1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[Necropossum]

Walk into walmart and start scooting around on the ground like an inch worm while screaming "WALMART HAS AN INCHWORM PROBLEM!" or Take a bunch of crab plushies in a bag to walmart and start yelling "Crab people!" over and over while throwing crab plushies at people :3

[saffron]

Bring most of your kitty plushies, and then throw them at people while saying, "Here, have a kitten!" in the cutest voice you can.

[hugrf2]

Step 1. Wear a backpack.
Step. 2. Grab a canteen.
Step 3. Tear the plastic toy bugs out of their home and pretend you're eating them. If anyone walks by, scream at them, "I'M SURVIVNG IN THE WILDERNESS! AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME MOM?!" or "I'M BEAR GRYLLS!"

.......//brick'd//......

[CalliCat1113]

Take a bike off the rack and ride around ringing the bell and get a lollipop and when people look at you, stop and say, "I can explain." Then run away xD

[Bluparrot]

Turn the store into a Hunger Games arena, and anybody in the store becomes a Tribute.

[Wyldercat]

Go to the clothing section, grab as many pairs of jeans as you can, wrap them around yourself and throw any leftover pants at people and scream "THE PANTS REVOLUTION IS AT HAND! FOR HONOR, MY BROTHERS!"

[hugrf2]

Throw any kinds of green craft material everywhere, screaming "THIS IS THE BUSH APOCALYPSE, EVERYBODY! BE PREPARED!" Or something like that. Do not forget; Act like your crazy and continue shrieking for your life all evening until you get thrown out.

[Necropossum]

Dress up as eyeless jack and ask Employees for thei kidneys and then when the say no walk away all sad and hide in a clothes rack XD

[Wyldercat]

Go to the toys section, grab as many Ken dolls as you POSSIBLY can hold, unbox them all, climb ontop of one of the shelves, throw them at random people and sing "ITS RAINING KEN! HALLELUJIAH!" (pretty much the song It's Raining Men, but with Ken instead of Men) at the top of your lungs. Rinse and repeat until you get kicked out.

[saffron]

Get one of those toys where you can beat them up and they'll respond, like the Wrestling Practice Superman or whatever, and whoever comes into the area near you, just throw that toy at them, singing "Beat It" by Micheal Jackson until someone kicks you out. Lol.