggle. While in the process of wiggling, rip off your pants and BOOM. You have a speedo on. SHAKE THAT THING! When a manager/worker comes around, yell "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" At the top of your lungs. Then grab a beer and pour it all over your body. As they reach for you, take your boombox and run out of the store. Yelling, "OH MY GOSH DON'T KILL ME BECAUSE I'M SEXY AND YOU'RE NOT!" Then when you run out of the store, break for the woods. If there's any around, if not, hell. Run like HELL. With your speedo on. 8D