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Welcome to the not-so-little thread to share all of those stupid experiences!
Update, January 5th
Hello guys, it's me.
I quit the forum for a bit and just now came back, expecting all of my posts to be as dead as when they started. But then came a little surprise... This thread is still going!
Thank you for this, it was an awesome welcome back gift. Stupid stories are timeless!
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Hello, whoever you are! From a newbie to an elder member, everyone's welcome here to share those incredibly stupid stories from around FeralHeart. So come right on in, you're with family here! :D
Don't wait, we all have stupid stories to share! You may not realize it, but you probably have PLENTY! Why not share a few with all of us? ;)
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The following post was the first experience I shared when I started this topic. :DHere's what I have to share:
I was in bonfire today and some people were discussing why bonfire island is called what it is. Somebody came up with an idea so strange that I just had to stick it in my signature. (It was poorly typed and hard to read, so I edited it. The original is in my signature.)
Well, I think it's called bonfire because it has "bon" in it, which is close to bond, and lots of people find their mates here.
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Update!- January 5th, 2013
Hello everyone. I left this account a while ago, and just came back today to find OVER 50 PAGES!
You're all incredibly amazing, and thank you for keeping the LOLz going for such a long time.
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One time I was in ficho and someone randomly said -Farts on rock making it territory- O3O
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I actually havent seen a lot of strange things that people say. The most weirdest thing i ever seen someone say would have to be where a flying taco and a flying pie were fighting and saying random attacks... Ya.
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I remember two girls were fighting over a male wolf named Drake (I guess since it seems like males are pretty uncommon in FH), and one one of the females said "PUNCHES DRAKE AND CRIES HOW COULD YOU". I have absolutely no idea why that made me laugh, but I guess it was because NO ONE thought it was funny (all they said was "Uhh, wolves don't punch. They don' t have fists."), and they were just making such a danged scene over some goofy looking purple wolf who just kept saying "ladies, please, there's enough Drake to go around".
As for the dumbest, at one point someone RP'ng as a dragon told me in very poor English "I ate you, NO MISS, so you have to go offline, -Removed by moderator- loser no life".
I'm not sure what the last part means, but I may just be translating them badly, since the only words I could make out were "-Removed by moderator- loser, no life".
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Weirdest thing said to me was a random wolf who I never knew (I was on a lion char at the time) said that I was her babies daddy...and that we were dating for months...When I never even met her. I even whispered her and she said "Sorry, but your mine now ;]" ...just....scary -Shivers-
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I remember two girls were fighting over a male wolf named Drake (I guess since it seems like males are pretty uncommon in FH), and one one of the females said "PUNCHES DRAKE AND CRIES HOW COULD YOU". I have absolutely no idea why that made me laugh, but I guess it was because NO ONE thought it was funny (all they said was "Uhh, wolves don't punch. They don' t have fists."), and they were just making such a danged scene over some goofy looking purple wolf who just kept saying "ladies, please, there's enough Drake to go around".
As for the dumbest, at one point someone RP'ng as a dragon told me in very poor English "I ate you, NO MISS, so you have to go offline,-Removed by moderator- loser no life".
I'm not sure what the last part means, but I may just be translating them badly, since the only words I could make out were "-Removed by moderator- loser, no life".
I would like to warn you that swearing is not allowed on the forum, like it is not allowed in game, so even if you are repeating what someone else has said, please don't use such language.
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I actually havent seen a lot of strange things that people say. The most weirdest thing i ever seen someone say would have to be where a flying taco and a flying pie were fighting and saying random attacks... Ya.
I know them!!! lol
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Wow, guys this is some pretty strange and funny stuff. =D
I just remembered another story from bonfire. Bonfire, you have never failed to amused me.
I feel like typing this like it looked in the chat box, and I'm replacing the names with some generic ones.
Dog Fighter: WE ARE NOW HAVING A DOG FIGHTING COMPETITION, ALL PARTICIPANTS PLEASE GATHER AROUND!
(I wasn't against this in any way, let the idiots do what they wish. =P )
Dog Fighter: Ok, first we have Shadow vs Killer! Please step into the center.
Killer: -steps into the center-
Shadow: Shadow padded into the center of the ring, glaring at his opponent with dark eyes. He lunged with his claws, leaving a long claw streak on Killer's left flank.
(Shadow was a decent roleplayer)
Killer: -leaps on shadow and rips open back-
Shadow: Dude, what?
Killer: -pulls lungs out and breaks windpipe so they can't talk-
Shadow: Dude! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Killer: -snaps windpipe again-
Shadow: Stop!
Killer: -rips all of shadow's organs out and kills-
Shadow: Y'know what? I don't care anymore. This whole idea is a failure, bye.
Killer went on godmodding for a while, and it was pretty funny to watch. =D
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Wow, guys this is some pretty strange and funny stuff. =D
I just remembered another story from bonfire. Bonfire, you have never failed to amused me.
I feel like typing this like it looked in the chat box, and I'm replacing the names with some generic ones.
Dog Fighter: WE ARE NOW HAVING A DOG FIGHTING COMPETITION, ALL PARTICIPANTS PLEASE GATHER AROUND!
(I wasn't against this in any way, let the idiots do what they wish. =P )
Dog Fighter: Ok, first we have Shadow vs Killer! Please step into the center.
Killer: -steps into the center-
Shadow: Shadow padded into the center of the ring, glaring at his opponent with dark eyes. He lunged with his claws, leaving a long claw streak on Killer's left flank.
(Shadow was a decent roleplayer)
Killer: -leaps on shadow and rips open back-
Shadow: Dude, what?
Killer: -pulls lungs out and breaks windpipe so they can't talk-
Shadow: Dude! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Killer: -snaps windpipe again-
Shadow: Stop!
Killer: -rips all of shadow's organs out and kills-
Shadow: Y'know what? I don't care anymore. This whole idea is a failure, bye.
Killer went on godmodding for a while, and it was pretty funny to watch. =D
LOL, almost reminds me of Wolfquest. I hate when people do that. Its like they IGNORE your attacks. Its pretty ridiculous.
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These are some extremely off-the-wall statements. I had a great laugh after reading them.
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You guys ain't seen nothing. There are WAY too many funny and stupid things to repeat, and half of them I don't even remember, nor could I repeat. xD Let's stick with one of my favorite.
In general (FP), we where bashing on Warriors. We where making up new clans that were fake, and just for laughs. Although, I wouldn't be suprised if someone actually made this after, though.
"Introducing... HouseClan! Leader: Floorstar, Deputy: Ceilingspot, Medicine Cat: Flowervase, Warriors: Chairleg, Windowpane, and Doorknob, Apprentices: Rugpaw, Couchpaw, and Tablepaw, Elders: Carpetpelt and Woodencane. Join now!"
And TrollClan was another of my favorites. Leader: Sparklestar, Dep: Sparkleface, Med: Sparkleflower, Warriors: Sparklepelt, Sparkletail, and Sparkledog, Apprentices: Sparklepaw, Sparklepaw, and Sparklepaw, Elders: Sparklebutt, and Sparklebussom.
Made me almost fall out of my chair. xD
Stupid? Has to be the godmods. WAY too many encounters to even recall! Haha, I miss those good ol' times in general. I'd share even more, but... I'd get busted by Kyu for that. xP
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Once when I was just sitting in Cape this weird guy came up to me and said "KISS ME" then he kissed me in RP. I just... What in the world...
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I once signed into Bonfire right as someone was role-playing as "afterbirth". It might not have been stupid - but it was pretty disturbing:
(http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/Harkane/screenshot_03202012_164759502.png)
I'm certain I've seen a lot more stupid things in the game, but I've forgotten. :3
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@Harkane
Don't forget about the person that kept abducting kids and calling their wife "sweaty" instead of "sweety". That will be forever imbued into my memory, rofl. Did you manage to get a screenshot of that?
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@Anathema
LOL, yup! I'm sure I've got a screenshot of it...
Yeah, not all of it, but I managed to catch some!
(http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/Harkane/screenshot_06142012_214744246-1.jpg)
...dat illiteracy. :(
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I had a lioness come over to me one time I had a bit of a giggle/Head-wall moment when she said this.
"Hey...urr...Volchek...I know a nice River...would you like to come with me?"
Never met her in my life and I found it quite hilarious yet disturbing at the same time.
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One time, in General someone brought up the subject of 'Narnia' and we started a conversation about the books, movies, etc... but then I was starting to thin; "This conversation isn't amusng at all...." So I was all;
FOR NARNIA BI *Jumps into closet* FUFUFUF ;^; This is monster's inc. . . . . .
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"If you are smart than what am I?"
"The chosen one" <--- Me
-Poof-
I didn't even laugh when this happend but I wanted to post this anyway .3.
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Lol the bonfire thing i couldn't stop crying it was so funneh to meh javascript:void(0);
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Honestly, it's difficult to go two seconds in general chat without seeing something amusing. General chat is usually the go-to place for hilarious chat of all sorts. I bet you I could go into Fluorite Plains right now and find something worthy of a laugh or two.
Be right back as I test this hypothesis!
EDIT: General is rather quiet today. :,( Will post something later.
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I would expect some crazy things out of general like once someone said "Become my friend and get a free piece of bacon!" (That was in Fluorite)
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Someperson playing a pink and red colored wolf named "Your Mom"
.n.
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O.O Wow that is messed up, well earlier today I found someone with a very tiny wolf I couldn't get the name, was running around in a huge crowd of people singing lyrics to some song I didn't know and then just started to annoy me to death with whispers x.x
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Hah, I've been a huge, fat, bright orange cheetah-marked wolf with a bright mohawk and the name 'Cheeto Preggo Man.' Yep. xD
Long story. But I think I know who you're talking about as 'Afterbirth.' We where having quite abit fun going around as 'Preggo Man,' 'Afterbirth,' 'Giant Wolf Fetus,' 'Giant Lion Fetus,' and there was someone else... xD Can't remember, but man was that funny. xD Especially when we found someone that was like [Generic Lioness Name:] 'Kiara Preg' and 'Nala inheat.' I mean... oh it was so wrong but so hilarious on so many levels. xD But the way they were RPing.. Oh my, I'm suprised they didn't get banned.
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This happened ingame sadly I didn't take pics.
Me: Ringo? Hello?
Me: Are you there?
Ringoluver: No.
XD
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I remember once I was trying to help advertise for a clan I was in, and as soon as I started typing out ads for it, everyone in general started bashing warriors and stuff. XD;
They kept spouting out random clan names and stuff, and here's what happened~
Me: I'm scared to advertise, man. D:
Leader: I know. We'll get eaten up if we do.
Apprentice: Hold yourselves together, men!
Me: I'm not a guy. ;w;
Me: And besides, are /you/ going to advertise? I'm the only one who has.
Appretice: Pfft, no. They'll totally make fun of me.
Me: Exactly. So what are we going to do? D;
Leader: Well, we have to advertise sometime.
Me: -sighs- Fine! I'm going in! D:<
Me[in general]: Umm . . . would anyone like to join our clan? It's mapped and real? ;w;
{And then I got flooded by people saying more fake clan names.}
Leader: Really?? XD
Apprentice: That doesn't count. ;P
Me: Hey, you two didn't do anything; I somewhat advertised.
And then we fled to our map, too scared to post after that. o3o"
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Some of the funniest/stupidest things that I have seen on this game have been on acension island when it first came out. Good times.
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I'm not sure if I stayed on FH long enough to see one of those situations yet.... but, I just re-installed FH again, so I will be seen in-game.
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I can't really remember anything, but I will say this. My friend and I made magical cows and we started a RP and the group name was quite hilarious.
'Nu Magic Milk For You'
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Was sitting randomly then I see "No! Don't jump on me Elmo" o.e
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LOLZ Today someone whispered me "Hey guess what? IM STUCK IN GIANT TIN-FOAL!" Plue earlier today I got slaped my flying buttcheek :P
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That is some major awkwardness Deborah ._.
Well yesterday I had someone annoy me about something I didn't even know... It was like some tv show, or game or something I don't remember what it was called though but it started with an 'S' I know for sure
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'Shiny Show' maybe? (it's a kids programme! XD) heheh
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Maybe but they said "have you played" so it should be a game but still I was annoyed I actually yelled "Shut up!" in my house, they kept following me... Wherever I went and I had no private maps to go to either.
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Lol then make a map
Then you might also wanna try goin to the cape and go INTO The map XD Lolz ( >:O Hey you already knew that)
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I had a pretty random time in General.... (Short version... It was a long time)
Me: -Puts on sun glasses and runs after with chainsaw- HASTA LA VISTA BABY!
Person1: -Runs away- EEP!
Person2: -Stops in front and cuts off Brains's head- Dere...
(Im Brains :P)
Me: Blarg -Turns into a zombie-
Person2: Craps who gave Brains bath salts?
Me: -Flys after Person1 with chainsaw-
Person2: Brains can fly?! O.o
Me: Yes, yes i can! -Cuts off own hand and places chainsaw as replacement- >:3
Everyone: O.o
Me: This is getting less amusing....
Bye bye! -Leaves-
And thats my post!
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Random....
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lol! once i was on bonfire and this purple wolf was buttswingin' so i was bored and i buttswinged with her, then she said, "Don't steal my Buttswag!!! get off my buttswag!!!" xD
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Purple wolf does not approve of buttswag stealers apparently XP
Today I was staring at the moon o_o then someone came and said "beautiful eh? Well I'm going to go up there now!" and the wolf flew off towards the moon...
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XD LOLZ Today I saw a charecter named TOLIET It kept on saying "C'mon I know you wanna use me...I GOTZ A VIBRATEING SEAT >:) Ill close my eyes"
Me: O.e *Poops on toliets face*
Toliet: Thankyou can you wipe it off now?
Me: Nope
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Well a few things some people said were:
"EEW! M brother and his friend walked into my room naked!"
"Dang it! The cat got into the spagetti sauce again!"
Folowing the 2nd quote:
"Dang it! The cat got into my intestines again!"
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Well, for me, I was just sitting on a rock in Ficho and this wolf came up to me and said:
'Will you be my rock mate? Patrick. I lost my house, now we're married! SO, now we live in the same house and luts make BABIAHS RIGHT NOW!'
And guess what his/her name was. Spongebob Squarepants. O.o Scariest moment of my life.
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Ive seen some pretty crazy things whenever I walk into local zones sometimes...
for example...
"No, Shadow, you cant be my mate. I only like squids." ..... o.o? WHAT. THE ACTUAL. POTATO.
Welcome to the Peanut gallery! Please take a seat and a mandrill will be with you shortly! We hope you enjoy your time today and remember, American Airlines knows why you fly." People are strange.
"Ask me about ADHD... or my cat... or pie. I like pie. Oh look, a really colorful wolf. I have a bike. Do you like T.V? I saw a rock.... Hi! c:" I actually said this one LOL. I was talking about ADHD with a friend of mine and another friend walked into our local zone and that was the first thing she saw she was like "... BACKING AWAY..."
"NO. CHUCK NORRIS WONT LIKE THAT." ... o-o
"I ate a bean today." This amuses me so much idk why.
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-weirdest thing ever, i put it EXACTLY how they said it-
Ripper: I think guys that are g** are awesome.
Ripper's BFF: I am g**!
Ripper: WOO! G** BFF!
(Note: not real usernames or names.)
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X.X Wolfie Lol
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Weirdest thing I saw was someone saying on the Plains "Join BoogerClan today. Picked fresh daily."
I just lawled so hard at that. First reason, BOOGERclan. Stupidest name ever. 2 reason, Picked fresh daily is like a fruit picking slogan.
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i was in the cape of distant worlds and there was two lions and one other wolf. the two lions were mates so one of them posted a video of the two of them. it said, "i love you<3". so i guess the other wolf there watched it and he posted in local "I LOVE YOU TOO<3" the male lion got pissed off i was laughing for so long...
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Ermm Creepyest thing that happend to me was me o-o
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I was talking to these people who were like all dead o_o... so i told them they were in a death cirlce o-o
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anndd then o-o MY GRUMPY MUMKPIN CAME ALIVE O-O
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XD This is awesome. One time I was in Southpole, and I was sparring with a friend. Then this random husky goes up to me, and says, "Stop being a bully!!". I said, "We're just play-fighting...." Then the person said,
"yo MaM so ugly she was so hairy shew as ugly!!!!!!!!!!!"
that's how they typed it, and I couldn't stop laughing after that. XD
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Funniest moment(s) -
Root beer (moi~): -Sits with 3 other soda wolves-
Soul: ... o.o -Licks Root beer- Tastes just like it :3
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Funny moment #2 -
Mezaro: -Sits by the water-
Random wolf: .... -Stares at him- 11! -Looks behind himself and runs off-
Mezaro: ...? Ookay, then e_o
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Me:Hi
Them:Hello
Me: Cool wolf looks alot llike erik ^-^
Them:If it makes you so angry then I'll change it!!
Me: Well ok then o.o
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O.o
Another awkward moment was:
Me: -Minding my own biz crap-
Really Ugly Wolf (Don't remember name of): Sing wit ma mammo! Everypony, dance or die!
Me: O.o WTF
RUW: -evil voice- I SIAD DANCE MOFO!
Me: -Confused and puzzled-
RUW: NOW!
Me: Ok, uhh... Good for you?? O-O
RUW: oU0 It's VERY VERY -2 thousand veries later- good for me. >BD
Me: -Backs away slowly-
Random Lion: -Attacks Me-
Me: -Dies from confusion and lion- :P
RL and RUW: YUSH! BURN!
Me: O.o
(Why is it mostly me with the most weirdest things I've ever seen happen to me? XD)
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Its not what a person said, but what a person is... A mate center. How ridiculas xD
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Something in General chat in Fluorite I think I should post here.
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/314994118/ignore_this__by_xkaharu-d57jf0m.png)
Edit: I blanked out the usernames in the chat for privacy reasons.
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Once I was just sitting in Ficho, on my Wolf character liek a bus BI.
And then this person kept sitting on me, so I asked them to get off and well- what's poster below shall explain it all.
Other Person: Your character looks like a android!
Me: It's supposed to be that....
OP: Muffins
Me: When did we get onto the subject of muffins...? O.O
OP: Let's watch Harry Potter.
Snape: I play Impressive Title!
Me: Your all so confusing ;3; And Snape when did you get here...? Oh and hi Majic .3. Where have ya been?
Majic [Eevee]: I was just getting this sammich. Triple Meat man! ,3,
Me: O.o.....Your all so random.
Snape: *Steals Majic's sandwhich*
Majic: Noooooo .3. I guess I'll have to eat this dog instead....*Walks up to Other Person*.
Other Person* *Runs into SouthPole*
Me: .....o3o I'm gonna leave before my mind explodes....
Snape: Wheres that dog going? BU
Majic: To a better place professor, to a better place.
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-In a random private map-
Me: Sup
Person: Soup
Me: O3O
Person: .....
Me: ......
Person: .......
Person: BANANAS! -Logs off-
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The funniest thing I usually see on this game are all the "Unborn Cubs/Wolves" I don't think they realize that they're a walking fetus.
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One weirdest thing that has happened to me was being near the Mate Center, and the character named Mate Center kept yelling at people who weren't even in the circle thing! He/she even yelled at me, I was just passing by >.> It was kinda annoying so.... I just clicked block xD That happened at Bonfire
Another thing that was funny was, I was sitting(or laying) and a wolf came and said "I AM A DOG" and left... I was sitting in real life going like this, "Uh... Okay then, you're a wolf" and broke down in laughing. xD That happened at Cape of Distant Worlds
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Ok, I'm Alice The FAlpha, and Wolfie_Lover, and this happened to me on Bonfire.
[General]Wolfie_Lover: Any realistic wolves, dogs, or any other canines looking for a realistic pack? If you are, then look for Alice The FAlpha or whisper to Wolfie_Lover.
[Local]Obie (Not real name, just a random name.) :I'm looking for a wolf pack.
Alice The FAlpha: Umm... You're pink.
Obie: What?! Is it against the law to have dreams?!
ATFA: No. But it's realistic. A realistic wolf pack. Well... Canine pack.
Obie: -Tears up-
ATFA: O,o Now what?
Obie: I just love you so much.
ATFA: Wut?
Obie: Everything! -humps Alice's leg-
ATFA: O.o -Backs up slowly, then runs away-
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Instance 1: (Bonfire, when I first started out)
Me (as GLaDOS): Hello, Chell.
Chell: *looks around, nervous.*
Me: Welcome to Aperture Science. We do not plan to cause physical harm, but of course, the best made plans of mice and men often go astray.
Chell: *Tilts head and narrows eyes wondering what the heck GLaDOS is talking about*
Me: Your first test will be to esc- WHO LET THAT BIRD IN?!\
Random Tiny Wolf with Wings: o3o *flies at GLaDOS, pecking at wires*
Me: MAKE IT GO AWAY! (At this point, my wolf was running everywhere, with the RTWwW following me)
Chell: *Smirks, breaks out of room, follows GLaDOS*
Random Wolf: I can count to potato!
Me: OH GOD NOT THE POTATOES. (I had run into the water by now)
Chell: *chases into water with sack of potatoes*
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Instance 2: Fluorite
Me and four other people typed out the entire This Day Aria from My Little Pony, then started Winter Wrap Up
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Instance 3: Fluorite
Was anyone online the day that General was making up random Warrior Kit names? We had Toiletkit, Biskit, Titmousekit (of course, that was shortened, but it was meant to be the bird), Buttkit, Paperkit, Poopkit, Rootkit (the virus), Ponykit, Rainbowkit, and pretty much any other stupid sounding name. If I can get my FH to work on my laptop tonight, I'll be on to see if I get any more derp-worthy conversations.
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XD I love the first one. I fell out of my chair, and rolled on the floor.
Me (Playing as my albino bat.): -Flys in the cave-
Random lion: This is halloween.
Me: -Hisses-
Random lion: LIKE A BOSS!
Me: oOo wut?
Random lion: Jeuzs.
Me: I'm leaving now.
Random lion: NO, I'M... So... cold, and lonely, and cold. Did I mention I was cold?
Me: Yea. -Backs away slowly, and trys to kill self-
Random lion: Yush! Burn. Burn!
Me: -Dies from lion-
Why is it everytime I die, or walk away people are like Burn?
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I was so, So wierded out after this O3O Me and a friend were chillin in Ficho and this random puppy was like "BUT BABEH LETS HAVE BEBBEHS!" Yes it said that to me.....
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The weirdest thing I have ever heard in the game was a lion running around Bonfire saying "Male foot fetishist looking for dominant female."
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I don't even..
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5AF6FBFE01BBCA39: tats a good lookin post :O
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If I were to list down all the stupid things that people have said in-game I'd be dead before I finished.
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Someone: Whoa, I love your char!
Me: Its retarted..
BigSkippy: Sarabi, would you please stop using that word.
Me: Ok..
BigSkippy.. I am Sarabi >:3 I will stalk you foreva! >:D
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Aight so I was on meh Hyena character adopting a puppeh/teen. And this is whut happened:
Me: Hello.
ADOPTION CENTER: HI
Me: Seesh enough with the caps o3o
ADOPTION CENTER: sorry
Me: Its fine.
-taking a long time to pick-
ADOPTION CENTER: hurry up aready!
Me: Um, dont treat customers like that, I was the adoption center before and I had people take a long time and I was patient...
Cant remember what also happened xD but is was funny.
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I was fooling around in one of my RP maps yesterday, and a couple of others from our rival pack were there, too. One guy was taking like, hours to die:
rival1: He lay there, gasping for breath. His wounds (blah blah blah, RPing about dying)
Me: OMG R U DYING???
rival2: -watches in horror-
A while later...
rival1: His wounds bled, blah blah...
Me: Y U NO DIE YET
Friend: I CALLZ 911 FOR UUUUUUUUU
rival1: Shut up, we're trying to Rp))
Me: BUT I LUFF YOU DARLING
And Later...
rival1: -is healed by healer- He got up, suddenly feeling strong.
Me: YAY BABY U ALIVE
-Another person arrives-
New person: hey
Me: HAY BABY I LUFF YOUUUUUU
rival1: Just ignore them.
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Just yesterday we where talkin' about making Potato characters and tomatoes. Someone even suggested a squirrel and pineaplle. Me? Nah. I'd go with the hardest. A pickle. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ALSO~~~~~~ Today was like a day of nostalgia, we where all talkin' about some old cartoons, like Johnny Bravo, ChalkZone, Teletubbies, etc. Except, then someone brought up. BOOBAS. I was totally wierded out, until i looked it up, despite a few spelling errors >.< We all continued discussing it, until some ..wolf person, i forget the name, said; 'WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME WITH ALL THESE OLD GAMES AND PICTURES!!!!!???' there was a pause for like, a minute in the general chat until some random person began advertising his/her Wolf pack. It was... odd. o.O
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This is awkward o3o. I was L just so you all know! BDDDD.
(http://i47BannedImageSite/2yuwrk9.png)
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@B-Rabbit: LOL
Anyways, this happened yesterday. I'll use their character names instead of usernames:
Max: *mates with Comet*
Comet: I'm a boy!
Me and some general people: LOL.
Then Max started saying he was a girl... and then he tried to mate with my fox, which is practically impossible because foxes only mate with foxes and Max was a husky. Then we started calling Max a shemale and then some people starting trolling Max. Also I made a "Max Bait" character ROFL.
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I heard something about a conversation that went like this...
(i'm just going to use random names, i doubt these were really them)
Fang: Wanna go hang out at Lonely Cave?
Misty: Seems legit!
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lol wow Belle. Thats funny, those fools should know, its called LONLY cave for a reason. XD
I havent played FH in a while(my comp that has it on their is currently at Staples gettin fixed) when I get it back I'll se what I can russle up.
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One time I was in ficho and someone randomly said -Farts on rock making it territory- O3O
O.o
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I remember one month ago, I was in fluorite plains on the L island with a couple of friends. We were role playing with this pack and a large pride, but sadly the servers were having problems. So after the server came back up. It was bit lagging more then before.
So everyone at the L island was complaining about the server... Their was one small lioness cub that got mad and said "And God Said: "LET THERE BE SERVERS!!!" It was actually cute and funny! xD
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I remember one month ago, I was in fluorite plains on the L island with a couple of friends. We were role playing with this pack and a large pride, but sadly the servers were having problems. So after the server came back up. It was bit lagging more then before.
So everyone at the L island was complaining about the server... Their was one small lioness cub that got mad and said "And God Said: "LET THERE BE SERVERS!!!" It was actually cute and funny! xD
Lol.
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Once I was hanging out with my pack, and this warrior cat comes out of no where and walks up to a bush in our RP area, and says, "pees on bush and makes territory". We were like "._. wtf?" and the cat said, "now this is my territory, and the other side is yours." So my friend walks up to the bush and says, "pees on bush and reclaims". Then I walk over to her side and say, "pees on her side of the bush." She ran way with a super sad face. XD
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Once I was hanging out with my pack, and this warrior cat comes out of no where and walks up to a bush in our RP area, and says, "pees on bush and makes territory". We were like "._. wtf?" and the cat said, "now this is my territory, and the other side is yours." So my friend walks up to the bush and says, "pees on bush and reclaims". Then I walk over to her side and say, "pees on her side of the bush." She ran way with a super sad face. XD
Lol.
One time, I was sitting on a rock in Bonfire. And this happend (Yes, I had a character named me. Don't judge. o3o):
Me: *Relaxes on rock*
Wolf: Hallo, friend.
Me: Do I know you?
Wolf: No. But my wife and I were wondering, would you be our bad boy?
Me: Do what now?
Wolf's wife: Please!
Me: Umm... I'm a girl.
Wolf&Wife: Wut?!
Me: Yea. My friends messed with Me, so now I look like a dude.
Wolf&Wife: *Ran away*
Wolf: *Comes back* Will you marry me?
Me: GET OUT OF HERE!
Yush. o3o
I let my friends play Feralheart one time, and they messed Me up.
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@Emo Gir LOL))
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I have one.
So I was in Flourite and someone in General just said randomly... (I'll just use random names)
<Shadow> "Is no one going to tell me? O_O"
<Fang> "Tell you what?"
<Shadow> "I cant remember XD"
... This happened in the space of about 10 seconds... O.o
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Im useing real names...
Derek Hale: Snarls and Bangs head on the side of the cave "Snnaaa- Wat da?
Cigle: GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE
Derek Hale: WATS SO FUNNY >:I
Cigle: Your ass...scott
Meme: DEREK HALE!! *Smootch* LOVE YA BI BI BABY
Derek Hale: What just happened?
.... I love u Tyler hoechlins.... Just dont let people play Derek o3o
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Today at my hangout room:
GoldenEmo: Today was rlly random.....
XxWhiteWhisperxX (my sister): LMAO, Yeah someone came up to me and said HEY YOU!! GET YOUR ASH OUT OF HERE NOW!!
AlbinoAligator: LOL. Today someone was singing Ice Cream and Cake....IN MY FACE!!
Me: Lol......I today I was attacked by a bunny......
GoldenEmo (my brother): LOL
XxWhiteWhisperxX: LMAO
AlbinoAligator (my cousin): GTFO
Me: IM NOT KIDDING
GoldenEmo: ..................
XxWhiteWhisperxX: Uhm.....Ima go get some pudding .3.
AlbinoAligator: Ima get me some RootBeer. Im thirsty :3
Me: Okay......
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One of my friends and I were RPing in a map that she had made. We were the only two online so we were kind of derping around. At one point, this happened:
Me: Rose hopped off the rock, looking up at Spicer with a pout on her face. "Rose no likey rock on her bum."
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This morning I typed HEY I AM SIX while watching TV
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?_? <-- XD
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?3? I was walking when somebody said this to my face: HEY, HEY YOU. BE MY MATE OR I KILLZ CHUUUUU!
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?3? I was walking when somebody said this to my face: HEY, HEY YOU. BE MY MATE OR I KILLZ CHUUUUU!
O.O
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ikr, tht was my reply.
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ikr, tht was my reply.
Yep
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:3
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Well, I guess I can contribute a bit.
I was RPing with my small clan-- we were in Fluorite Plains and in a valley like area. On the mountain above us, there was a wolf family (I guess) that was also supposedly RPing. So we end the day for the clan-- and I go out to hunt. But when I come back-- our leader is gone. So I ask my clan where he went off to. She replied by telling me she didn't know and maybe we should look for him. Immediately, we went over the mountain to start our search, but only to find he was there with a little wolf pup. Her parents were away hunting I guess? The rest of the conversation went something like this:
Me: "... Excuse me, what is our leader doing up here? May I ask?"
Little Wolf: "hes mine now go away"
Clan Mate: "Huh?"
Little Wolf: "hes my mate so go away be4 i rip ur faces off"
Me and Clan Mate: "Excuse me?"
Little Wolf: *dashes at clan mate and rips leg off with teeth* go away!"
Leader: "I'm leaving.."
Clan Mate: "Let's just get out of here."
Little Wolf: *bolts leader to the ground* "NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE UR MINE LEADER, THUR IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE UR MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!11!11!1!"
Me: "Ignore her, let's go."
Leader and Clan Mate: "Yeah."
Little Wolf: *rips every1 2 shreds & sets them on fire* -Logs Off-
Added note: She came back on about five minutes later, and did the same thing. Only harassing my clan mate to death. We ended up moving to a new territory in the end. :/
I don't know what the heck happened here. It was just...
wat.
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LOL
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Well, I guess I can contribute a bit.
I was RPing with my small clan-- we were in Fluorite Plains and in a valley like area. On the mountain above us, there was a wolf family (I guess) that was also supposedly RPing. So we end the day for the clan-- and I go out to hunt. But when I come back-- our leader is gone. So I ask my clan where he went off to. She replied by telling me she didn't know and maybe we should look for him. Immediately, we went over the mountain to start our search, but only to find he was there with a little wolf pup. Her parents were away hunting I guess? The rest of the conversation went something like this:
Me: "... Excuse me, what is our leader doing up here? May I ask?"
Little Wolf: "hes mine now go away"
Clan Mate: "Huh?"
Little Wolf: "hes my mate so go away be4 i rip ur faces off"
Me and Clan Mate: "Excuse me?"
Little Wolf: *dashes at clan mate and rips leg off with teeth* go away!"
Leader: "I'm leaving.."
Clan Mate: "Let's just get out of here."
Little Wolf: *bolts leader to the ground* "NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE UR MINE LEADER, THUR IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE UR MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!11!11!1!"
Me: "Ignore her, let's go."
Leader and Clan Mate: "Yeah."
Little Wolf: *rips every1 2 shreds & sets them on fire* -Logs Off-
Added note: She came back on about five minutes later, and did the same thing. Only harassing my clan mate to death. We ended up moving to a new territory in the end. :/
I don't know what the heck happened here. It was just...
wat.
That happened to me once. Well, something like that.
Ok, me and my friend was derping around. And this happened:
(I was Me, and she was Justie)
Me: "So... Um... Wut you wants to do?"
Justie: Yo mama!
Me: LOL!
Justie: *Bolts Me down*
Me: Let me go!
Justie: *Humps Me*
Me: Wait... WUT?! We's both girls!
Justie: o3o Trolololol!
Me: *Bites screws out of pelt and runs away*
Justie: *Is supah ningah*
Me: OMIGAWD!
Justie: Eeyup.
~~~~ Moments later: Awkward silence
Me: It got quiet.
Justie: *Humps again*
Me: GET OFF!
Justie: Nope. *Has babes*
Me: o3o *Kisses*
Justie: *Rolls around* GET THE COOTIES OFF! Get them off! *Rubs face untill face rips off*
Me: o.o *Logs Off*
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I was at Bonfire on the cliff. Here is the conversation:
Random Person: hey
Me: Hai
Random Person: wut does hai mean?
Me: It's Hi just with a cool twist to it..
Random Person: o, want to see me do a cannibal?
Me: A what? o.O
Random Person: a cannibal
Random Person2: It's cannonball you dummy
Me: Oh... Sure, but there isn't any water below us..
Random Person: ... so, it's not like I'll get hurt... :P
Me: Okay then, do your cannonball...
He/she... THEY jumped off the cliff and pretened they did a cannonbal, I clapped... And walked away confused, I didn't even know what just happened. And for some strange reason, I felt sad after that. x3
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I was at Bonfire on the cliff. Here is the conversation:
Random Person: hey
Me: Hai
Random Person: wut does hai mean?
Me: It's Hi just with a cool twist to it..
Random Person: o, want to see me do a cannibal?
Me: A what? o.O
Random Person: a cannibal
Random Person2: It's cannonball you dummy
Me: Oh... Sure, but there isn't any water below us..
Random Person: ... so, it's not like I'll get hurt... :P
Me: Okay then, do your cannonball...
He/she... THEY jumped off the cliff and pretened they did a cannonbal, I clapped... And walked away confused, I didn't even know what just happened. And for some strange reason, I felt sad after that. x3
XD
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Well, I guess I can contribute a bit.
I was RPing with my small clan-- we were in Fluorite Plains and in a valley like area. On the mountain above us, there was a wolf family (I guess) that was also supposedly RPing. So we end the day for the clan-- and I go out to hunt. But when I come back-- our leader is gone. So I ask my clan where he went off to. She replied by telling me she didn't know and maybe we should look for him. Immediately, we went over the mountain to start our search, but only to find he was there with a little wolf pup. Her parents were away hunting I guess? The rest of the conversation went something like this:
Me: "... Excuse me, what is our leader doing up here? May I ask?"
Little Wolf: "hes mine now go away"
Clan Mate: "Huh?"
Little Wolf: "hes my mate so go away be4 i rip ur faces off"
Me and Clan Mate: "Excuse me?"
Little Wolf: *dashes at clan mate and rips leg off with teeth* go away!"
Leader: "I'm leaving.."
Clan Mate: "Let's just get out of here."
Little Wolf: *bolts leader to the ground* "NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE UR MINE LEADER, THUR IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE UR MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!11!11!1!"
Me: "Ignore her, let's go."
Leader and Clan Mate: "Yeah."
Little Wolf: *rips every1 2 shreds & sets them on fire* -Logs Off-
Added note: She came back on about five minutes later, and did the same thing. Only harassing my clan mate to death. We ended up moving to a new territory in the end. :/
I don't know what the heck happened here. It was just...
wat.
Lol powerplay and posesive much?
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Me: Literate and mapped wolf rp!!
Person: lawlz aruba can i join ur pack
Me: Um... this is LITERATE.
Person: wutz a literate
Me: Ajushfuihgeuwg
Same rp.
Me: Literate and mapped wolf rp at the Cape portal!
Person: *in whisper* lol ok where r u?
Me: Uh... Cape portal.
Person: lol k im comn and ur mapless right
Me: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!! >:U
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Me: Literate and mapped wolf rp!!
Person: lawlz aruba can i join ur pack
Me: Um... this is LITERATE.
Person: wutz a literate
Me: Ajushfuihgeuwg
Same rp.
Me: Literate and mapped wolf rp at the Cape portal!
Person: *in whisper* lol ok where r u?
Me: Uh... Cape portal.
Person: lol k im comn and ur mapless right
Me: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!! >:U
I hate people that do that, it's annoying. D:
Well here is something that happened to me, this was recently too :P
I was minding my own business at Fluorite(L island), playing as a character that was completly white to other people(preset) and an obvious newbie came up to me. This is the conversation:
Person: hi
Me: Herro
Person: why are you white?
Me: I am wearing a preset.
Person: what's a preset?
Me: It's a special character that you can customize by yourself, no in-game markings. Similar to custom markings.
Person: oh, how do I get one?
Me: You don't 'get' one, you make one yourself.
Person: how can I make one?
Me: Go to deviantART.com and type in 'FeralHeart Preset' and you should find a file called something called 'Easy Preset'
Person: okay brb
Me: Okay
-3 minutes later-
Person: back
Me: Webba
Person: ?
Me: It means welcome back and, did it work?
Person: IDK
Me: Oh
Person: I downloaded it and it didn't work.
Me: Well follow the directions...
Person: where r they?
Me: ...In the description
Person: where is that?
Me: ... ._. Below the devaint, picture.
Person: o
They then logged off... Never seen them again :P
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Dont even Ask, I was in a lion RP
Me (Shira): So wats up?
*Server fail after 5 trys it lets me back on, I wait for everyone*
(After everyones here)
Shira: AND GOT SAID: "LET THERE BE CONNECTION!"
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A lion came up to me once and randomly hugged me.. then Said ' I want child ' O_O
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o.o" What just happened?
Chilli:HEY ROOTBEER
Rootbeer:HEY CHILLI
Me:WANNA PARTY
Rootbeerandchilli:SEE YOU IN LAST CAVE
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A beached whale came up to me and asked me to.... uh... eat its meat. e.e
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LOL why do I keep coming back to this topic. XD
Me: *is Rping in N/Z like a baws*
Dead Deer: -Its meat lays in the sun wafting the smell over to the wolf-
Me: "Dude, what are you doing..."
Dead Deer: -its blood soaking the grass making an easy meal-
Me: "I'm not going to eat you. That sounds disgusting. Put on some barbecue sauce, and roast for about 6 hours. Maybe then we'll talk."
Dead Deer (in whisper): Just eat me.
Me (in local): Look! I'm not gonna eat your gross meat!
Dead Deer (in whisper): YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO F***ING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!! :'((((((
Me: ._.
Dead Deer (in local): -Suddenly gasps, gets up, and runs away before is caught-
My Friend: XD "I wanna be a hunk of zombie raw meat now."
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Lol:
You guys are TOO funny.
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Hurr, I hope you don't mind if I pop in here c:
*Le me and friend having srys conversation*
Friend: Brb :c
Me: Kay ^^
Friend: Back.
Me: Wb.
Friend: Damnit. I went to pee and batman came and killed my cats :I
I found that so fahny.
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Okay, today was random........ Heres what happened today at the Cape:
Namnai: PUDDING
PinkehPie1014: PINKEH PIE
PurplDurperz: What.......PURPL
Mahkianizato: What.......WHAT.......IAN
Me: O3O FISHY FACE, and WHAT THE HECK ISH GOING ON?!!??!
PurplDurperz: A Stupid contest.
Namnai: TEH STUPID CONTEST
PinkehPie1014: STUPIDE CONTESTE
MahKianiZato: STUPID CONTEST!!!!
All of them: JINX!!
Me: O.o Uhm.....I think Ima get a popsicle......
And that was the highlight of my day apparently -3- I was creaped out by it and left (Plus those names are the NICKNAMES of my friends.)
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o.o" Thats REAL RANDOM STUFF RIGHT THERE, LIKE A BAWS! And yes My charries name is Anyways
Any ways:Hi, Dont I know you from The Cape?
Hello:HELLO
Anyways:Wat?
Hello: YOU SHALL NOT EAT MY FINGER
Anyways:Wat?
Hello: POKEMON YOU TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
Anyways: FTW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!!?
Hello: MOMMIE ANYWAYS BEING MEEEAN!
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LOL why do I keep coming back to this topic. XD
Me: *is Rping in N/Z like a baws*
Dead Deer: -Its meat lays in the sun wafting the smell over to the wolf-
Me: "Dude, what are you doing..."
Dead Deer: -its blood soaking the grass making an easy meal-
Me: "I'm not going to eat you. That sounds disgusting. Put on some barbecue sauce, and roast for about 6 hours. Maybe then we'll talk."
Dead Deer (in whisper): Just eat me.
Me (in local): Look! I'm not gonna eat your gross meat!
Dead Deer (in whisper): YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO F***ING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!! :'((((((
Me: ._.
Dead Deer (in local): -Suddenly gasps, gets up, and runs away before is caught-
My Friend: XD "I wanna be a hunk of zombie raw meat now."
That is strange XD
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Woah, You all made my day. That's just funny. Sadly I don't have anything funny, really.
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Woah, You all made my day. That's just funny. Sadly I don't have anything funny, really.
Aww Silver... :c Too bad.
Someone randomly came up to me and yelling "REFRIDGERATOR!" and logged off... :\ I later found out that they were one of my friends! xD Then all was norm. :D All meh friends are nutzzz!!! -googly eyes-
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Woah, You all made my day. That's just funny. Sadly I don't have anything funny, really.
Aww Silver... :c Too bad.
Someone randomly came up to me and yelling "REFRIDGERATOR!" and logged off... :\ I later found out that they were one of my friends! xD Then all was norm. :D All meh friends are nutzzz!!! -googly eyes-
That's very random and funny. Don't worry it's not a bug to me, because I don't mind it, funny moments come and go y'know, and let us be back on topic.
I don't think you understood what I said, eh?
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Lol all of you have GREAT stories! XD but it's time to tell my weird,crazy stuff's o3o
So I was in Cape and these two purple and pink wolves (both female) and started asking me which one was cuter and started fighting over me o3o :
Purple wolf> YO PICK ME
Pink wolf>NO ):
Pink wolf>pick me and we'll have lots of cups and pups
Purple wolf>pick me and we'll have more
Me>I think your both nice but i cant choose (didnt want to be mean XD)
Me>I dont want any of you sorry
Purple wolf>PLEASE WE WILL HAVE GOOD TIME TOGETHER
Pink wolf>Im over with you you think she's better mate
Me>Look I don't want any of you!
Purple wolf>but you still think im better looking though?
Me>I think you're both good looking but i don't want a mate
Pink wolf> *Bleep* YOU -Offline
Purple wolf>NO DONT GO NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID -runs away-
Derpy eh?
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Lol all of you have GREAT stories! XD but it's time to tell my weird,crazy stuff's o3o
So I was in Cape and these two purple and pink wolves (both female) and started asking me which one was cuter and started fighting over me o3o :
Purple wolf> YO PICK ME
Pink wolf>NO ):
Pink wolf>pick me and we'll have lots of cups and pups
Purple wolf>pick me and we'll have more
Me>I think your both nice but i cant choose (didnt want to be mean XD)
Me>I dont want any of you sorry
Purple wolf>PLEASE WE WILL HAVE GOOD TIME TOGETHER
Pink wolf>Im over with you you think she's better mate
Me>Look I don't want any of you!
Purple wolf>but you still think im better looking though?
Me>I think you're both good looking but i don't want a mate
Pink wolf> *Bleep* YOU -Offline
Purple wolf>NO DONT GO NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID -runs away-
Derpy eh?
I hate when people fight over a character... Childish much.
Well, I'm at the Cinema... Koopsteeks, and ramen noodles 'flying everywhere'... xP
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Lol all of you have GREAT stories! XD but it's time to tell my weird,crazy stuff's o3o
So I was in Cape and these two purple and pink wolves (both female) and started asking me which one was cuter and started fighting over me o3o :
Purple wolf> YO PICK ME
Pink wolf>NO ):
Pink wolf>pick me and we'll have lots of cups and pups
Purple wolf>pick me and we'll have more
Me>I think your both nice but i cant choose (didnt want to be mean XD)
Me>I dont want any of you sorry
Purple wolf>PLEASE WE WILL HAVE GOOD TIME TOGETHER
Pink wolf>Im over with you you think she's better mate
Me>Look I don't want any of you!
Purple wolf>but you still think im better looking though?
Me>I think you're both good looking but i don't want a mate
Pink wolf> *Bleep* YOU -Offline
Purple wolf>NO DONT GO NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID -runs away-
Derpy eh?
I'm a girl, and I don't understand what just happened. Lawl.
I was sitting in Ficho and this conversation happened, right next to me:
(I forgot their names, this was like a couple months ago.)
Wolf1: *Hides making fortress*
Wolf2: Hello.
Wolf1: Ignore it. It'll go away.
Wolf3: Hawllo! o3o *Derpy Herp*
Me: WTF just happened?!
Wolf4: *Is smartaculler then any wolf or lion*
Me: Hurrr... Wut?
Me: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Wolf4: What you see is your stupidness.
Me: And what you see, is my epicness. NOW GET OUT!
Wolf4: Ok. *Logs off*
Wolf1: Lets go follow him!
Wolves1, 2, 3: *Logs off in unison*
Me: Wut... Just happened?
I still have no idea.
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I was with my pack and the alpha got an unexpected visit from a tailess wolf:
TailessWolf:(he says to us remember the tailess wolf is a he)Man tails are for *beep*.(then he says to alpha)Cmon remove it this makes you more smexy(or something like that)
Alpha:No thank you this is a realistic Rp now can you please leave?
TailessWolf:No
Alpha:Why may I ask?
TailessWolf:Because I love you!
Alpha:WHAT THE *BEEP*???
Wolf from our pack:O.o...
TailessWolf:We're gonna marry!!
Alpha:No thanks.
TailessWolf:Why?
Alpha:For god's sake Im not g*y
TW:Im still gonna marry you!!
Friend:-pokes TW and he faints.He drags him out of den and thrws him in river-
TW:(buttswings)Yeah im gonna marry!(sings Im sexy and I know it)
Friend:You're godmodding too huh?DUDe,I threw you in water!
So please people dont act so stupid.
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I was with my pack and the alpha got an unexpected visit from a tailess wolf:
TailessWolf:(he says to us remember the tailess wolf is a he)Man tails are for *beep*.(then he says to alpha)Cmon remove it this makes you more smexy(or something like that)
Alpha:No thank you this is a realistic Rp now can you please leave?
TailessWolf:No
Alpha:Why may I ask?
TailessWolf:Because I love you!
Alpha:WHAT THE *BEEP*???
Wolf from our pack:O.o...
TailessWolf:We're gonna marry!!
Alpha:No thanks.
TailessWolf:Why?
Alpha:For god's sake Im not g*y
TW:Im still gonna marry you!!
Friend:-pokes TW and he faints.He drags him out of den and thrws him in river-
TW:(buttswings)Yeah im gonna marry!(sings Im sexy and I know it)
Friend:You're godmodding too huh?DUDe,I threw you in water!
So please people dont act so stupid.
Whoa whoa whoa. XD In what way does not jumping into a river cause someone says they threw you in God modding. :PThat's just being a troll. Godmodding is "I SHOOT YOU WITH LIGHTNING. NO DODGE OR MISS." XD
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Funny stories, and Who like mhine??
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Oh I just remembered something me and my friend once did(a few months ago).(using real names) I am Tsula and he is Ray
On Ascension island's general chat:
Ray: Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking, there is absolutely no cause for alarm.
Tsula: Your wings are not on fire!
Ray: You will find your life jackets under your seats
Tsula: I'm sorry you will find them on the racks above your heads! But you do not have to fasten your safety belts!
Ray: Please remove the luggage in the racks above your heads and place them in the racks on the other side of the aircraft!
Tsula: except the hand luggage!
Ray: Which you shall...
Tsula: Sit on!
*after a brief pause*
Ray: Hang on,
Tsula: what?
Ray: they all jumped out! D:
Tsula: O-o
this caused so many "Wtf"'s in general we started doing the Monty python fruit sketch, then any other sketch we could think of XD
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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lol ikr?
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AMG! I just remembered something! This happened a few weeks ago!
Me: Hmm... We need to do something fun...
Friend: *sees someone running* HEY! YO! YOU RUNNING! THIS IS A NO SPEEDING ZONE!
Person: *runs over to us* What? Serious?
Me: Yes we're serious. This is a 1 MPH zone. Now you're going to be ticketed and fined with 5 weeks of ban.
Friend: And you must pay $5,000 payable to the gamemakers of Feral Heart.
Me: If you refuse to accept the charges you will be arrested and banned till further notice.
Person: NO! I can't afford that!
Friend: He's resisting arrest!
Me: Your charges have been raised to $10,000 dollars. 10k for each officer present as well.
Friend: Actually that's $20,000. A new amendment in the law doubles the fine if 2 officers are present. So that's $20,000 for Feral Heart, and $40,000 payable to the two officers.
Me: Well that's a grand total of $60,000.
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: You do the crime, you pay the fine, you serve the time
Me: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do, can and will be used against you in the court of law.
Person: I can't afford this! -flies away and is never seen again-
Me: Wow... I can't believe they actually believed us...
Friend: I thought they knew we were kidding...
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Lol XDDDD
In Anlantis
SpottedBreeze: Hey, you look hot wanna kiss my Spottedbutt?
Hawkclaw: Wat?
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AMG! I just remembered something! This happened a few weeks ago!
Me: Hmm... We need to do something fun...
Friend: *sees someone running* HEY! YO! YOU RUNNING! THIS IS A NO SPEEDING ZONE!
Person: *runs over to us* What? Serious?
Me: Yes we're serious. This is a 1 MPH zone. Now you're going to be ticketed and fined with 5 weeks of ban.
Friend: And you must pay $5,000 payable to the gamemakers of Feral Heart.
Me: If you refuse to accept the charges you will be arrested and banned till further notice.
Person: NO! I can't afford that!
Friend: He's resisting arrest!
Me: Your charges have been raised to $10,000 dollars. 10k for each officer present as well.
Friend: Actually that's $20,000. A new amendment in the law doubles the fine if 2 officers are present. So that's $20,000 for Feral Heart, and $40,000 payable to the two officers.
Me: Well that's a grand total of $60,000.
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: You do the crime, you pay the fine, you serve the time
Me: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do, can and will be used against you in the court of law.
Person: I can't afford this! -flies away and is never seen again-
Me: Wow... I can't believe they actually believed us...
Friend: I thought they knew we were kidding...
Omigosh! LOL!
One time this happened to me (Me), and my friend (Waterproof) :
Me: *Is a bat and sucks Waterproof's blood*
Waterproof: *Shakes me butt*
Me: My butt! *Huggles Waterproof's butt*
Waterproof: Brb.
Me: K, tyt.
Waterproof: *Logs off*
Me: *Waits for Waterproof*
Random wolf group: *Takes Me away*
Me: Nuuuu! I'm is waiting for me butt cheek!
RWG: Wut?
Me: Nuuu!
Batproof: *Is Waterproof*
Me: Me butt cheek!
Batproof: Who is these guys?
RWG: *Runs away in fright*
Me: *Is now a chain*
Batproof: Nuuu!
Me: *Chains self to Batproof* MWHAHAHAHA!
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Well, this had happened at the FeralHeart Cinema, before the movie.
I was crouching around, and I was on the side post thing. And another wolf came on it. Here is the whole conversation of the people around us.
Person1: I ish hungry.
Me: Then go get some food at the snacky shop. :3
Person2: *runs to the snack shop*
Person1: *Follows*
Person2: *Hides in corner waiting for -person1- to come.*
Person1: Okay, let's see...
Person2: *Dumps a bowl of ramen on -person1-'s head* Hair!! -e-
Person1: ... *throws chopsticks at you*
Me: Choopsticks!
Person2: *Shoves chopsticks up -person1-'s nose*
Person3: ugh
Me: Lol
And... That continued... :P
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this happened to me a little while ago
Person1: I'm bored...
Person2:Hey bored nice to meet you!
Me: Pancakes...
Person1: Pancakes?
Me: Pancakes!
Person1: Ice cream...
Person2: Why you scream!?
Me: Because.... Pancakes!
Person2: I wander what pancakes means...
Me: It means... Waffles!
Person2: Do you like waffles!
Person1: No :3
Me: -Gasp- How could you! -Strangles-
Person2: But I'm allergic to what's in them :c
Me: That's no excuse!
Person2: But I will die if I eat them :(
Me: That's still no excuse!
Person1: Ladies, Ladies, Break it up!
Me: Heeeeey.
Person2: I'm not a lady!
Me: let's get her!
Ps. I was a boy. Person2 was a boy and Person1 was also a boy :3
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I was at the "Continued Dracinetyrs" room. and here is what happened:
person1: *snheezez*
person4: *phees on person1/2/3/Citrus
Citrus(me): EWWW
person 5 comes in the room and sayuhz: EWWW what? Im just hiding here from some peoples
person3: HEY YOU GOT 3 MINUTES UNTIL YOUR BANN!
person5: NOOOOOOOO NO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
person4: OH SH*T I GOTTA RUN
the person3 turned to actually ban my friend for only 3 minutes LOL. Which was weird
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I was in bonfire... Playing as a fox kit. And out of no where this wolf comes by, snatches me up, takes me to the top of the hill, holds me over the cliff and says
"Become a wolf, or I will drop you."
O.o Hey now... No need to get hostile with le foxies... DX
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Oh my lord it's 3:30 am and I started laughing really hard and my sister came ino my room and is like:
Wtf I'm trying to sleep!
Me: but it's funny!
Sister: What is?
Me: Shows a post to her-
Sister: -laughs really hard-
:3
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Lol! Imma try to think of another time... hmnnnn... Aha
One day, I decided to play as a crocodile. A bunch of kids come up to me... poking me. Some with sticks.
me: -.-
kid1: HIYA GO PONY GOOO
me: -.-
kid2: *le whips*
me: D':
kid3: Your hurting it! You need to hit him harder so he feels it!
Me: HIM?!
kid2: *SMACKS WITH LOG*
me: YOWZA I will bite you!
Kid3: Mush! mush!
Me: *mumble swims around* D': IM ABUSSEEDDDDDD
Cant believe I almost forgot that. -.-
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This happened to me today when I was rping as a lion:
Me: so you guys wanna go our territory now?
Members: Sure.
Random Pup: Will you be my daddy?
Me: I-I'm a lion :(
Random Pup: To bad! If its a problem I will make my older bro rape your mate!
Older Bro: -Humps my mate and makes pregnant-
Me: D:
Pup: -Is born- Now your my daddy :D
Me: D:
Pup: -Flirts with adult female lion-
Female Lion: ?
Pup: -Humps lionesses leg-
Female Lion: My leg does not like this :(
Me: D:
Pup: -Goes down on knees- Will you marry me?
Female Lion: No.
Pup: Then I must kidnap you! Bro, take her away!
Older Bro: -Ties up lion and takes her away-
I Actually never seen that lion again :( but I saw in the distant the pup as a teen actually mating with her :/ it was awkward cause the female lion was typing noises like "Uh uh, oh ya". Me and my pride were sitting there like :o
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IN GENERAL:
Someone:This is SPPPPAAAAMMM
Someone 2: NO THIS IS PATRICK
Someone 3: This is sparta!
Me: It's over 9000!!!!!
all: XD
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You know you could of banned the pup for that. Mating in Public maps isnt allowed.
Anyway, yesterday a bunch of us in assention island were quoting ASDF mivie. It was funny cause I didnt think so many pepl on FH were tomska fans XD
oh and there was this person in i think either flourite or ficho, but her name was rainbow bolt, her comments went something like this
Rainbow: Oh please rainbowdash you know im faster than you!
*a few min later*
Rainbow: Im a winged unicorn, daughter of princess celestia and fastest pony ever!
I didnt say anything, but I had a major WTF moment XD
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Lol bone.
Ok, I was playing as a puppy. And then this happened (I feel so ashamed that I let it happen.) :
(Me used to be a fox kit. So... Yea.)
Me: *Looks for adoption center*
Shadow (Who was a random black wolf.) : *Eats kit*
Me: WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Shadow: I'm hungwy! (And he/she said it like a baby. o3e)
Me: Ok, I will now... Disappear! *Runs away*
Shadow and a bunch of other animals: *Claps*
Me: GET A LIFE!
(It was one of my 'Bad days.' Since I'm bipolar. ;n;)
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Lol bone.
Ok, I was playing as a puppy. And then this happened (I feel so ashamed that I let it happen.) :
(Me used to be a fox kit. So... Yea.)
Me: *Looks for adoption center*
Shadow (Who was a random black wolf.) : *Eats kit*
Me: WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Shadow: I'm hungwy! (And he/she said it like a baby. o3e)
Me: Ok, I will now... Disappear! *Runs away*
Shadow and a bunch of other animals: *Claps*
Me: GET A LIFE!
(It was one of my 'Bad days.' Since I'm bipolar. ;n;)
Aw Emo.
Well, I was at Bonfire, laying at the cliff(I always do that, gotta problem?) And there was a group of TLK rpers. And here was the conversations:
Kovu: Please mom, let me see Kiara.
Zira: no, you're not aloud
White dog: Geesh, I hate the lion king rpers... They do the things that would never be in the movie, and they make 'fake' cubs as there offspring.
Zira: hey, you have a problem with us rping here, you can leave...
Me: ...
White dog: *gets close to me >.>*
Me: Uh... Hello?
White dog: hide me
Me: O_O, alright...
White dog: *Hides under your belly*
Me: O.O
White dog: I'm sorry
Me: ... Stop saying your sorry, you're not sorry... You're not doing anything!
White dog: Don't yell at me! *hides face with paws*
Me: -facepaw-
I didn't understand that at all... :P
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lol aweu
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Lol bone.
Ok, I was playing as a puppy. And then this happened (I feel so ashamed that I let it happen.) :
(Me used to be a fox kit. So... Yea.)
Me: *Looks for adoption center*
Shadow (Who was a random black wolf.) : *Eats kit*
Me: WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Shadow: I'm hungwy! (And he/she said it like a baby. o3e)
Me: Ok, I will now... Disappear! *Runs away*
Shadow and a bunch of other animals: *Claps*
Me: GET A LIFE!
(It was one of my 'Bad days.' Since I'm bipolar. ;n;)
Aw Emo.
Well, I was at Bonfire, laying at the cliff(I always do that, gotta problem?) And there was a group of TLK rpers. And here was the conversations:
Kovu: Please mom, let me see Kiara.
Zira: no, you're not aloud
White dog: Geesh, I hate the lion king rpers... They do the things that would never be in the movie, and they make 'fake' cubs as there offspring.
Zira: hey, you have a problem with us rping here, you can leave...
Me: ...
White dog: *gets close to me >.>*
Me: Uh... Hello?
White dog: hide me
Me: O_O, alright...
White dog: *Hides under your belly*
Me: O.O
White dog: I'm sorry
Me: ... Stop saying your sorry, you're not sorry... You're not doing anything!
White dog: Don't yell at me! *hides face with paws*
Me: -facepaw-
I didn't understand that at all... :P
Lol. And, it's ok. I mostly have 'Good days' but today is an 'Off day.' So... Yeah... o3o
Me was in a map my friend made, for like her pack or whatever. And I guess this one lion got ahold of it. Well, they could, it was a public map. Anyway. This happened.
Me (Still a fox kit) : Waterproof...
Waterproof: Yea? What'chu want?!
Me: O.e<----<< Someone shot my eye with an arrow.
Random lion: Muwhaaa!
Me: Wut just happened?
Waterproof: I don't know...
-Gir has entered-
Waterproof: Gir!
Me: GIR! COME HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU!
Gir: Where?
Me: Here; In my spot.
RL: I want to love you Me. *Cries*
Me: *To RL* I hate you, go die in a hole.
Waterproof: Too bad Me, Gir is mine.
Me: Fine, stupid lion. Water, you win.
I haven't seen the lion since, and a ton of wolf and lion cubs grouped around me, afterward. O.e It was all at the same time, and I remember the --Well, I used too-- lion's user. And none of the cubs (Wolf and lion) were him/her. I wonder what happened that day.
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Woa....
Me:HEY! YOU!
Taxi: Who me?
Me: YEAH TAXI YOU SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG!
Taxi:dont yell at me :"(
Me:Well, Wat are you doing?
Taxi: Makeing love to this mushroom
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In General:
Lol Fartstar of Fartclan.
Poopstar.
SPARTASTAR!!!!! LOL.
Crapclan.
getalifeclan
SHUTUPSTAR OF BEQUIETCLAN.
lol trollstar of trollclan
spamclan
internetclan
Yourmomstar
lol kitkit! From this day on you shall be known as kitpaw!
NO! peltpaw. you shall now be known as peltpelt!
Guys stop makin fun of warriors.
lololololnoononono lionpaw from this day on you will be known as LIONTURD!
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0__0
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lol wow.
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I said I AM FIVE AND I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION in General in Flurite on accident LOL it made everyone say WTF!?!?!? ARE YOU SAYING YOUR STUPID!?!'s everywhere. Lol,
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I said I AM FIVE AND I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION in General in Flurite on accident LOL it made everyone say WTF!?!?!? ARE YOU SAYING YOUR STUPID!?!'s everywhere. Lol,
I'd do that; if Fluorite let me in. It's like,
Me: *tries to enter Fluorite*
Server: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! HANSBHAGFEFUSFY
Me: FUUUUUUU-
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Soooooooo random O_O
CarpetStar: "Welcome all to this Gathering"
Rugfoot: "Our first Gathering as Houseclan"
SpiritStar (Me): Wat?
Chairpelt: "DONT INTERUPT!!!!"
Blazestar: FTW~?
SpiritStar: Idk...
CheeseStar: HIIIIIIIIIIII
Blasefoor:Wat?
Chairpelt: WHAT DID I SAY!!!?!
CarpetStar: And our twoleg threw us out and we named our self
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General:
.:Poopclan:. Realistic, literate, mapped warrior cats rp! Accepting all from the biggest cat to the smallest mouse crap!! See Mybootystar at the Cape portal to join!
Me: ... *Makes Crapkit*
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C'MON BHAHOODYPELT!
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Lol and the map was titled "Jhabuti". Lol like the place in Africa... but it sounds like... "Ja booty".
Omg it would be weird if someone made a poop rp. I bet someone has....
*searches groups*
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How do I Change my Avatar >.<
And...
Wats the name of the group?
I wanna join with my charrie Pooppelt, shes brown like poop!
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Go to "Account forum/profile info" I think.
My group is called Crapclan. Send a join request. xDDD
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Okay :D
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lol I was just in the south pole, and the main six ponies(minus flutter) were playing truth or dare XD
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o.-
Cape: FEED ME A MAP
Me: Wat?
Cape: Kovu hired me to yell that
Me: NO! KOVU WOULNT DO TAT!
Cape:LLLLLIIIIAAAAAR!!!!
Me: Wat?
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>.e
Lol group chat was leaking and some guy was swearing like crazy. I just... left... >3<
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^ Woah.... 0_0
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Ok, this is a story my friend told me. It all happened in Ficho. (Before the new rooms.)
A group leak happened and then this happened:
Schoolbus (Group): I don't know why, but I'm watching Big Bad Beatle Wars. :I
Waterproof (Whisper): You do know that your group chat is leaking, right?
Schoolbus (Still in group): Someone just randomly PMed me: You do know --- Oh sh**
Waterproof (Local): *Yells at* WATCH YO MOUTH!
Schoolbus (Local): Sorry.
I don't know what happened, but she had this face on as she told me: >I
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Oh wow.
There was a party leak a LONG time ago on FH +, and some people were talking about...
Disturbing things you learn in health class. In other words, I'd rather not repeat it on the forum. >3<
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LOL group chat leaks are the best. Once I was at stone bridge chilling, then this group chat says,
"He looks at her. Tensing his muscles to show how muscular he is. -nuzzles her gently-"
AMG I died after that.
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x'DDDD If only they knew you saw that message...
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IKR. If only i could see their face. XD
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OH I REMEMBER SOMETHING. My friend thought this was hilarious when I said this.
Me: *has been trying to access the server for hours*
Me: *logs into Southpole and whispers friend* Hey, sorry the server is derping and won't let me into Fluorite.
Friend: NUH!!! Try again! One more time! For me!
Me: Fine.... >_>
Me: *tries again six times and is very frustrated.*
Me: *gets in on last try and screams into local* OH MY GOD I BROKE THROUGH THE MATRIX!!!!
Friend: *is standing nearby* LMFAO
Me: ._.
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Lol!
This all happened in general. :I
Me: *Tries to get to Flourite* *Log in failure*
Me: *Logs in 7 more times* Finally!
Random Person: Hola!
Me: I'm in Hawii?!
RP: Yes! Opalasence, help me!
RP2: Nuuuuuuu!
RP: Fuuuuuuu!
Me: Wut?
Waterproof: You made it!
Me: Yush!
RP3: Come join something! And you get a free cake!
Waterproof: I wantes teh cake!
Me: Nuuuuuu! *Smackles cake**
Waterproof: *Smackles* Me's coke and cookie*
Me: I've got a black hole going into your kitchens, stealing all of yous cokes and cookies! *Points to everyone in the Plains and smackles* Water with fish*
Me: -Logs off-
(*- Smakles: Tackles and smacks at the same time. :I)
We derp around a lot.
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Wow random there XD Awesome
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I was with my pack and the alpha got an unexpected visit from a tailess wolf:
TailessWolf:(he says to us remember the tailess wolf is a he)Man tails are for *beep*.(then he says to alpha)Cmon remove it this makes you more smexy(or something like that)
Alpha:No thank you this is a realistic Rp now can you please leave?
TailessWolf:No
Alpha:Why may I ask?
TailessWolf:Because I love you!
Alpha:WHAT THE *BEEP*???
Wolf from our pack:O.o...
TailessWolf:We're gonna marry!!
Alpha:No thanks.
TailessWolf:Why?
Alpha:For god's sake Im not g*y
TW:Im still gonna marry you!!
Friend:-pokes TW and he faints.He drags him out of den and thrws him in river-
TW:(buttswings)Yeah im gonna marry!(sings Im sexy and I know it)
Friend:You're godmodding too huh?DUDe,I threw you in water!
So please people dont act so stupid.
Whoa whoa whoa. XD In what way does not jumping into a river cause someone says they threw you in God modding. :PThat's just being a troll. Godmodding is "I SHOOT YOU WITH LIGHTNING. NO DODGE OR MISS." XD
Blame my friend for that not me
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Lol!
This all happened in general. :I
Me: *Tries to get to Flourite* *Log in failure*
Me: *Logs in 7 more times* Finally!
Random Person: Hola!
Me: I'm in Hawii?!
RP: Yes! Opalasence, help me!
RP2: Nuuuuuuu!
RP: Fuuuuuuu!
Me: Wut?
Waterproof: You made it!
Me: Yush!
RP3: Come join something! And you get a free cake!
Waterproof: I wantes teh cake!
Me: Nuuuuuu! *Smackles cake**
Waterproof: *Smackles* Me's coke and cookie*
Me: I've got a black hole going into your kitchens, stealing all of yous cokes and cookies! *Points to everyone in the Plains and smackles* Water with fish*
Me: -Logs off-
(*- Smakles: Tackles and smacks at the same time. :I)
We derp around a lot.
Hola is spanish. XD Aloha is Hawaii. Amg that was the funniest thing to me. ho ho ho.
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Yurp. But, I was derping and tired. It was like... 3:00 when I did it. :I
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o.o Im scared now
Me shouting at my computer to let me into Florite: FFFFFFF LEET MEEEE IIIIINN!
Then this poped up: CONNECTION FAIL CONNECTION FAIL! please rebooty your computer
Me: FTW?
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General:
.:Poopclan:. Realistic, literate, mapped warrior cats rp! Accepting all from the biggest cat to the smallest mouse crap!! See Mybootystar at the Cape portal to join!
Me: ... *Makes Crapkit*
So funny if I ever get to see advertising for groups like this on general Im gonna be the first one who will join it! XD
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Amg Emo Gir, your icon is awesome. XD))
Okay, imma try and think of something funny... uh.. OH YEAH! I got something.
Friend: *crawls up into a tall tree*
Me: You're a wolf. How the f*** did you get up there.
Friend: I USED MAGIC DIPSTER!
Me: ._. *walks away*
Friend: NO! Come back and sit in the shade of my magic tree.
Me: Nuh. Crap magic's gonna fall out of dat tree.
Friend: NUH COME HERE!
Me: *lights tree on fire*
Friend: OH F***! WHY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!
Me: *trollface* Tee hee.
Friend: NUUUH! *waves fiery branches around.
Me: I'll help you put it out. *dumps gasoline on the fire*
Friend: You're evil.
Me: No. I'm just expressive and creative. The fire symbolizes my burning desire for friendship. You burning alive symbolizes me getting over it.
Friend: e_e
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Lol.
Powerplaying is stupid and dumb.
Well I was in Ficho Tunnel with my friend(who recently joined), we were playing it the night before. And I showed her everything, so then, she was flying in Ficho. Here is our conversation: (in whisper)
Me: Hey, I'm gonna be in Flourite Plains, wanna come?
Friend: where is that?
Me: It's at the end of Ficho
Friend: where?
Me: Here :P
Friend: oh sorry
Me: It's alright
Friend: bye
Me: ...
I dunno.
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Hilarious,I huggle anyone who is near me. :P
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In Impressive World:
Person: LOL HAI PEEPS IMMA GO TO FH AND MAKE A HOBO.
In Feral-Heart:
Hobo: Gimme some change and your soul little boy.
Me: I'm a girl.
Hobo: Nope your a boy i'm sure of it
Me: *You're O3O Nope I'm a girl. How would you know anyways... wait... actually I don't want to know.
Hobo: I see you when your sleeping. I know when your awake...
Me: *Running*
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o.o
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(Sorry for duble post, but I also saw the magic hobo)
Me: Why hello there :"()
Hobo: GIMMEH ALL YOUR MONEY
Me: Wat?
Hobo: PUT THE MONEY IN MY HOBO SACK
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I've seen the hobo. And a large group of hobos in a city map (Which used Waterproofs, and used to be public. Untill the hobos came.) and they were around a large dumpster fire.
Hobo1: *Throws a chair in the fire to keep it lit*
H2: God, it's cold.
Me: Hey gu-- Why are you HOBOS?!
H3: 'Cuz, cities need hobos.
Waterproof: Nuhuh! I live in a city, and there are no hobos. Only large hitchhickers.
Me: Lol.
H1: Wut?! What city.
Me and Waterproof: Wes not tellings yous! You hobos!
Me: Wait, actually, we live in this city. o3o
Waterproof: Wut?!
Hobo group: Wut?!
Me: Well, you said we. You never said us in Irl. *Sticks out tounge*
Hobo kid: *Sounds like a real man* Hey sweety. Wanna go out?
Me: You do know that I'm older then you, right?
And it went on from there. It's too long to tell you the whole story. Anyway, after like a hour or so, all the hobos got aggrivated and left, so did Water. I was the last girl standing. After wandering the city, I logged off. Never seen a FeralHeart hobo since.
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o.o
I have a FH Stalker...
Me: Well....
Bomba: Whos that?
Me: IDK.... OMG Its Snooki :D.... Nu! Shes in head :O
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I have multiple stalkers, unfortuently >.<' They don't know how to leave me alone. Lol, Snooki xD Speaking of which... I recently ran into the 'Feral Shore'(I made da best punz eva! >:3), it was funny watching them create drama. I have never watch Jersey Shore, but I am familiar with the name and the show.
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I got one to share! Sort of paraphrasing, really, but here it is:
Magic Pink Wolfie: What up you two?
Canine 1: Nothing, just dying.
Magic Pink Wolfie: I can heal you.
Canine: It's not something you can heal, really. Just starving.
Magic Pink Wolfie: I can heal hunger. *smiles*
Canine: By letting us eat you? =D
Canine2: That would be nice.
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Well I have something that happend to me today(Im Tsula once more and my cuz is ray)
On Assention Island
Ray(waiting for me) : zzz
Tsula(climbing to him) : *throws acorn at Ray*
Ray: *poink* mmphf?
Ray: zzz
Tsula: *Throws ten acorns at him*
Ray: How does that even work? there are no oak trees nearby.
Tsula: LOGIC MEANS NOTHING!
Ray: Says the dancing fox...
and so the conversation went, untill
Tsula: *throws jar of penut butter at ray*
Ray: Tsula, what's this?
Tsula: Its penut butter, eat some.
Ray: Whats penut butter?
Tsula: I dunno.
Ray: *licks jar* it has no taste.
Tsula: You have to open the jar
Ray: Tsula, what's a jar?
Tsula: I dunno.
Ray: (says something about it being illogical, can't remember precisely what)
Tsula: LOGIC MEANS NOTHING!
Ray: Says the dancing fox...
(this convo was a mini roleplay, thats why he is asking what penut butter is XD)
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Healers. Lol, they never heal me 'cause I die right when they come! @.@ I am so mean sometimes. xD
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This happened to me today when I was rping as a lion:
Me: so you guys wanna go our territory now?
Members: Sure.
Random Pup: Will you be my daddy?
Me: I-I'm a lion :(
Random Pup: To bad! If its a problem I will make my older bro rape your mate!
Older Bro: -Humps my mate and makes pregnant-
Me: D:
Pup: -Is born- Now your my daddy :D
Me: D:
Pup: -Flirts with adult female lion-
Female Lion: ?
Pup: -Humps lionesses leg-
Female Lion: My leg does not like this :(
Me: D:
Pup: -Goes down on knees- Will you marry me?
Female Lion: No.
Pup: Then I must kidnap you! Bro, take her away!
Older Bro: -Ties up lion and takes her away-
I Actually never seen that lion again :( but I saw in the distant the pup as a teen actually mating with her :/ it was awkward cause the female lion was typing noises like "Uh uh, oh ya". Me and my pride were sitting there like :o
You could have reported the lion and the pup for doing that, but this amused me for some strange reason though it's against the rules. XD
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:D HAHA happened late last night! (I had been talking to this person for about 60 seconds prior)
person: :O hey vallez!
Me: Si senor? :)
person: HI! can I add you to friends?
Me: Sure :)
person tramples me trying to click me :/
person: SORRY almst hav it!
Me: Want me to stand up? Or request you instead? C:
person: no no i almost got it
Me: Okie
Person continues to trample. I friend request the person. He/she denies
Me: I think it would just be easier to maybe accept mine?
Person: i search you on friends searc bAR one sec
Me: Okie. :)
person disconnects.
Me: I'M SO ABUSED D': TT.TT
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^ xDDDD
Me: *Sees a floating wolf* (They were glitching.)
Person: lawlz im riden them cowboy
Me: ...
Person: lol TROLOLOLOLOLOL (they were getting in the middle of someone's rp)
Rper 1: GTFO COWGIRL
Person: laaaaaaawl im rdin the pony lol look at me YEE HAW YEE HAW YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAW!
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todai sense i dont have my keyboard, I typed IM A 2 YEAR OLD SO EVERYONE BE ETUPID lol.....
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:D HAHA happened late last night! (I had been talking to this person for about 60 seconds prior)
person: :O hey vallez!
Me: Si senor? :)
person: HI! can I add you to friends?
Me: Sure :)
person tramples me trying to click me :/
person: SORRY almst hav it!
Me: Want me to stand up? Or request you instead? C:
person: no no i almost got it
Me: Okie
Person continues to trample. I friend request the person. He/she denies
Me: I think it would just be easier to maybe accept mine?
Person: i search you on friends searc bAR one sec
Me: Okie. :)
person disconnects.
Me: I'M SO ABUSED D': TT.TT
That person is one of the persones who prefer to take the hard path.If he didnt wanted to acept your request he could write your username and then click the ADD button thatIts there for some reason.XD
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:D HAHA happened late last night! (I had been talking to this person for about 60 seconds prior)
person: :O hey vallez!
Me: Si senor? :)
person: HI! can I add you to friends?
Me: Sure :)
person tramples me trying to click me :/
person: SORRY almst hav it!
Me: Want me to stand up? Or request you instead? C:
person: no no i almost got it
Me: Okie
Person continues to trample. I friend request the person. He/she denies
Me: I think it would just be easier to maybe accept mine?
Person: i search you on friends searc bAR one sec
Me: Okie. :)
person disconnects.
Me: I'M SO ABUSED D': TT.TT
That person is one of the persones who prefer to take the hard path.If he didnt wanted to acept your request he could write your username and then click the ADD button thatIts there for some reason.XD
Lol XD totally. Never accept help! EVER Lol
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I've seen the literate version of RejectClan, which no longer exists DX
(ToiletStar) "Let all cats old enough to catch junk food gather beneath the retarded mountain for a clan meeting." The White tom announced, then flicked his tail to the side.
(KFCkit) KFCkit looked up from the bush she appeared to be stalking, the she-cat had been looking for some Kentucky Fried Chicken to catch.
(GrenadeBomb) *Walks up to High rock and sits*\
(KFCkit) (umm, it's the 'Retarded mountain ewe)
(GrenadeBomb) HFJJFHDFHFJ *Spazzes*))
BillyBob: Guys....I found a peach! *Holds up peach*
(ToiletStar) AYE! This is a LITERATE clan, not semi-literate!!! >U
PussBoots: Dood, it's a flippin reject clan BU
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I see a lot of angry people at the temple.
I think that was the same girl.
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XP What was her name. For me it was like... Inju the Mare or whatever, I can't really remember. :I It was sometime ago.
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I can't remember her name. I remember one thing... she couldn't spell. xD
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Whenever I go to the temple, I get sat on by people having a turkey dinner...
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X.X
Today: HELLO!
Me: Helooo
Snooki: IM SNOOKI FROM THE TV SHOW
Me: Yes, and Im Erica from Teenwolf
Snooki: Grabs Eica and om noms her lips
Me: O_O
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I saw that one angry person in Flourite today...
Them: *Butting into my rp* HAI LOL I WANNA BE UR MATE
Me: No. My mate is right here.
My mate: *Waves*
Them: STFU BOTH OF U I HATE U SO MUCH U GUYS SUCK
Me: Sure. ANYWAYS...
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LOL! Glitch!
Ok, this happened to me, TODAY!
Random Mare: Hello, are you Emo?
Uni Mutt (Me.): Wut did you just ask me?
RM: Are you emo?
UM: Yes. Actually, I am. Thank you for asking, you random person.
RM: Derp.
UM: Derpity derp derp. :I Happy?
RM: Derpy hooves!
And then in Ficho, this happened in general.
Wolfie_Lover (Me.): LOLOLOL! I just saw an unborn fox! A walking fetus!
NeonSprinkles (Or something like that.): Lol!
Then, it happened on Bonfire.
lspluvie (Or something like that.): Fea unborn pup looking for fea mother.
Wolfie_Lover: The term is fae, not fea.
NeonSprinkles: Oh, I thought you said fetus.
lspluvie: Oh, oops, typo.
Wolfie_Lover: Yep, walking fetuses are very popular.
Well, they are. :I
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lol I was in AI once and found someone called "Unborn Dragon Egg" ok seriously, WTF a double fetus? XD
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xDDD
I saw a talking, walking, and really animated fetus in bonfire:
Unborn kit: *bites startwinkle*<===(Okay seriously, STARTWINKLE? Wtf...))
Startwinkle: *screeches in pain as blood gushes from the bite*
Unborn kit: *snarlz and leaps on her* I HAT U <=== ("Hat")
Startwinke: *bleeds to death*
Me: Okay really. No. Please. No.
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lol how can a fetus even kil anyone aside from death from birth. What is this, I dont even... XD
*meanwhile*
Tsula: LOGIC MEANS NOTHING!
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Lol
I see two twin kittens, with both the same usernames. I asked them how that was possible, and they said it was a glitch, that account froze and they were able to get on it again. It was so funny, everyone was like "HOW!?" x3
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e.e
Person: IM GONNA HACK UR ACCOUNT
Me: Sure.
Person: I KNOW UR PASSWORD LOL
Me: Okay what is it?
Person: DRAGONS
Me: PFFFTHAHAHA!!! Not even close.
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e.e
Person: IM GONNA HACK UR ACCOUNT
Me: Sure.
Person: I KNOW UR PASSWORD LOL
Me: Okay what is it?
Person: DRAGONS
Me: PFFFTHAHAHA!!! Not even close.
This conversation above = fail hacking.
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Lol.
Okay... I see a person named Cheese... and all they said was "CHEESE SANDWICHES FOR EVERYONE!" And -throws them in the air to everyone-...so nomnomnonmnonomn
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lol.
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Tee hee:
Person: Omg can I have your character.
Me: ... no?
Person: Why not?
Me: ....
Person: *Leaves and copies my character*
Me: ... you messed up the colors...
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Tee hee:
Person: Omg can I have your character.
Me: ... no?
Person: Why not?
Me: ....
Person: *Leaves and copies my character*
Me: ... you messed up the colors...
I witnessed something similar, except I wasn't the victim. The girl who got her character copied didn't say anything about it, despite sitting on the other end of the rock. Copycats mostly turn out to make uglier versions of their victims. Sad, really.
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it is indeed :P
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In Ficho Tunnel or something yesterday, people in general chat were going stuff like...
"VOTE FOR MITT ROMNEY!"
"OBAMA KILLS HORSES!"
"MAKE MITT ROMNEY THE PRESIDENT!"
wut
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In Ficho Tunnel or something yesterday, people in general chat were going stuff like...
"VOTE FOR MITT ROMNEY!"
"OBAMA KILLS HORSES!"
"MAKE MITT ROMNEY THE PRESIDENT!"
wut
PFFFFTHAHAWTF.
I saw a wolf named Obama a long time ago. e.e
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The weirdest thing i ever heard was like that
I was the leader of a pack and was looking for members, there I saw a person rping so I sat and watched that person to hunt I saw was a guy who seemed to be good Rper
.I said:Hi yo
. and then
He said = Go away Jerk
.I Said: |: ... oh wait a minute do not want to get into my wolf rp? just to help me please ..? :)
-he started to crawl and came close to me and He said- Runs like a ninja and ripped her head out!
. Me : What the hell o.o
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The weirdest thing i ever heard was like that
I was the leader of a pack and was looking for members, there I saw a person rping so I sat and watched that person to hunt I saw was a guy who seemed to be good so I said RPER
. and then
He said = Go away silly
. I: ... oo wait a minute do not want to get into my wolf rp? just to help me please ..? :)
he starts to crawl and came close to me and He said to run like a ninja and pulled her head out-
I: -.: -? what the hell ..
That makes no sense... e.e
Lol:
Littletail: ITS CUZ GOOPSTARS BEIN A JERK!! (WTF is with the bad warrior names.)
Goopstar: omg am not!!!
Littletail: r 2!!
Me: D 2!!
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The weirdest thing i ever heard was like that
I was the leader of a pack and was looking for members, there I saw a person rping so I sat and watched that person to hunt I saw was a guy who seemed to be good so I said RPER
. and then
He said = Go away silly
. I: ... oo wait a minute do not want to get into my wolf rp? just to help me please ..? :)
he starts to crawl and came close to me and He said to run like a ninja and pulled her head out-
I: -.: -? what the hell ..
That makes no sense... e.e
Lol:
Littletail: ITS CUZ GOOPSTARS BEIN A JERK!! (WTF is with the bad warrior names.)
Goopstar: omg am not!!!
Littletail: r 2!!
Me: D 2!!
Explain that to the guy that said it to me XD!
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xDDD
Shiranui: FUUUUUUUU I SAID SUNRISE!!
Shiranui: SHIRANUI TOLD THE SUN TO RISE A HALF-HOUR AGO. e.e
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lol dem okami fantards(I can be one myself sometimes) der everywhere XD
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I love Okami. e.e
I like Soul Eater more though... omg there was a big like... SE gathering.... e.e
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Me: WATS UPPP!!?
Derek: :D The Moon?
ME: Nope! This~ *Starts Danceing~
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xDDDD
Skrillex: BANGARANG!!! WE ROWDY! C'MON!!
Me: .... *gets on Deadmau5*
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Contenued:
Derek: Naw, like this *Headbang*
Me: o_o DEREKS RAPEING THAT ROCK!
Moomoo: AHHH!
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Lol me and my friend were hanging in Flourite:
Spirit: *Sits on rock*
Me... Spirit... you're floating.
Spirit: e.e No I'm not.
Me: Yes... yes you are.
Spirit: *glitches through the rock*
Me: O.O
Spirit: AAAAAAAAAAH THE ROCK ATE ME!!
*Tells General*
Person: Okay. We HAVE to kill this rock before it eats anyone else.
Me: Asdhjkyua
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Someone was giving out "zombie cookies".
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Lol me and my friend were hanging in Flourite:
Spirit: *Sits on rock*
Me... Spirit... you're floating.
Spirit: e.e No I'm not.
Me: Yes... yes you are.
Spirit: *glitches through the rock*
Me: O.O
Spirit: AAAAAAAAAAH THE ROCK ATE ME!!
*Tells General*
Person: Okay. We HAVE to kill this rock before it eats anyone else.
Me: Asdhjkyua
The glitch ate that guy not the poor rock.
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O_o
Also:
Connta F Zorse: IM A ZEBRA AND HORE MIX!
Me: Dont you mean Horse?
Connta: Nope
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Fluttershy: MY LITTLE PNY MY LITTLE PONY AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LITTLE PONY.
Me: ... no. Leave me alone. x.x
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I was hanging around the stone bridge when someone typed on general:
Someone:Attention evryone,Attention evryone!Meet me at N/Z tree to try out our brand new COUCH!!!!Doesn't bite,it's fluffeh,can take it in your car along your family and go with it on holiday. and a good non-glitching furniture that can't wait to be in your living-room.Come here now and if you like it buy it at a reasonable price with 50000(money here i forgot their name).The best couch ever you'll never forget!
Sounds a little weird.Im wondering if somene DID bought it.
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A powerplaying example:
Alea: *aatchls and hits no miss*
Me: Pffft.
Alea: *bites his neck and draws blood blood gushes*
Me: .__. You should read my bio... *Mentions that I can't bleed out*
Alea: *Eats heart*
Me: NO. STOP.
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In general:
Person: Snowleopard group Mappless, Realistic, and does accept wings!
Me: ?_? How are you realistic if you accept Wings?
Person: I didnt think that far...
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xDDD
Person: Literate wolf rp!!
Me: *joins*
Rpers: lolz k so *sits on tha rocks*
Me: Yeah this is really literate. -X-
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One day I was minding my own buisness in Feral-Heart, and here's what I saw in the chat. :D
MrMousie: Hisses at Mouse
KittyClaws: Squeaks At Cat
MrMousie: Pounches onto Mouse
KittyClaws: "AHH!"
DragonGuy: Dude, you got it backward...
I think it was the same person mistaking one from the other in their computer.
Ha ha :)
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There was this time I was in cape portal (Portal TO cape FROM fluorite) I was recruiting for my Clan, and there was this Alpha recruiting for his pack also. Then this wolf named Pink walked over to him.
Alpha(Cuz i forgot name XP): Wat can I do for you?
Pink: Will you be my mate?
Alpha: Sorry, I don't insta-mate
Pink: She growled then sat down tears began falling(She didn't use ANY RP quotations at all)
Me: Dude, you don't growl at the Alpha....
Pink: Fine, I won't be your mate but what's your favorite color? (She started to go closer)
Me: (Alpha's name), RUN RUN RUN!!!
(Pink follows) Me: GO GO GO GO GO!!!
Yea, then Pink left. :\
But the "Can I be your mate" thing was PRETTY funny. I felt like a bulle after ;-;
BEFORE that, there was a black lion, his name was hunter. (I was on me cat leader X3)
*LeApproaches*
Me/Featherstar: 0.0 Hello.....
hunter: Can you be my mate?
Me:.....................I'm a cat....
hunter: Oh. Then do you know who would make a great mate for me?
Me: No...................................
hunter: Oh. Okay. -Sigh-
Then he left. I was PRETTY freaked. But laughed at the memory X3
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Gah, some people.
Ok, this happened to Me, in an rp.
Me: "Hey guys!"
Random wolf: Me, will you marry me?
Me: (No, I'm role-playing.)
Waterproof: "Hey Me! So, you wanna go hunting with me, later?" The white fae's orb--- (DUDE, IF YOU'RE NOT IN THIS GROUP, THEN LEAVE!)
Random Wolf: Oh, please Me! We can... *Sounds creepy* be together. Forever *Echos*
Me: Group: (Sorry guys, I'll rp in a sec.)
Me: Local: Dude, that's just plain creepy. Second, I don't insta-mate, or mate with anyone not in the rp. And third, you're unrealisticly colored. I don't , and will never, mate with unrealistic colored animals.
Random Wolf: Can I join the group?
Me: You're unrealistic! You've wings, pink eyes, a blue... Hairstyle! THERE'S NO WAY!
RW: Awww. Please.
Join request has be sent to RW
RW has joined group
Me: Happy?
RW: Yep.
Me has kicked RW out of the group
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Sadly enough the only funny things that have happened to me are in FP
On general.
o3o You see whenever sometimes someone sees my name They scream out TOAST!
So it's quite funny to see their reaction..But not when they take out a piece of Toast and eat my Brethren. xD
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Hey I shouted Toast this morning at you!, Also Its me Antartica, My bro Deleted my other Account >.<))
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Me: *is being attacked by fangirls*
Random peep: *bites and rips face off*
Me: Wtf. xDDD
Random peep: im blockin u cuz ur a bish
Me: Lol have fun with that.
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(I still can't gt over who funny your siggy is.)
This happened to some random wolf, and Me, I was sitting by...
<I.T.> But.... But... But... WHY?!
<Me> WTF?! Dude, what are you doing, and...
<I.T.> Shut up, ash! Imma sit on you if you don't shut up!
<Me> Are you trying to cuss me out? Did you mean sit, or the bad word that rhymes with sit?
<I.T.> -Sits on Me-
<I.T's Friend> LOL! YOU'RE SITTING ON YOURSELF STUPID!
<Me> This is between... GET THE FLIP OFF!
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This one was mosty my falt:
Me (RPing as a Night Fury): Dives down on warrior cat, claws sinking in.
Warrior: Thats nice dude.
Me. (Sorry, was trying to RP)
Warrior That's fine
Me: (Sorry I was bored)
Warrior: OK
Me: *Leaves very quickly*
Yeah, somehow people did't et that I was RPing.
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Grey(Me): -Sitting in a very calm full place in the south pole-
IMAMAMAMA!!!(Random Wolf): HEY YOU ! GO TO HELL!!! >.>
Grey: o-o what the hell is wrong now ...
IMAMAMAMA!!!: STFU YOUR MY SLAVE! GO TAKE COOKIES!!!
Grey: >.> Stop i gotta block you i am just wanting peace
IMAMAMAMA!!!: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THIS!! GEY!
Grey: Don't you mean Grey?
IMAMAMAMA!!!:NOO GIVE ME SUGAR !
Grey: the hells ... -blocks-
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e3e
Person: *licks lips and stalks prey*
Me: Am I supposed to be the prey? x.x
Person: *pounces*
Me: *Flash steps aside* O3O
Person: **** U BECUZ U RUIND MY HUNT *runs off*
Me: Whoaaa there... o.o
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Oooh i got another
This was when we were herp derping around
Aurorastar(friend)
Do you promise to uphold the warrior code?
Crowpaw: i do
Aurorastar: Then by the powers of StarClan i give you your new name, Crowpaw, from this moment on you will be known as crowfood.
I laughed so hard my sister looked at me with a WTF face
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xDDD
Santa Clause: *walks up and noms on my face with evil laugh expression*
Me: N-no! G-get away from me!! ;-;
Santa Clause: HO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOGHIPOSHGIOSEGH
Me: ;-; *Walking away*
Santa Clause: GET BACK HERE HOHOHOOHOHOHOHO *chasing*
Friend: Santa, back off or I will shoot you.
Santa Clause: *runs away*
;-;
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It twas a pleasant afternoon in bonfire island, a seemingly harmless herd of horses trotted around. I casually walked to the waters edge to drink my fill, when all of a sudden:
Horse Person: *Tramples lion to death then snorts*
Vallez: O.o IM A HARMLESS LITTLE LION D':
Horse Person: You where trying to kill my herd >:(
Vallez: Say whaaat? O.O
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0.0
Proof that Santa is a Creepy Stalker
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o3o
Today:
Me:Wats up now you
Floofy: JJJOOOOINNNN ME!
Me: In what? Is it mappless??
Floofy: Yes We are mapped, realistic, And Love dounuts
Me: Dogs cant have dounuts
Floofy: Street dawgs Can
Me: Slams A Donkey on zou
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lol "realistic" my butt XD
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e3e
Peice of poop: eat me
Me: No... ew.
Peice of poop: u know you want to
Me: Go away. e3e *They were chasing me*
Peice of poop: no till u eat me i taste good ike chocolate
Me: ... *Switches chars*
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e3e
Peice of poop: eat me
Me: No... ew.
Peice of poop: u know you want to
Me: Go away. e3e *They were chasing me*
Peice of poop: no till u eat me i taste good ike chocolate
Me: ... *Switches chars*
LAWL
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(In group:) <Me> Can you guys see my text?
(Group:) <Waterproof> Well! DUH!
(Group:) <Me> I mean in local!
(Group:) <Waterproof> I know! Yush! I can.
(Local:) <Me> *Thinks* I shall threaten to hump everyone. *Stops* *Looks at Waterproof* You didn't read anything.
(Local:) <Waterproof> *Dies*
(Group:) <Me> I WILL HUMP ALL YOUS LEGS IF YOU DON'T LISTEN! Now... I say that we shall fetch fresh meat.
(Group:) <Waterproof> *Gets Me some meat* Like this?
(Group:) <Me> No! I mean.... You know what?
(Local:) <Waterproof> What?
(Local:) <Me> *Humps Waterproof's leg*
(Group:) <Waterproof> GET HER OFF!
(Group and Local:) <All> O.o
(Group and Local:) <All Males> *Toungs drip out, and gets cash* *Starts throwing the money*
(Group and Local:) <Me> I mean get new canine thingies! *Herpaderp*
(Group:) <Me> clc(.3.)clc FFFFFFFUUUUUUU!
(I don't even know.)
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0.0
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T_T ?
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O.O'
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O_o
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Please tell me... if something isn't right with the signature pic. I just did that. =.=
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Darnit >.<
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Funniest thing~ Lion: GET OFF THIS MOUNTAIN, I'M THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN! Other lion: NO I AM! I UNFRIENED YOU ON FACEBOOK! First lion: :OOO NUUU! BUBBY! Who would ever get tired of that? (Now I hope the signature pic works o.o)
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Please do not triple/double post. There is a modify post button. ^^
AMG.
Peice of poop: hi remember me?
Me: Oh god...
Peice of poop: It's time to eat dinner
Me: NO!!!
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o3o Scary A Peice Attack me Today :
Poop: Eat me!
Me: Noy way Sucker! *Flees to stone Bridge with poop Hot on my heals*
Poop: IVE GOT YOU CORNERED!
Me: Nope D: *Dives into water*
Poop* Dives into the water and Slowly Evaporates*
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yeck, tainted water XD And he worded that wrong, its dissolved not evaporates XD
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x'DDDD
Peice of poop: im watching u
Me: This is the third time...
Peice of poop: mhmm i wont go away until u eat me
Me: No. *Runs*
Peice of poop: no u dont!!!
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0.0
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jee wiz what a stalker. XD
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I know:
Lion: hey its me your buddy peice of poop
Me: Oh good greif.
Lion: lol imma switch onto poop so u can eat me
Me: FUUUU!
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you should block him, if he is annoying you anyway, no reaction=he stopps
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I have a little code. I don't block people unless it is very necessary. This person just has a little ongoing joke with me I guess. x.x
Sonic the hedgehog: I hate SEGA.
Me: O.O
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lol I guess so. and lol thats kinda ironic.
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Me: O3O3OO3OO3 You dont like Derek?
Sadi: Your Crazy... GOOOOO SCOTT!!!\
Me: Naw, Naw, Let me Have a swing at him....
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XD That time I did get angry of that weekend in feral heart! why? THE MATEBEGGERS OF COURSE!
Lily Female:Hi I'm a Single she wolf
Me:... and?
Lily Female: Your hot want to be may matew?
Me: Better question is Do I know you? >.>
Lily Female: Please! help me I don't want to be alone... i am suffering inside
Me: I see that but you don't need to make me suffer too!
Lily Female: Please, Please, please!I want to be loved once Dx
Me: Ok! I gotta help you....
Lily: That's nice!
Me: If you want to be loved..
Me: Go to a RELASHIONSHIP SITE CALLED EHARMONY!!! STOP WITH MATE BEGGING! I DON'T HAVE PACIENCE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Lily Female: :| ok them let's be Friends ?
Me:BACK OFF! o_O You still don't Learn? >:U
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There was a person and she said "Once, I ran into my friends closet..... It hurt....." XD ok.... nice story?!
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There was a person and she said "Once, I ran into my friends closet..... It hurt....." XD ok.... nice story?!
LOL? XD
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lol wut? thats probably one of the most random instances Ive heard of.
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One of the funnies things I've heard was actually a spelling error a friend of mine made when they were leaving XD
*Waves and poops [poofs]*
I was laughing so hard cause it was unsuspected lol
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O3O LOL anyways, I was Chillin' In Flourite And this happened:
Randomwolf: HELLOOOOOOO WANNNNNAAAAAA GET BOUNCE?
Me: ?_? SurE?
Randomwolf: YEAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAYYAAYYYAAYYAYAYAAYAYYAAYAYAY *Poofs*
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There were two people named Gob and Juliet at the south pole today. Gob was this giant black lion with a neon blue mane, while Juliet was a realistic white and grey wolf.
Gob:HEY JULIET
Juliet: Yes?
Gob: WANNA BE MY MATE
Juliet: No thanks, gob
Gob: BUT WHYYYYYY WE CAN HAVE BABIES
Juliet: -turns and runs away-
Gob: HEY COME BACK SEXYYYY
Juliet: Just leave me alone, okay?
Then, in Fluorite, there were some other people.
Katniss: Literare Hunger games RP! We blah blah blah
Meowcat (yup, that was it's name): Hay can I
Katniss: What are you...?
Meowcat: a magical superhero, duh
Katniss: .... -goes offline-
Meowcat: WHY AM I ALWAYS REJECTED???
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the secconed one is funny, yet sad XD
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e.e
Skrillex: GFUWIVFYIQWYV
Me: Whoa... why are you pink?
Skrillex: Because I can be
Me: T.T B-b-b-b-but...
Skrillex: BUT YO MAMMAS BUTT NOW RUN TO SANTA LITTLE BOY CUZ IM GONNA SLAP YOU
Me: O.O
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e.e
Skrillex: GFUWIVFYIQWYV
Me: Whoa... why are you pink?
Skrillex: Because I can be
Me: T.T B-b-b-b-but...
Skrillex: BUT YO MAMMAS BUTT NOW RUN TO SANTA LITTLE BOY CUZ IM GONNA SLAP YOU
Me: O.O
That person must have issues or something. Or maybe the Skrillex in my signature is behind this...
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Poor Shiloh, the powerplayers seem to follow her everywhere.
Just chillin' in the last cave, when I overhear these two:
Random wolf 1: oh weakling I can kill u
Random wolf 2: no I bet u cant
RW1: -pins down and rips out throat no miss-
RW2: -comes back to life and rips out heart no miss-
RW1: -rips off limbs slowly-
Shiloh(me): Umm, guys?
RW2: -turns at lion and scratches out eyes no miss- go away
Shiloh: Seriously?
RW1: -pins down and crushes spine no miss-
Shiloh: Ok, guys. Go back to insanely powerplaying each-other. It's fun to watch.
RW1: -rips off head no miss-
RW2: -eats carcass-
Shiloh: -walks away-
both wolves: hey ur dead we ate u
Shiloh: I'm just gonna pretend this never happened.
They both attacked me repeatedly for the next while, until I finally blocked them both.
And then, the same day in ficho, I run into a group of fight wolves.
Fang fight wolf: go hunt son
Killer fight pup: ok daddy
Killer: -snaps lions spine no miss-
Shiloh: Again?
Killer: -rips off fur and uses as cushion-
Killer: -carries carcass back to dad-
Shiloh: Why must you torment me everywhere?
Fang: -eats lion and buries for later-
Shiloh: -facepalm-
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Power-players. Y u everywhere?
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HNNNNNNNG!!!
Peice of Poop: LOLOLOLOL IM BACK
Me: Just keep running.... *E button-bash*
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HNNNNNNNG!!!
Peice of Poop: LOLOLOLOL IM BACK
Me: Just keep running.... *E button-bash*
If I see that piece of poop, Imma kill it for you.
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If you kill that peice of poop for me... I will give you a cyber-hug and a floof. ;-;
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I shall investigate FH for that poop.
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lol investigate for a poop XD? weird very weird
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It's more of saw instead of said, but in South Pole, I saw griffins mating. -scarredforlife-
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Blacki.
He was interuppted when he finnaly had a moment of peace while I was roleplaying by maself. =w=
(Blacki) The white-dappled wolf's gaze was obviously afixed onto something far off in the distance, though you couldnt quite make out what it was- (Stops Typing)
(Kima) Walks up towolf and growls get off our territory.
(Jiko) Growls at Blacki and breathes Fire.
(Blacki) Uhmm, I'd rather not leave. I find this current spot quite peaceful :3 And Lions don't breathe fire..
(Jiko) STFU Jumps on Blacki and crushes Windpipe.
Now, I wasn't about to ignore them or anything, or give them a piece of their own medicene, so I just pretended it was a normal roleplay.
(Blacki) He jerked his head away about just in time, narrowly avoiding the clamping jaws of the lion, then he (stops typing again)
(Kima) Muscles get bigger and grows taller than skyscrper, jumps at Blacki and snaps neck in two and eats the carcass and uses the pelt as a bed, no miss.
(Blacki) *Faceplant* I'm just gonna leave.... Watch the Sunset somewhere else, M'kay? *Walks away*
(Jiko)U cant do that we killed u!
(Blacki) Correction; you powerplayed :|
(Kima) Lay uder me so you can be my bed!
(Blacki) O____O *E's away as fast as possible*
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Blacki called me a barrel today! D:
/brick'd
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Omg powerplayers. Gotta love 'em.
Me: *was sleeping and doing no harm to anyone...*
Lion: *jumps on back and tears out spine no miss*
Me: o.o *Dodges likeaboss* Hey! What was that for???
Lion: U tried to kill me!
Me: By sleeping?
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lol who kill someone sleeping o_O?
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O_O sine when can peeps kill you by sleeping?
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lol I get that a lot too. Whenever I go into a den which already has people in it, I almost always immediately adopt a "sleeping" position, or at least a non-threatening lying down one. And still, people come up to me like I'm trying to eat their pups' skin or something O_O
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a very sad history XD
Me: - just in the cape when i see someone rping like a crybaby XD-
Lily: -cries loud- I-I can't believe all I fighted for ... and it's just lies!
Me: thinks * huh u.u drama players i dislike it ! trying to take others attention *
Lily: -cries more- no one ... no one will help i'm going to die alone ... seens like I end up like the others ... traitors !
Me: thinks * u.u oh it's getting more dramatic *
Lily: i'm going to kill blaze ... she will pay! all that sins ...
Me: ... girl are you drunk ?
Lily: how dare you? ... for real call me wah tyou want i don't mind .
Me: hum.. sorry
Lily: I said i don't mind
Me: if you don't mind why are you crying?
Lily: I don't know... I feel better qhen i do it
Me: better? seens like your killing yourself inside
Lily: Maybe ...
Me: stop crying ! some people can get raged at you
Lily: soka ..
Me: o_O soka ??
Lily: nothing ^^
Me: thinks * what the hell is soka? *
Lily: i'm moving on thank you !
Me: where are you going exactly?
Lily: IDK? i'm going out the computer and close myself in my room
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Sadly, I must admit to my crimes.
Around 3:30am, my sleepless self thought it was a good idea to sing the first lyric to "Never gonna give you up" into fluorite general. Not thinking about the repercussions, I some how had a duet going. From what I can remember, from my sleep starved mind, we got through half of the song before a mod told us to stop for spamming the chat. We abide by the mods will and stopped singing.
I have no idea why I did this...
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Lolz, how can someone kill something by SLEEPING? LOL.
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o-o ninjas ... or just freaking kids with any bad lies waht you believe ?
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I have seen some silly, funny, and just plain stupid things that people say in the game. There was one time I was doing a realistic fox RP with my group, when all of the sudden one of the foxes says "Attacks and kills bull elk" I was like, "..... Really? You CAN'T be serious". I had to explain to him that foxes were way too small to hunt elk, and that it would be considered powerplaying if he did do that. But then he gets mad and tells me, "Well why not? Those other foxes in that other RP were doing it!" -facepalm-
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"Well why not? Those other foxes in that other RP were doing it!" -facepalm-
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Totally a "face palm;are you five?!" moment XD
I literally just pictured a little fox with a pouty face pointing accusingly at another group of fox pups playing further off when I read these words ROTFL!
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o-o i remember that was yerterday i was bored them
Dustyy: DRAKAR DATE MEEE!!!
Drakar (Me): o-o who the hells
Dustyy's 11010010 freaking random friend requests-
Drakar: STOP IT >:U -runs away-
Dustyy: Be GONE IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME!
Drakar: DONE !
Mins later ...
Drakar: Yeah i do like that map is very great
Sonic (Friend): yeah ! i wish i make a map like that !
Dustyy: HELP! Drakker help i am freezing Hug me !
Drakar: -_- .... it's .. DRAKAR DRAKAR!!! WITH AAAAA
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I've got a pity RPer, everyone!
AbandonFoxKit: -cries-
Me: -.- oh no here we go again
AbandonFoxKit: -waits for a fox mother to take me-
Me: -facepaw-
AbandonFoxKit: -feels rejection- (she began to walk out of the cave at this point)
Me: Fox kit, advertise on General or go to the Bonfire Adoption Center -_- it's far more productive than whining to a bunch of randoms, none of whom have fox characters...
AbandonFoxKit: -a tear runs down her eye-
Me: ARGH. I give up.
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Sadly, I must admit to my crimes.
Around 3:30am, my sleepless self thought it was a good idea to sing the first lyric to "Never gonna give you up" into fluorite general. Not thinking about the repercussions, I some how had a duet going. From what I can remember, from my sleep starved mind, we got through half of the song before a mod told us to stop for spamming the chat. We abide by the mods will and stopped singing.
I have no idea why I did this...
I made a role-play like that, and I sang Intergalactic, Zombie, and a couple others. It died after the first two weeks. A lot of people were in it.
I was also sleepdriven. XD
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I've got a pity RPer, everyone!
AbandonFoxKit: -cries-
Me: -.- oh no here we go again
AbandonFoxKit: -waits for a fox mother to take me-
Me: -facepaw-
AbandonFoxKit: -feels rejection- (she began to walk out of the cave at this point)
Me: Fox kit, advertise on General or go to the Bonfire Adoption Center -_- it's far more productive than whining to a bunch of randoms, none of whom have fox characters...
AbandonFoxKit: -a tear runs down her eye-
Me: ARGH. I give up.
IKR ! It's soooo annoying
Grey: u.u hum... -sniffs air- (Rping)
Reen: Huh hi
Grey: Sup kid?
Reen: does you ever feel ... a spot empty inside you?
Grey: I do ... when I hungry
Reen: That's not waht i mean't ... I don't have family in case of your wondering..
Grey: cool! I did leave mine when my father tried to kill me i remember how creepy he is till these days ... i think is better be alone ... more peaceful right?
Reen: we are diferents .. I need a family someone to care of me !
Grey: sooo...?
Reen: Please Care of me till i find someone that really want me was family i beg!
Grey: ... I don't like pups and less of pups that " Beg " for family that's Silly ! Grow up alone !!! you don't need to have somone being your pup sitter! or you like to being a crybaby ?
Reen: your a Jerk ! let me get away from you! i don't know if you don't understand what i mean't or if you really don't want it !
Grey: o-o ... I'm the jerk really?
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I walked into a cave, and it seemed that some people were in the middle of a rather awful rp.
Sameka F Lion: -also breaks her paw no miss-
Me: People who say "no miss" in their fighting rps are hugely immature -_-))
Sameka F Lion: -WALKS AWAY ANGRILY-
Dawn: snow come here -casts a stand still spell-
Me: Really? A "stand still spell"?))
Dawn: um im a magic wolf i was born with powers
Me: But still, it makes things too easy.))
Snow: -breaks spell- -walks away-
Dawn: -the spell paralyzes you-
Snow: no i broke it
Dawn: but if you break the spell it paralyzes you
Me: Isn't that essentially what it did before?))
Snow: but im magic too
Dawn: does it say on ur bio? it doesnt count
Me: -facepalm for humanity-))
They're still going. Right now. It's only getting worse.
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o-o weird magic lions ...
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o-o weird magic lions ...
Agreed.
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o_o I Agree. The lions. They.... Oh thats another story.....:
Aleeg: WHY CANT I JOIN!
Silverstar (Me): Beause. Its a warrior CATS Rp.
Aleeg: BUT IM A WARRIOR
Silverstar: But your not a cat.
Aleeg: ~Poofs, becomes Pink,Yellow,White, and purple kitty~
Silverstar: Its Realistic...
Aleeg: I dont give a damn.
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This.
TLK Lion 1: *Attacks*
TLK Hyena 1: *Bites neck*
TLK Lion 2: *Pulls out Rocket Launcher*
Don't remember if this is exactly how it went, but someone who was in the roleplay did infact pull out a rocket launcher. Observing one line roleplays can be...surprisingly amusing sometimes.
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I was Wheatly and my friend was GLaDOS.
F heyena: *bites glados kills no miss*
GLaDOS: You spelt my name wrong.
F heyena: did not and ur dead i killd you
GLaDOS: Yes you did. It's spelled GLaDOS. And no I'm still standing.
Me: Godmodders ahoy! xD And F heyena you spelt hyena wrong as well.
F heyena: SHUT UP WHEATLY
Me: No. 8D
GLaDOS: Look at me! HYUK HYUK! I can godmod too! *kills with neurotoxin*
F heyena: *dodge hit no miss*
Me: xDDD How can you "hit" if you dodged?
GLaDOS: And you can't dodge neurotoxin. e.e
F heyena: u guys dont play fair! *runs off*
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I was Wheatly and my friend was GLaDOS.
F heyena: *bites glados kills no miss*
GLaDOS: You spelt my name wrong.
F heyena: did not and ur dead i killd you
GLaDOS: Yes you did. It's spelled GLaDOS. And no I'm still standing.
Me: Godmodders ahoy! xD And F heyena you spelt hyena wrong as well.
F heyena: SHUT UP WHEATLY
Me: No. 8D
GLaDOS: Look at me! HYUK HYUK! I can godmod too! *kills with neurotoxin*
F heyena: *dodge hit no miss*
Me: xDDD How can you "hit" if you dodged?
GLaDOS: And you can't dodge neurotoxin. e.e
F heyena: u guys dont play fair! *runs off*
lol XD you trolled the "heyena" XD
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xDD I still can't get over "the Loin King"....
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Yup. I was near Stone Bridge and someone said this:
<username(was in general)> I like rusty spoons.
<everyone>...
Me: BONGOS!
I just felt derpy and they said spoons. It was also what I thought of.
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G4me 0v3r: Sup bitsh?
Me: o-o Do i know you...?
G4me 0v3r: I'm no body! i'm the end of the game!
Me: ... go away
G4me 0v3r: no... i'm here to bring you into the hell
Me: NOT THE SCHOOL AGAIN !
G4me 0v3r: YES! Teachers everywhere!
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o_o o.o O.O And any other wierd faces .>_<.
Slenderman: ~Huggles Nikki and steals wallet~
Nikki (Me): o3o Can I have it back?
Slender: Sure ~ Hands Empty wallet~
So. Apparently. Nikki. Is. Broke. o_o
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After reading up on some of the powerplaying/godmodding users, it got me wondering if lets say, a year or so from now or whenever they improve (if they ever will), they'll look back on stuff like this that they did and facepalm themselves XD
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I keep on seeing someone in skys rim named, "Hot Pinks Dad" and her,his, or its RPing is horrible.
also there is someone in skys rim named "Ivy F" and she keeps on called herself a (not allowed to say it irl or on here) (anyways, she kept calling herself the B-word...) and she called everyone..... (not allowed to say it either) (A-holes..) and she would randomly bully people and blame things on them.
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o_o o.o O.O And any other wierd faces .>_<.
Slenderman: ~Huggles Nikki and steals wallet~
Nikki (Me): o3o Can I have it back?
Slender: Sure ~ Hands Empty wallet~
So. Apparently. Nikki. Is. Broke. o_o
was that in skys rim? because if it was.. i think i was there.
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Me: Ohhh such a pretty day in Flourite. I bet this is a good omen that I won't lag or be attacked by fangirls!
*walks literally 5 pixels and....*
Fangirl: OMG LOOK GUYS!!!! LETS CHASE HIM!!!
Me: T^T FFFFFF!!! *running. Lags and loses connection*
;-;
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o_o o.o O.O And any other wierd faces .>_<.
Slenderman: ~Huggles Nikki and steals wallet~
Nikki (Me): o3o Can I have it back?
Slender: Sure ~ Hands Empty wallet~
So. Apparently. Nikki. Is. Broke. o_o
was that in skys rim? because if it was.. i think i was there.
Yep.
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Me: Ohhh such a pretty day in Flourite. I bet this is a good omen that I won't lag or be attacked by fangirls!
*walks literally 5 pixels and....*
Fangirl: OMG LOOK GUYS!!!! LETS CHASE HIM!!!
Me: T^T FFFFFF!!! *running. Lags and loses connection*
;-;
Fangirls? seriously ? o-o
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DX I hate Fans.... And my stalker... Snooki In Heat.... ~Screams and runs away with Slendy~
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DX I hate Fans.... And my stalker... Snooki In Heat.... ~Screams and runs away with Slendy~
That person stalks my friend. O.O
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I consider myself pretty well known with the users that are in general a lot. I've only had someone stop me twice on my main charrie though. Fangirls are annoying. e.e
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What does dancing like bawz mean? lol
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What does dancing like bawz mean? lol
It means dancing... like a baws. .3.
People say stupid stuff to me all the time, so I don`t even remember it. xD Here`s one thing I remember though:
Random Person: Gray wolf looking for a wolf, find me at Cape portal! (Or something along those lines x3)
Random mob: BOO! Mate begger alert! Boo!
Me: Guys, if he wants to ask for mate let him, stop being mean and leave him be. There is no rule against asking for mates.
~Random conversations~
Owly: (Says something along the same lines as me)
Random mean person: SummerGlade, you just said that because Owly did! >:U
-.- Are you kidding me? *deskflip*
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I was wandering in bonfire today and this gray wolf with a green neon mane(those hurt my eyes at time ._.) and we was sitting with a bunch of what I think where pink neon females?
<gray wolf> ( So today I was sitting on the computer like a boss and then I think I pooped in my pants so I went to the bathroom to check and there was no poop....did I just troll myself?)
<pink neon females> (your body is such a troll lol >XD)
(I swear they copied each other saying that ._.)
<me> .......*logs off* ._.
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This was one disturbing godmodder I had:
Me: *Walking*
Godmodder: brakes neck and kills accuracy 100 percent
Me: ... .3. *Dodge* I can godmod too. Who knew?
Godmodder: teabags ur body
Me: Okay no. No.
Godmodder: *pees on it*
Me: No. *Standing 10 pixels away* You'll need to get closer than that if you really want t- you know what...? *walks off*
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I was wandering in bonfire today and this gray wolf with a green neon mane(those hurt my eyes at time ._.) and we was sitting with a bunch of what I think where pink neon females?
<gray wolf> ( So today I was sitting on the computer like a boss and then I think I pooped in my pants so I went to the bathroom to check and there was no poop....did I just troll myself?)
<pink neon females> (your body is such a troll lol >XD)
(I swear they copied each other saying that ._.)
<me> .......*logs off* ._.
*facepalm* T to the M to the I
This was one disturbing godmodder I had:
Me: *Walking*
Godmodder: brakes neck and kills accuracy 100 percent
Me: ... .3. *Dodge* I can godmod too. Who knew?
Godmodder: teabags ur body
Me: Okay no. No.
Godmodder: *pees on it*
Me: No. *Standing 10 pixels away* You'll need to get closer than that if you really want t- you know what...? *walks off*
-_- What has the world come to
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Ok, I joined this realistic warrior cat group, and then this happened...
Two n00bs found out camp...
n00b cat 1 <Local>: Ghost kit nub
NC2 <Local>: Flowerpelt nub
Ghostkit (Me.) <Whisper>: Can you please stop. We're trying to role-play.
NC1 <Local>: But I was kicked out of so many! Well, we.
Ghostkit <Whisper>: Maybe how you act, and look.
NC1 <Local>: Ravenstar, let me be duputy. I can be depitivly! Well, I know how to powerglide.
Ghostkit <Local>: *block NC1 NC2* I blocked the two nubs, 'cause they were pissing me off!
Everyone <Local>: *Gets back to role-playing*
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I got another one. I was in the tunnels as a water fairy and I was lying on my back. Then this happened .
Weird guy- * r@p32 female*
Me- I'm so tiny how are you raping me?
Wb- o.0 How am I doing this?
Me- ........
WB- * runs off*
Me- what the heck.. ._."
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I was Wheatly and my friend was GLaDOS.
F heyena: *bites glados kills no miss*
GLaDOS: You spelt my name wrong.
F heyena: did not and ur dead i killd you
GLaDOS: Yes you did. It's spelled GLaDOS. And no I'm still standing.
Me: Godmodders ahoy! xD And F heyena you spelt hyena wrong as well.
F heyena: SHUT UP WHEATLY
Me: No. 8D
GLaDOS: Look at me! HYUK HYUK! I can godmod too! *kills with neurotoxin*
F heyena: *dodge hit no miss*
Me: xDDD How can you "hit" if you dodged?
GLaDOS: And you can't dodge neurotoxin. e.e
F heyena: u guys dont play fair! *runs off*
LOL, yours was one of my favorites
First of all, thumbs up on godmodding a godmodder, lol. And successfully too. Second, I liked the part about "dodge hit no miss." That line was the best XD.
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Glitch, I saw Wheatly and GLaDOS in-game before. XD I was... I forgot.
This happened to my on WolfHome.
Me: WTF my brother is being a retard.
Slither: What does WTF mean.
Me: What the f***...
Slither: I was just asking you a question.
Me: THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Slither: God, stop yelling at me.
Me: WTF?! *Logs off*
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If they were by the N/Z tree, that was me and Moment. xD
Taabuu(me): *Does the happy dance*
Person: touches tabuu hit nio miss touches boobs
Me: ... whoa, i'm a guy. WHOA. WHOA! YOU BLEW MY MIND... WTF! *Teleports*
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oh my cheeze im loving what you guys are saying ....
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oh and i love okami
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Please try not to double post. Take advantage of that modify post button! ^^
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o.o sometimes any random winged guys come over my char and start
Bara Bara no MI: -randonly flies in my head-
Me: o.e get out of my head thing
Bara Bara no MI: I'm a demoniac fruit LOL!!!
Me: o.e ... it don't matter just go away
Bara Bara no MI: STFU Your a retard don't you know who i am?
Me: NOOO GET OUT !! >:U
Bara Bara no Mi: -sits on me- nuzzle my a2s noob
Me: '-' *blocks* what the hells just happened
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Oh my... e.e
Peice of Poop: HEY. HEY YOU.
Me: Oh good freaking... WTF HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE? WHY MUST YOU CHASE ME?
Peice of Poop: It's dinner time
Me: NOPE.
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Im loving all this x3
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xD How does the world produce this many crazies?!
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I thought that Peice of Poop had given up too... ;-;
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Not to be a Grammar Nazi, but it's piece, not peice.
Anyways, I saw the creepiest thing on Bonfire. Let's just say they were a lot of lion perverts, if you know what I mean.
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That's how the poop spelled it though. e.e
Yeah there was this whole mate-day where a bunch of lions in Bonfire started... no need to describe it. That was the last time I ever went to Bonfire...
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That's how the poop spelled it though. e.e
Yeah there was this whole mate-day where a bunch of lions in Bonfire started... no need to describe it. That was the last time I ever went to Bonfire...
That's what I meant. =D
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DX Bonfire is like a madhouse.
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I happened to be sitting in a cave, when a wolf comes up and starts a spontaneous rp by herself. At one point, she "killed an elk" by herself. I tried to tell her, an elk is far too big for one wolf to take down, and suggested that she try deer instead. And she came back with
"a deer is like an elk ok"
Hah XD so many people seem to get this wrong. The size difference between an elk and a deer is huge. It's weird, elk seem to be the prey of choice for many many RPers, none of whom seem to know just how big they are. I know, yet another of my pointless rants, but it's true XD
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I met a wolf saying that they have a jewel in their forehead, but it was a necklace!! I was looking at the head think where is it?
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*Person trots up*
Person: guys look at my preset tell me how awesome it is omg
Me: ...
Person: is it awesome or wut?
Me: You DO know I can't see it, right? xD Neither can anyone here. You have send people the files and they download them. THEN they can see it.
Person: *walks away looking crestfallen*
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XD
Ok, this happened to me while trying to go to Ficho.
Soc Ostrich: *Pokes on Winnie's shoulder*
Winnie: Yes, can I help you?
SO: *Bleats*
Winnie: WHAT DA CRAP!?
SO: ;n;
Winnie: Sorry man.
I still think it's funny that his initials are SO.
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Give me the banana CAKE !!!
Me: o-o -runs away-
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It's always fun when a fetus tries to kill you.
Sword: Wtf that's a fetus.
Me: O.O
Unborn pup: meta u suck now come and kill me becuz i will kill u
Me: e.e You sure a fetus can do that?
Unborn pup: im not a fetus u idiot im unborn
Blade: OMFG THAT'S THE SAME THING!
Sword: xD
Me: Guys, don't be mean to the wittle fetus. 8D Let it kill me. xD
Unborn pup: bites and kills
Me: PFFFFT. That's all you got, huh?
Sword: Auto-hitter.
Me: Lol I'll play along. Guys watch.
Blade: xD
Me: *Blood splatters everywhere* I'VE FALLEN! AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!
Sword: Oh no! Call LifeAlert!
Unborn pup: u guys suck.
Angle Beats: guy sstup!
Blade: ANGLE Beats? REALLY?
Sword: You spelt "Angel" wrong btw.
Me: PFFFFF-
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Balto: You know what to do!
Balto: HUMP ME!
Some neon wolf starts jumping on him.
Me(Alue): That's not my dad...
(Person1)I WANTA BE A TAMPON!
(Me)Ummm what?
(Person1)YOU HEARD ME I WANTA BE A TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON!
(Me)Enough with the tampons and caps please. -_-
(Person1)YOU BE A TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON TOO AND WE'LL BE MATES!
(Me)I don't want to be your mate.
(Female Tampon)I'LL BE YOUR MATE TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON!
(Person1)Ohhh I am going to be busy tonight!
Then he makes a blue, green and purple lion called 'TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON'
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Meep: MEEEEEEP
Me: What...
Meep: Smell me.
Me: I'd rather not.
Meep: I smell good.
Me: I doubt you.
Meep: LEGASP~
Me: e.e
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One time I was in ficho and someone randomly said -Farts on rock making it territory- O3O
LOL OMG im crying to death- "Ive been laughing for like 40 minutes after I read this" OMG, lolololol.... Thank you!! for sharing that xDD Lmfao..
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One time I was in ficho and someone randomly said -Farts on rock making it territory- O3O
LOL OMG im crying to death- "Ive been laughing for like 40 minutes after I read this" OMG, lolololol.... Thank you!! for sharing that xDD Lmfao.. (Ok mine; Random1: hi u mi father Me: Uhhhh... what? Random1: u r my father Me: Im just gonna start running now- "BTW I was a girl" so I start running...... Random: -Follows- Me: AHHHHHHHHH Random: -Follows- Me: AHAAAHAHA General help me!!! Random: -Chases- Me: Sits hoping he's gone- Random: waait ! Me: Omg he found me how!!!!? -Runs- Random: -Chases- Me: Mommy help!!! Random: -Dissapears- Me: Finally....
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p=p
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A few days ago, some illiterate black and red wolf ran up to me and said "ur my pup"
I was a full grown lion.
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A few days ago, some illiterate black and red wolf ran up to me and said "ur my pup"
I was a full grown lion.
...Wow....
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XD!
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Ahadi: Please Tell me
xX Fox wolf Xx: tell waht?
Ahadi: Why you love me so much
xX Fox Wolf Xx: YOUR SMEXY LET'S F@CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah I saw that...
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Heh, just read everyone's posting so far- they are all hilarious!
-I remember a time when I had just arrived in Bonfire with my large male demon wolf. I was looking around when I noticed a black an' neon pink wolf run by me a'n stop a few feet away. Then, she whispered "hot" an' disappeared.
-I was playing as my unrealistic demon lion when two wolves jumped upon le same rock as me an' stood on each side. Within a few seconds, they began "ripping me apart, killing me", though I laughed because all they were doing was screaming, "KILLS LION" , " EATS LION " an all le power playing moves possible. So I just power played back an' said, "Ignores idiots an' teleports someplace else."
-In flourite plains... A random white tiger ran up to me while I was being a semi-realistic fox.
Here is what followed.
Tiger: hello
Me: Hiya
Tiger: cool character
Me: Thanks! You too.
Tiger: can u be my friend.
Me: Sorry, but I don't add people I don't know to my friends list unless I've chatted with them for a long time. Maybe you should try somewhere else with more people, bonfire is a good place to start. ^^
Tiger: sent u a friend request
Me: -denies request- I'm sorry but I don't add people anymore, perhaps bonfire is a better place to start? ^^
Tiger: can u add me
Me: Sorry, but no.
Tiger: please?!?! I am new to feral heart, can u be my friend?!
Me: No.
Le tiger gets mad and replies quite rudely.
Tiger: FINE UR CHARACTER -bleep- I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH U!!!11!!1!1!1
The tiger ran off and began bugging the role playing warrior cats that were near by.
I'll add more once I remember more, xD
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I got one once more!
Me and my good group of anime fans were in the Cape, and one of my bestest-best buds ((Zaraki Kenpachi)) had finally showed up. Being all happy I went over and chatted with him personally for a bit. He was on some type of wolf that was supposed to represent dubstep, I think.
The following is the chat that occurred ((Of course, I am Madarao)):
Zaraki: "It's good to see ya'! How've you been?"
Madarao:" Pretty good! Hey-- we're about to start a RP with Szayel and Nel, wanna get on Mayuri to RP with us?"
Zaraki: "Yeah! Sounds good!" -Poots away-
((Zaraki Kenpachi has disconnected))
Madarao: "DID HE JUST FART IN MY FACE?!"
((So he comes back online a few seconds later as Mayuri.))
Zaraki: "I MENT POOF, MADARAO, POOF!"
Madarao: "LOLOLOLOL"
And that was the day my best friend farted in my face. :U
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Hmm, Sad to say that the stupidest thing that anybody has ever said to me was because my friend was mad at me.
So I was hanging around in Lonely Cave (As people do), I went out with my friends that night and I was fed up because they were acting like a three year old. I was pouting when two of my friends asked me to come and join their RP. So I went into Ficho with my demon wolf. The way I RP is very different then most people, I tend to have grumpy/mean characters even when I am not mad. But as you would assume I was very mad and tired, so it really showed. My friend is illiterate but she was one of my older friends, and I really don't care, but for some reason that night it got on my nerves. I kept my mouth shut and continued. She was doing things she knew I hated. When I said something in the RP, my she would say, "Your not like the old liontamer" It didn't bother me, but I fought her and won. She said she "died." Then she continued her RP. I said "Goodbye. Not tonight. I went out with my friends and they acted like they were 3. I can't do it tonight." I left the group and made my way back to Lonely Cave. The next day I was hanging around in AI when she got on and said, "You ready to be a bully and call me a three year old?" Naturally I said "Yup." She said, This is the stupidest thing, "You're a bully. You have always been one. I can tell my parents since I am only ten. Well your an /insert swear here/ Goodbye!" So she was going to tell her parents that I was a bully, but call me an /insert swear/? To that I said, "Don't forget to tell them what you called me." -_- This is why I hang out in the Lonely Cave.
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There was one time when I was on feralheart that someone said this weirdest thing they said.
" you know what's another word for pride rock? Make out point!!!"
that was so weird and I ran to my room and started laughing but you know it is very weird thing
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some guys was like this
C'mon GIVE ME A BEAK !!!!!
I AM NOT A CHICKEN LIKE CHUR MOTHER !!!!
them I run away
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Oh man, I've witnessed so many that I can't even recall the best ones.
I have a Map for my group, Tainted Subjects, and often get asked how to add the files. Of course, this one person asks, but wasn't literate, so I denied the request to join. They whisper.."how do I add the map." I respond by telling them how, then they ask, "okay I did that but the portal is not showing." Confused at this point, I try to diagnose the problem for a few, minutes, until they say "o i dont have a file to put in the folder u didnnt give it to me"
Bonfire, crazy bonfire. I'll just list some things I heard below;
- "adoption center how do i make a pup"
- "ur not simba i am simba"
- "i'm a moderator"
- "-kills-"
- "Get your pizzahut here."
Of course, I've heard crazier things but my memory is vague.
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one time i was with my mate on the cliff in bonfire and some random dude comes up to us and attacks my mate, so i pushed her off and she said "You mate, boy, she has changed!! Your land will soon be MINE!! not yours!!!" And my mate said "My name is *something*, not mufasa >:I" it was so strange... it was so sudden and random o.O
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There was one time when I was on feralheart that someone said this weirdest thing they said.
" you know what's another word for pride rock? Make out point!!!"
that was so weird and I ran to my room and started laughing but you know it is very weird thing
you know lots of people call it that "Make out Point" and i have to admit, i kinda think its true XD i have seen lots of lions there sitting together, and im sorry to say, but once, mating.... e.e
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Stupid people:
Lucas(me): What is this neon thing?
DTK: It hurts my eyes
Neon thing: *snarling in our faces*
Crona: Can you move?
Neon thing: bites crona breaks neck kills hit 100 percent miss 0 percent
Lucas(me): Godmodder alert. e.e Just block it.
Neon thing: there is no such thing as godmodding
DTK: .... what you just did was godmodding.
Neon thing: no it wasnt it was rping
Lucas(me): Godmodding = powerplaying. Same diff.
Neon thing: shut up lucas you dont know anything you idiot
Lucas(me): ORLLY?
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I was in City of Madness and one of this 'Smexy Wolf F' came over to me..
Smexy Wolf F: Hello, there. *wink*
The Joker(Me): ....Hai.
Smexy Wolf F: Can I help you with my free 'services' ?
The Joker: If your service is helping me finding my 'friend' which randomly dissapeared ?
Smexy Wolf F: Ohu You ! *smexy wink and lip lick*
The Joker: Doggy, dont DARE try to eat me. I have a pencil.
Smexy Wolf F: Wanna draw me ??
The Joker: You realy don't get it right ? Nor you know how less Interested I am in you !?
Smexy Wolf F: You know you want me !
The Joker: Yep. I want you to hang over my fireplace. You would make a nice room decoration.
Smexy Wolf F: OMG ! *trots away butt shaking*
The Joker: D'aww...no new decoration then. sniff
I want new decoration so bad xD !
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Where to begin...
Well, there's times when people attempt to 'casually' flirt with another person. I myself was once a victim. Couldn't stop laughing xD
When the young innocent members say something that can be interpretted differently by a teenage/adult mind. They do make me lol XD. (So dirty minded, I am ashamed).
Arguements that are more like caps-shouting matches over silly things.
I could go on but can't think of more at the moment :o
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Me: -Sees a person called Mister Potato.-
Mr P.: -Walks up to me-
Me: 0_0
Mr P.: Eat MEEEE
Me: -Takes bite of then swallow Mr Potato holeee!- :p
Mr P: Thanks come again to the shopping center.
Me: Shopping Center?
I didn't get her/his username xD
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Funniest thing I saw was a matecentre at the South Pole, Where one of the female characters first complained about not being selected to be in the middle, when she was, she complained about being too exposed and vulnerable.
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Me: -Sees a person called Mister Potato.-
Mr P.: -Walks up to me-
Me: 0_0
Mr P.: Eat MEEEE
Me: -Takes bite of then swallow Mr Potato holeee!- :p
Mr P: Thanks come again to the shopping center.
Me: Shopping Center?
I didn't get her/his username xD
Hahaha! I'm guessing this happened in Bonfire. I wouldn't be too surprised if it did. Want to see some weird goings on? Bonfire is your best bet! :)
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it was in bonfire xD
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I Saw this is in bonfire and laughed sOOO HARD XD I WILL MAKE A MEME Of this XD
There was two friends saying ...
Akoto: C'mon friend, let's make that ..... just for fun XD
Mufasa: Are you suure?
Akote: Yeah XD Let's do it please !
Mufasa: ook
Mufasa: *Screams* THIS IS LAGGYNESS!
Akoto: Laggyness?
Akoto: THIS IS FERAL HEART!!!!!! -kicks mufasa off the cliff-
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ME: LOOOOOOOOL? !! : D WTH???!!!!
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Okay, where do you guys encounter these idiots?
Like, I try to go to Bonfire, Cape, and Fluorite but found nothing XD
Who knows. I make fake being a godmodder and just annoy the crap out of people. o.e
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Okay, where do you guys encounter these idiots?
Like, I try to go to Bonfire, Cape, and Fluorite but found nothing XD
Who knows. I make fake being a godmodder and just annoy the crap out of people. o.e
Most of the places I've seen stuff like this is in Bonfire and Ficho and occasionally South Pole and the Temple. They're all mad I tell you xD
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I find many powerplayers and TLK noob thing in bonfire and mate beggers and godmodding huskys at south pole
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South pole. Got it.
Like, did u have to wait?
XD
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South pole. Got it.
Like, did u have to wait?
XD
Just scream in general "are any female wolf wanting a mate ? " with a lot of spelling errors and they will Raise from the earth xD
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LAAAAAWL
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Wait. Wait..... Aww I forget
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
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xD....
Dragonpelt: Can i jion???
Stripestar: Urrm... Send me a rp sample.
Dragonpelt: (In Rp sample) dragonpelt ran throw the forest!!! she jumped over things and then she saw a dud fox!!!! she jumped on it and killed it whith one blow!!!!!!! she ate its guts and walked back to the caln!!!!!!
(In local)
Stripestar: I'm sorry, But I'm saying no. Have a nice day.
Dragonpelt: I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to jiun!! Pleas!! I only wan to jiun 1 clan! only 1 mapeped clan!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stripestar: No, I said no. Please don't spam, please.
And so Dragonpelt proceded to killed the entire clan and eating them :L
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xDDDD
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I never really see random people say stupid things on here besides this, "ASDFGHJKL!!!!!!" Or something like that. xD
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xD....
Dragonpelt: Can i jion???
Stripestar: Urrm... Send me a rp sample.
Dragonpelt: (In Rp sample) dragonpelt ran throw the forest!!! she jumped over things and then she saw a dud fox!!!! she jumped on it and killed it whith one blow!!!!!!! she ate its guts and walked back to the caln!!!!!!
(In local)
Stripestar: I'm sorry, But I'm saying no. Have a nice day.
Dragonpelt: I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to jiun!! Pleas!! I only wan to jiun 1 clan! only 1 mapeped clan!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stripestar: No, I said no. Please don't spam, please.
And so Dragonpelt proceded to killed the entire clan and eating them :L
Oh god.
I feel so poor for the leader X'D
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O_O That one happened in Ficcho Tunnel
Rose F: hey cna rpi ith u 2?
- me and my friend talking in whisper and ignores-
Rose F: WAKE UP U FUULS !
Natsu ( My friend) : We are not rping at the moment sorry ...'-'
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xD I love this thred~
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This happened yesterday...
Me: Hey! We meet again!
Friend: What, do I know you.
Me: Dude Im on ur friend list!
Friend: No your not.
Me: Check it.
Friend: OMG! Um Hi!
Me: Yeh, hi
Friend: Never speak of this to anyone!
Me: Nah, im putting it on the forum.
Friend: o_0
Me: :p Thats what ya get!
Weird...
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I have another one! My friend and I were hanging out on AI, as Sha's. (If you have no clue, look in the species section)
Okay, we were just derping around somewhat Role Playing when this random person sat next to us. They had 'Sha' in their name but the funny thing was, it was spelled, "shas of warriors' -_-
Me (In whisper): Who are you
'Shas': -No response
My friend (In group): Go away random person!
Me (In group): Yeah!
'Shas' (In local): FEAR OF THE DARKNESS!!!FEAR OF THE DARKNESS!!
Us in group: 0_0
My friend and I poofed to the top of AI, and saw that that person was climbing up. We both agreed to go to the farthest corners of Last cave. I hate it when people copy and or sit next to you randomly and don't explain who they are. -_-
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Alright so this happened to me a few days ago. I was quite bored until I noticed a friendly dot on my map, so I decided to have a lil chat with my friend, who was after her rp. This is how it turned out.
Me: Hey there! Whats up?
Friend: I just traumatized a vegetarian wolf that loved bunnies by eating a bunny in front of her and skinning it, throwing the rabbit pelt on her face.
Me: Oh.. O_o
Friend: Yeah, I was terribly bored during da rp so...
Me: Oh, remind me not to rp with you when you're bored..
Friend: Sure thing!
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XD
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I was in Atlantis. I love spelling errors:
"I am a... Snack Woof"
He meant to say snake wolf
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I lawled....
Random person: -Sits on me- UR TO FATTTTT
Me: A B C D E F G, Get your fot @$$ Off of me.
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Alright so this happened to me a few days ago. I was quite bored until I noticed a friendly dot on my map, so I decided to have a lil chat with my friend, who was after her rp. This is how it turned out.
Me: Hey there! Whats up?
Friend: I just traumatized a vegetarian wolf that loved bunnies by eating a bunny in front of her and skinning it, throwing the rabbit pelt on her face.
Me: Oh.. O_o
Friend: Yeah, I was terribly bored during da rp so...
Me: Oh, remind me not to rp with you when you're bored..
Friend: Sure thing!
LOL, sounds like something I would do.
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Oh I got some more, maybe those too will brighten someone's day like those did for me.
So a friend of mine commenting on her dire wolf char.
"Dire wolf + Rage = One huge angry raging furball."
Another friend of mine talking about the most random stuff. I don't even know how we managed to come into technology in Fh.. all was to do with our rp so hah here it is.
"If only we had that kind of technology.
Though the most high-tech thing we have is a bone.."
This one really did make me laugh.
Friend 1: My character doesn't sleep too much. In fact he doesn't sleep at all.
Friend 2: You know you have to sleep! That's how it works.
Friend 3: He'll sleep when he's dead thats how cool he is.
I hope you'd like them as much as I liked reading 'all' the above posts.
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I was in a family rp as a pup. The father had gone offline, and the mother had gone hunting for a moment. So, my sister challenged me to a fight, and my character made some mocking remark about her only being a girl pup. This was where it got amusing.
Me: "Hah, you're just a giiirl pup."
Sister: Come on, youve known me long enough to know that i can take down an elk -scowls-
Me: Uhh...elk are about 50 times bigger and heavier than us O.O))
Sister: Oh yeah sorry, i forgot we weren't teens yet XD))
Me: Actually...it takes adult wolves to take down an elk. Multiple ones. :I))
She didn't believe me. Lolz ensued.
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It is now time for Bonfire quotes!:
~ My carcass has expired
~Pewds don't believe the barrel!
~ The rock is alive!
~Rock poops out black and white unborn cub
~This is a little weird
(Well now, why would bonfire be wierd?)
~I wanna be Mr.Chain
~I don't have a tail! It's poop coming out of my butt.
Join us next time for more Bonfire quotes!
(((Notice! All quotes are written with correct grammar and extra punctuation. For real experience, go visit bonfire yourself)))
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Ha! These are funny!
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This happened today.So there was one guy that was AFK.Me and my pack were fighting amother one,and very stressful,were all ready to attack at the minimum howl.So when the guy comes back(we were all with the backs turned to him) he just decides to howl.IN OUR EARS.We just freaked out and even the AFK guy was so scared that he ran away,and the other pack thought that a new pack was attacking,and they freaked out too,and all the other people were just watching that "goofaroo" passing the popcorn.Until one of us found out that there was no attacker.
Then I said my best quote ( to the AFK guy):
-Why ya ran away lad!You were attacking us and they(the other pack) were being attacked by a new pack and you were being attacked by I-Dont-Know-Who and the new pack was being attacked by indians and the indians attacked because they wanted cookies and guess what!We were just in front of those guys(points to espectators)who were watchin the new pirates of the caribean movie!And now everyone gets a free cookie!X-(
And they all just sat there staring me with the "What?" emote.
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This happened today.So there was one guy that was AFK.Me and my pack were fighting amother one,and very stressful,were all ready to attack at the minimum howl.So when the guy comes back(we were all with the backs turned to him) he just decides to howl.IN OUR EARS.We just freaked out and even the AFK guy was so scared that he ran away,and the other pack thought that a new pack was attacking,and they freaked out too,and all the other people were just watching that "goofaroo" passing the popcorn.Until one of us found out that there was no attacker.
Then I said my best quote ( to the AFK guy):
-Why ya ran away lad!You were attacking us and they(the other pack) were being attacked by a new pack and you were being attacked by I-Dont-Know-Who and the new pack was being attacked by indians and the indians attacked because they wanted cookies and guess what!We were just in front of those guys(points to espectators)who were watchin the new pirates of the caribean movie!And now everyone gets a free cookie!X-(
And they all just sat there staring me with the "What?" emote.
LOL, love that quote! (Though I wonder if the guy wasn't really AFK and had that planned. That would be an awesome prank and the cool story it was.)
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This happened today.So there was one guy that was AFK.Me and my pack were fighting amother one,and very stressful,were all ready to attack at the minimum howl.So when the guy comes back(we were all with the backs turned to him) he just decides to howl.IN OUR EARS.We just freaked out and even the AFK guy was so scared that he ran away,and the other pack thought that a new pack was attacking,and they freaked out too,and all the other people were just watching that "goofaroo" passing the popcorn.Until one of us found out that there was no attacker.
Then I said my best quote ( to the AFK guy):
-Why ya ran away lad!You were attacking us and they(the other pack) were being attacked by a new pack and you were being attacked by I-Dont-Know-Who and the new pack was being attacked by indians and the indians attacked because they wanted cookies and guess what!We were just in front of those guys(points to espectators)who were watchin the new pirates of the caribean movie!And now everyone gets a free cookie!X-(
And they all just sat there staring me with the "What?" emote.
don't even know what happened o-o
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One time I was in ficho and someone randomly said -Farts on rock making it territory- O3O
Lol, XD
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Its not for the ones that find their mates there... Is because James Bond was there...
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No,actually the AFK guy went AFK before we started fighting the other group.That is why he was so scared.Poor guy after that,everytime he hears a howl he freaks out...
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Actually the AFK guy was in the bathroom,he is my cousin and told me (he was on his room and I was on the living room )he had to go to bathroom.And he actually logged out.
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:DBut i tell ya,if some way,somewhat,my cousin had that planned he :
a)Is gonna have the biggest noogie on earth
b)wasnt expecting that quote
c)wanted the free cookie.
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I am just new here and I saw these guys on Feral-Heart in Bon Fire and there conversation went like this:
*btw these are random names*
Flinch: I GOT EXPELD FROM SCHOOL FOR 4 WEEKS!
Gotch: What did you do man?
Flinch: I CALL MY TEACHER A SEXY LADY
Tacos: Dude you got suspened expelled.
*random people start saying that he was suspended not expelled*
Gotch: Guy we get it off the subject.
Flinch: My VP is hot. Do you guys got a hot VP? Have you called your teacher sexy?
Gotch: No... O.O
Flinch: My teacher knows I like her and the VP.... WHY WONT SHE BE WITH ME.....!!!!
*conversation keeps going*
me: SHUT UP ALREADY! >:(
Gotch: ..... Watch your tits man.
-Flinch logs off-
I did not laugh at this at all, it was pretty annoying and I was glad "Flinch" got off.
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In the temple of dreams:
1(whatever her name was): -slips and falls off of temple- random name HELP ME
Random name: o.o
1: PLEASE HELP ME IM DYING -SLIPS UNDERWATER-
RN: Do I... know you?
1: -sinks-
1: -rises back up again-
1: -sinks-
And basically a few minutes of her doing that.
1: -waves was back to shore- (apparently there are waves in the temple...) RN...
RN: Who... are you?
1: I loved him.
RN: Erm?
1: YOU BETRAYED ME YOU TRAITOR
RN: -blocks-
And then some caps raging about being blocked.
... o.e
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Lol, Sounds like bonfire; I hope the madness isn't spreading ?
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Balto: You know what to do!
Balto: HUMP ME!
Some neon wolf starts jumping on him.
Me(Alue): That's not my dad...
(Person1)I WANTA BE A TAMPON!
(Me)Ummm what?
(Person1)YOU HEARD ME I WANTA BE A TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON!
(Me)Enough with the tampons and caps please. -_-
(Person1)YOU BE A TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON TOO AND WE'LL BE MATES!
(Me)I don't want to be your mate.
(Female Tampon)I'LL BE YOUR MATE TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON!
(Person1)Ohhh I am going to be busy tonight!
Then he makes a blue, green and purple lion called 'TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON'
ok that is super weird
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lol funny!
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Ok this was weird and totally the most unusal thing that happen to me.
me: *goes into fluorite plain*
IM HOT:*walks up to me* kiss me!!!
Me: o-e who are you
IM HOT: I'm hehe your lover pucker up sweety
me: wtf O.O *runs*
IM HOT:* chases me* why you running!!! Is it because I'm to HOT for you
Me: AHHHH *yells in general* HELP ME!!!
friend:*shows up* honey get over here
IM HOT: yes baby
me: o.e wtf just happen
This was very, who am I kidding it was SUPER weird!!!
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Ok this was weird and totally the most unusal thing that happen to me.
me: *goes into fluorite plain*
IM HOT:*walks up to me* kiss me!!!
Me: o-e who are you
IM HOT: I'm hehe your lover pucker up sweety
me: wtf O.O *runs*
IM HOT:* chases me* why you running!!! Is it because I'm to HOT for you
Me: AHHHH *yells in general* HELP ME!!!
friend:*shows up* honey get over here
IM HOT: yes baby
me: o.e wtf just happen
This was very, who am I kidding it was SUPER weird!!!
O.O
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I was in Bonfire(nuff said), and the following happened:
Unborn M: *hits zira*
Me: Wait...you're not born yet, how can you hit people?
Unborn M: my mother isnt home
Me: So?...you're still an embryo, how did you hit Zira?
Unborn M: SHUT UP
Unborn M: MORON
Me: How am I a moron?
*Unborn says nothing*
Me: Not gonna tell me? That's sad, I wanted to know why I'm so stupid...
Unborn M: your just a b*tch thats what you are
Me: Ooh dear that's not very nice, I may have to report you for that.
Unborn M: what why
Me: You called me the "b-word". I'm afraid that's against the rules.
Unborn M: if you report me ill report you
Me:....for what?
*he says nothing*
Me: Nothing? Ok.
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I was in Bonfire(nuff said), and the following happened:
Unborn M: *hits zira*
Me: Wait...you're not born yet, how can you hit people?
Unborn M: my mother isnt home
Me: So?...you're still an embryo, how did you hit Zira?
Unborn M: SHUT UP
Unborn M: MORON
Me: How am I a moron?
*Unborn says nothing*
Me: Not gonna tell me? That's sad, I wanted to know why I'm so stupid...
Unborn M: your just a b*tch thats what you are
Me: Ooh dear that's not very nice, I may have to report you for that.
Unborn M: what why
Me: You called me the "b-word". I'm afraid that's against the rules.
Unborn M: if you report me ill report you
Me:....for what?
*he says nothing*
Me: Nothing? Ok.
Ha ha... He got OWNED!
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Person in Bonfire: EW DON'T EAT MY BALLS
O.O Excuse me..? What's going on over there?
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Alrighty. I was in Bonfire. This Mother lion and her cub were having a conversation.
Kay(the mother) : You can go play if you want to Tom.
Tom(the cub) : *looks up in sky and sees an alien ship*
Where did this alien spaceship come into play? -confused-
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Me: -randomly sitting in bonfire-
* Random blue wolf runs up to me*
Me: Um, hi?
Wolf: O.O
Me: o,o..what?
Wolf: I want you
Me: You what? exe
Wolf: I WANT..YOU!!!
Me: Why?
Wolf: Let's be mates and have babies
Me: What?! No.
Wolf: I want you.
Me:No.
Wolf: You're such a 9/11, Your a sh*t sandwich without the bread..
Me:...You know you could get banned for saying stuff like that..
Wolf: O.O WTF are you a MOD?
Me: No,
Wolf: Lets start a Sex Center.
Me:;-- Thats against the rules too
Simba M unborn: i ned a sex senter
Me: Your not even...whatever -poofs-
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Lol Bonfire again. This one involves a Mate Center. Please note, I was not at the Mate Center, just observing.
MateCenter is just doing what mate center's do.
Random Lion : Get out of here Mate Center! I was layin' here first!
MateCenter ignores said lion.
RL : Seriously, leave! I was HERE FIRST!
Me : Urmm... -NameHere- Where were you? I didn't see that you were here?
The Random Lion ignores me and continues to rant, so I leave.
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actlully have one with me jokeing people.
Me: Ya know what? I saw this boy talkin' to slendy one time, And the boy was all like: HEY SLENDER. I BET YOU DUN HAVE A FACEBOOK! -Gigglesnort-
Slender: >_> Aww F YOU.
Me: I promise this is a joke, I just thinkz itz funnyz.
When yo mama goes to the beach, a whaleshark pops outta the water and sings: "We are family! Even though your bigger than me!"
I was kidding. Promise.
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I was in Atlantis. I love spelling errors:
"I am a Snack Woof"
He meant to say snake wolf
That's me! AWW YEAH, I MADE THE WALL OF SHAME!
(I fully intended to say "Snack woof")
Did he happen to say "I am a mail" a few seconds later? :.D
No but seriously I'm gonna use Snack Wolf more often now seeing as how people get a kick out of it, thanks for feeding me!
"I are a mail snack woof! Loaf me!"
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Snack Woof... Sounds yummy, lol. xD
Me: BARRELS
Random Person: ... You're wierd.
Me: Are you a bro?
Random Person: ...I am boy so yeah
Me: *Brofist* :D Bros forever! 'Ellos
Random Person: Uhh.... Okay then oeo *brofist*
Me: :) What's your favorite episode?
Random Person: Ummm... What?
In rl I was like *facepalm* xDDDD
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Me: -Chillin'-
Person: LOOK A MOD. -Runs up to me-
Me: I'm not a mod. e3e
Person.: Oh. ;-;
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Me: -Chillin'-
Person: LOOK A MOD. -Runs up to me-
Me: I'm not a mod. e3e
Person.: Oh. ;-;
THAT IS SO SAD XD
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I know. e3e Just run up to a random person and insist they are mod for attention. Fail.
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I joined a Pride and when we got to the territory there is some random guy in it who said: -Farts.- (Earthquake)...I was like What the Heck?
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Aha, farting has magical powers! xD
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xD!
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:I
I wanna be a troll/powerplayer but I need to see someone intelligent enough to notice me XD
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Today me and my clan, BladeClan, were going out to go to camp and Insanitystar said:-Blows BladeClan away with leaf blower- im like :No then he said it again. It was annoying but i ignored it and went on and these were the actual names. I was Sunstar but now i rp as pokemon
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O_O
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Lol at the farting earthquake (can't wait to try that one out)
Oh and Destyni you can troll me! (I never get trolled... -sigh-) Man you don't NEED intelligent people, you just gotta be persistent. :.o
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Not to long ago I was in Cape with some friends when a wolf ran up next to me and said ''-kills tokoa no miss no nothing no powers- So I just didn't say anything and first right.. then she said ''tokoa dont powerplay!'' Wow.. just wow xD
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The funniest thing that ever happened to me on Feralheart was when someone ran up to me in A. Island and said, "I love you dear" to me. And I was like, "Wut?" Here are honorable mentions:
- In Bonfire when a doe powerplayed against me with her 'super powers'
- In Bonfire when a pup was using Pokemon moves against my snake
- When a noob ruined my Digimon roleplay
- When in F. Plains someone advertised for "Mermaid Wolf Roleplay". What is Mermaid Wolf Roleplay?
- When a pup in Cape of Worlds ran up to me and yelled "RAZZ SKETTY".
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Random person: i like pigs
Me: Whoa what. I like them too but why did you feel the need to interrupt a serious rp for that?
Random person: do u like my pig imitation? oink oink
Me: Oh my pork. Will you please.... okay you know what? Oink.
Random person: oink oink
Me: Why are we oinking?
Random person: idk
My pack: Wtf.
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Random person: i like pigs
Me: Whoa what. I like them too but why did you feel the need to interrupt a serious rp for that?
Random person: do u like my pig imitation? oink oink
Me: Oh my pork. Will you please.... okay you know what? Oink.
Random person: oink oink
Me: Why are we oinking?
Random person: idk
My pack: Wtf.
HILARIOUS XD
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As well as the encounter from my old "friend" Piece of Poop.
Piece of Poop: i finally found u after all these weeks of searching... it's dinner time
Me: That totally isn't creepy...
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I met.. Dirty Tampon... -Keeps runnin'-
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I was just in Bon Fire and this happened:
Me(I a girl): (Minding my own buissness)
Mistle Toe (a boy):KISS ME BABY!
Me: No thanks... I will take a pass... O.o
Mistle Toe: -Humps- ON YEAH BABY YOU LIKE THAT HUH?
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!
*I run away, He chases me*
Mistle Toe: -Humps from far away- YOUR GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH BABIES OH YEAH!
Me: WTF! HELP ME! DX
*I finally gave in I was too tired so i went under water but he stilled followed me. I excually fell asleep at that point because it was yesterday night.*
Mistle Toe: UH UH OH UH UH!
Me: WTF -.-
*Poof I go.*
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When some typed in general, "I'M A WOLF DRAGON THONG!" instead of wolf dragon thing. Haha that did crack me up XD
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I was just in Bon Fire and this happened:
Me(I a girl): (Minding my own buissness)
Mistle Toe (a boy):KISS ME BABY!
Me: No thanks... I will take a pass... O.o
Mistle Toe: -Humps- ON YEAH BABY YOU LIKE THAT HUH?
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!
*I run away, He chases me*
Mistle Toe: -Humps from far away- YOUR GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH BABIES OH YEAH!
Me: WTF! HELP ME! DX
*I finally gave in I was too tired so i went under water but he stilled followed me. I excually fell asleep at that point because it was yesterday night.*
Mistle Toe: UH UH OH UH UH!
Me: WTF -.-
*Poof I go.*
Oh gosh XD
When some typed in general, "I'M A WOLF DRAGON THONG!" instead of wolf dragon thing. Haha that did crack me up XD
Did anyone notice? XD
If they didn't, and I was in your situation, I would be going:
Yes, just type it off. Type it off. Shhhhhhhhhh no one saw that owo
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I like to randomly go around on my Zim or Gir char and mess around. As Gir I throw waffles at people and call adults puppys and kittys. I also ask the floor to make me a sandwich. As Zim I just kind of sit there and people come to me.
Me - Sits in random friend circle I am not part of.
Wolf - Hi
Me - Hi
Emma - He's cute
Me - I am not cute! I am ZIM!!!
Emma - your so tiny!
Me - I am not small! I am ZIM!!!
Wolf - Awwww
Me - ZIM!!!
Randomness continues...
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A godmodder said "runs away hit no miss" once. XD
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Me and my friends went to the temple of dreams because we were attracting a crowd in the cape because we were invader zim chars. But sadly some weirdos were waiting there at the top. We watched them on F3 while waiting for zim to come back. They were talking about zombie porn... Then I went up to mess with them.
Grey wolf - Here kitty kitty kitty!
Me - I am not a kitty.
Grey wolf - you look like a kitty.
Orange wolf - Are you a girl?
Grey Wolf - Mimi sounds pretty feminine.
Me - I am a SIR bot, I have no gender,
Orange wolf - I don't care, time to go hump!
He tries to get under me but I move.
Orange wolf - its hard to hump this little lady if she keeps moving.
Me - I have no gender! Mimi is a nickname given to me by my master, Tak.
Zim - They are just getting fun out of you come back Mimi.
Me - your not my master zim, you can't make me.
Tak - MIMI GET DOWN HERE!
Me - But she can...
Goes down
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One time at the adoption center in Bonfire, someone tried to pick up a pup with their butt....
Pup: -sits-
Weirdo: inserts pup in butt and farts it out! patootie! Asdfjklbxbrh lol.
Pup: -leaves-
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A godmodder said "runs away hit no miss" once. XD
ROFL, this is one of my favs!
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Ugggg...
Me: Look, I didn't copy your groups name.
Wolves From Wild Wolves: Yes you did!
Me: Reeally? Why don't you go bug the other 40 Groups Named Wild Wolves?
Wild Wolves. Pfft, think they are SOOO Great. They have big heads, and look like Pedo Bears.
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More hilarity from the oh-so-sophisticated world of Bonfire. This was a fight I was eavesdropping on between two of the many Zira and Nala characters.
N: LEAVE NOW!!!
Z: pounces
N: jumps on zira and kills her
Z: dodges kill
N: gashes open ziras belly and spills her guts out
Z: slashes nala and claws out eyes
N: hey thats powerplaying!!
Z: no because i cant miss idiot!!!!
I wasn't sure whether I should laugh, or cry...
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Friend: Anybody want a female mate? I'm willing to role-play, looked pups, ect.
Me (Lunar): Pff, this again.
Paradox: How about you ask lunar, he seems like a nice guy
Friend: But...
Paradox: You guys should have pups, and raise a happy family...
Me: Oh, so you automatically assume I'm a guy?
Paradox: You're not?!?!?! I'll date you, then
Friend: Let's go now, I'M the one looking for a mate.
Paradox: Im confused
Me: Yeah, me too buddy.
People and their obsession with mates these days... I'd much rather go out and RP.
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Ugggg...
Me: Look, I didn't copy your groups name.
Wolves From Wild Wolves: Yes you did!
Me: Reeally? Why don't you go bug the other 40 Groups Named Wild Wolves?
Wild Wolves. Pfft, think they are SOOO Great. They have big heads, and look like Pedo Bears.
._.
That's a serious idiot.
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Red Wolf - *Plays Harp*
Black Wolf - You got a harp?
Red Wolf - Yes and did you know they have spirits?
Black Wolf - So they have genders?
Red Wolf - So the question is can you have sex with it?
Black Wolf - Is it a girl?
Red Wolf - *Shrugs and hands over harp* Why don't you check?
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pup: drinks all the water in the wurld
Me: What's a wurld?
pup: ur stupid if u dont know
Me: Orlly? I know what a world is.
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Red Wolf - *Plays Harp*
Black Wolf - You got a harp?
Red Wolf - Yes and did you know they have spirits?
Black Wolf - So they have genders?
Red Wolf - So the question is can you have sex with it?
Black Wolf - Is it a girl?
Red Wolf - *Shrugs and hands over harp* Why don't you check?
O Jesus XD
pup: drinks all the water in the wurld
Me: What's a wurld?
pup: ur stupid if u dont know
Me: Orlly? I know what a world is.
LAWL XD
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stupidest question some one asked me has to be: whens the 4th of july? he immediately saw the answer and had an embaryssment moment! everyone laughed happilly evur after da end!
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dragon: kills hit no miss
Me: Go away please.
dragon: u r a bish im blocking u
Me: Go ahead.
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dont you hate it when people claim public maps im like go make your own map and claim it
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Mapclaimers are annoying, yes. And most of them all gravitate to a single cluster of rocks in Fluorite.
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More hilarity from the oh-so-sophisticated world of Bonfire. This was a fight I was eavesdropping on between two of the many Zira and Nala characters.
N: LEAVE NOW!!!
Z: pounces
N: jumps on zira and kills her
Z: dodges kill
N: gashes open ziras belly and spills her guts out
Z: slashes nala and claws out eyes
N: hey thats powerplaying!!
Z: no because i cant miss idiot!!!!
I wasn't sure whether I should laugh, or cry...
This just made my day.. xD
Okay, so I was chilling with a few friends when one of them comes out with a random sentence.
"And what's really cool is that Bob spelled backwards is Bob!"
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More hilarity from the oh-so-sophisticated world of Bonfire. This was a fight I was eavesdropping on between two of the many Zira and Nala characters.
N: LEAVE NOW!!!
Z: pounces
N: jumps on zira and kills her
Z: dodges kill
N: gashes open ziras belly and spills her guts out
Z: slashes nala and claws out eyes
N: hey thats powerplaying!!
Z: no because i cant miss idiot!!!!
I wasn't sure whether I should laugh, or cry...
This just made my day.. xD
Okay, so I was chilling with a few friends when one of them comes out with a random sentence.
"And what's really cool is that Bob spelled backwards is Bob!"
They lie! Bob spelled backwards is boB!
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More hilarity from the oh-so-sophisticated world of Bonfire. This was a fight I was eavesdropping on between two of the many Zira and Nala characters.
N: LEAVE NOW!!!
Z: pounces
N: jumps on zira and kills her
Z: dodges kill
N: gashes open ziras belly and spills her guts out
Z: slashes nala and claws out eyes
N: hey thats powerplaying!!
Z: no because i cant miss idiot!!!!
I wasn't sure whether I should laugh, or cry...
This just made my day.. xD
Okay, so I was chilling with a few friends when one of them comes out with a random sentence.
"And what's really cool is that Bob spelled backwards is Bob!"
They lie! Bob spelled backwards is boB!
Oh gawd.. lies, lies everywhere! ;~;
Hehe.. but true. So shall we agree on that 'bob' spelled backwards is 'bob' ? :]
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More hilarity from the oh-so-sophisticated world of Bonfire. This was a fight I was eavesdropping on between two of the many Zira and Nala characters.
N: LEAVE NOW!!!
Z: pounces
N: jumps on zira and kills her
Z: dodges kill
N: gashes open ziras belly and spills her guts out
Z: slashes nala and claws out eyes
N: hey thats powerplaying!!
Z: no because i cant miss idiot!!!!
I wasn't sure whether I should laugh, or cry...
This just made my day.. xD
Okay, so I was chilling with a few friends when one of them comes out with a random sentence.
"And what's really cool is that Bob spelled backwards is Bob!"
They lie! Bob spelled backwards is boB!
Oh gawd.. lies, lies everywhere! ;~;
Hehe.. but true. So shall we agree on that 'bob' spelled backwards is 'bob' ? :]
these boxes look FUNKY
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these boxes look FUNKY
-Smacks head of keyboard- kajskyyeaxmakwugak
I read boxers instead of boxes.. lawl. o.e There was I thinking what the... until I realised.. xD
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this happened last night
me: deley your charrie looks cute
delay: yours is cuter
me:aww thanks!
another one
random wolf 1: can i join your groep?
lion male: your a canine. please change
random wolf 2: but i am a lion!
lion female: no your a wolf. please change to feline first
rw1:ima feline!
rw2:meow!
lm:uhg fine
lf:fine your a lion
lm;you two need to leave your groeps
it wents pon for a while untill they blocked them i think
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Me: Ohhh such a pretty day in Flourite. I bet this is a good omen that I won't lag or be attacked by fangirls!
*walks literally 5 pixels and....*
Fangirl: OMG LOOK GUYS!!!! LETS CHASE HIM!!!
Me: T^T FFFFFF!!! *running. Lags and loses connection*
;-;
LOL I laughed so hard I cried XDD
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Feww...Thank goodness nobody noticed what PoochyenaShinyF and Poochyena M were doing yesterday in Fluorite...We did some things pretty ridiculous that diserve being here..
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Santa: HO HO HO
Me: Santa :D
Santa: -Kills MetaKnight-
Me: D: Wait.... violent Santa?
Santa: Consumes Metaknight's body
Me: GET AWAY FROM MY CORPSE, FREAK.
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I'm Amazi.
Anyway, on Bonfire, I was supposed to be hunting for my pack, since they were mapless, and then I forgot and started hanging out with friends and this happened.
Amazi: Hallo freunde.
Moose: *kills amazi*
Amazi: WTF?
Moose: i killed you.
Amazi: I'm not stupid. I'm just wondering why you killed me.
Moose: then why did you say why?
Amazi: ... I just told you.
Buck M: no u didnt
Buck F: yea no u didnt
Moose: *kills amazi*
Amazi: WHAT THE HECK?!
Moose: wut?
Amazi: Ich werde Sie jetzt zu ignorieren. Goodbye, lass mich in Ruhe.
Moose: wut?
Amazi: *Turns and ignores Moose; then resumes talking to friends*
I don't even know why there was a Buck F, but there was. -.-
And then, on Sife then happened.
Sife: Sife launched himself on the challenging wolf. Trying to get a hard grip on the throat of Dilbo.
Dilbo: Dilbo sat there, trying to ignore the wolf, until Sife threw himself on Dilbo. Dilbo shook the other brute off, and snorted.
Sife: Sife growled as his head hit a tree.
(I kept typing long paragraphs so I looked like an idiot. XD)
Fish: *Hops on land and sees wolves fighting* Hurro.
Dilbo: What do you want?))
Fish: *Pokes Sife* Wut's wrong with her?
Dilbo: The character's a guy. :I))
Fish: CANT BREATHE! *Hops in water*
Sife: What'd I miss?
I said 'What'd I miss' after I posted this super long paragraph, which took like five chat boxes.
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Apologies if this is inaccurate in some way (and it most likely is), but it has been quite a while since this first occurred.. haha..
I remember a time in Bonfire when I created a hare character and ran to the coast. After a bit of roleplaying, I said that I would "be right back." Regardless, some sort of neon blue animal walked up to me as I had left and stated "kills no miss," or something along those lines. After I came back, I began to roleplay once again, stating "The animal's eyes widened at the sight of the creature and it fled immediately, crawling back into its home." The player then proceeded to shout "GODMODDER!!!! UR SUPOSE 2 BE DEAD!!! POWERPLAYER!!" or something of that sort continuously. I tried to explain to them that I was inactive at the time and that "kills no miss" is godmodding as well, yet they ignored my statement and continued to try to insult me with "UR DEAD DUMB BUNNY!XD DIE STUPID." After a while, I felt kind of awkward and merely left.
It was quite humorous at the time since it was the first sort of player I had encountered that intentionally tried to kill my character in the worst way possible.
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I've seen horrible powerplaying. One time, a player blurting out how he just randomly killed another, without any description, just powerplay xD It was funny to watch as well!
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Einstein: SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE! OWWWW!!! BABBBBBY!
Me: ...?
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Today in Last Cave, the General chat was nonexistent so I decided to try saying 'Hi' and all that.
Before I knew what was going on, I was apparently the teacher of a science academy, in which I threw food at my students and gave them random grades. And when a student retrieved a bit of food I stole straight from my stomach, I was nice enough to upgrade their A- to an A+. Because, yaknow...that takes initiative.
I was truly proud of my pupils.
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Today in Last Cave, the General chat was nonexistent so I decided to try saying 'Hi' and all that.
Before I knew what was going on, I was apparently the teacher of a science academy, in which I threw food at my students and gave them random grades. And when a student retrieved a bit of food I stole straight from my stomach, I was nice enough to upgrade their A- to an A+. Because, yaknow...that takes initiative.
I was truly proud of my pupils.
^ What the heck? I don't get it..
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Today in Last Cave, the General chat was nonexistent so I decided to try saying 'Hi' and all that.
Before I knew what was going on, I was apparently the teacher of a science academy, in which I threw food at my students and gave them random grades. And when a student retrieved a bit of food I stole straight from my stomach, I was nice enough to upgrade their A- to an A+. Because, yaknow...that takes initiative.
I was truly proud of my pupils.
^ What the heck? I don't get it..
Nothing really to get. Just kindof funny how really random and strange RPs develop from seemingly nowhere.
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Me: Whoa...
Lunch detention: SIT DOWN.
Me: ... ;-; -Obeys-
Lunch detention: NOW CLEAN UP.
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... What... XD
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At school, Composition Class.
-twenty minutes later-
Compoistion Class:
Teacher: Okay Gabrielle give me a verb so the scholar can make up a sentence.
Me: okay.. um anything?
Teacher: Yes
Me: Um okay. Movies.
Friend: -nods- I love pink!
-class starts to laugh-
Teacher: No Jenny make up a sentence with the word movies.
Me: uh duh Jenny
Jenny: oh okay! I love movies
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I love when I see things making fun of school.
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..Randomness I'm not even going to try and understand. xD
Anways... I heard this a while ago in FH and it just came back to me right now. I don't even remember where this was but I heard this as I walked by:
"Where's my butt?!"
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xD that's stupid
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I've seen a Warrior cat named "StarTwinkle". I've seen some rediculous names... but THAT?
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'She farted off after her sister.'
Lul! She meant darted. xD That was hilarious. I was near the N/Z. It was a roleplayer in a warrior clan. It was hilarious. x3
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LOLOLOLOL!!! XDDDD
Cat: I gtg poop now. -poof-
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XPXPXP LOL farted xD
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I was in Ficho and this was a advertisement.
Join my group.
Lol!
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Red Wolf - *Plays Harp*
Black Wolf - You got a harp?
Red Wolf - Yes and did you know they have spirits?
Black Wolf - So they have genders?
Red Wolf - So the question is can you have sex with it?
Black Wolf - Is it a girl?
Red Wolf - *Shrugs and hands over harp* Why don't you check?
I soo laughed out hard after that.And it was the middle of the night and my parents were asleep...woke them both up.
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In general:
~Order of Darkness~ a realistic, mapped, house fly RP. We are literate and require 3 sentences at minimum. RP SAMPLE REQUIRED! Alpha rank open.
What.... e3e
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At least now we know the leader position is an Alpha and it's open owo
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so i was a human rp and some random wolfs comes up and says stares at human and burns with laser eyes then i said "what" they replied you are dead now you are a zombie" i was like ummmm...... ok they cwhere doing the same thing to other people :O
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LOLOLOLOL!!! XDDDD
Cat: I gtg poop now. -poof-
Ohmergerd! Lol! I can't stop laughing. x'DD
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Pokemon: CATCH ME
Me: Do I look like a trainer?
Pokemon: YA
Me: No.
Pokemon: YOU CATCH ME OR ELSE.
Me: Or else what?
Pokemon: *Disconnects*
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Red Wolf - *Plays Harp*
Black Wolf - You got a harp?
Red Wolf - Yes and did you know they have spirits?
Black Wolf - So they have genders?
Red Wolf - So the question is can you have sex with it?
Black Wolf - Is it a girl?
Red Wolf - *Shrugs and hands over harp* Why don't you check?
^L.M.F.A.O. x'DDD
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I remember a time when this random chick asked me and a friend, "Hey there, wanna have some fun? ;)." There's more to the story but I'd rather keep it out of the forums xD.
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Mate beggar: BE MY MATE IM FEMALE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
Me: Oh that's nice. I'm male, 10,000 and also ready to mingle.
They disconnect.
e3e
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OwO
Nice.
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Pokemon: CATCH ME
Me: Do I look like a trainer?
Pokemon: YA
Me: No.
Pokemon: YOU CATCH ME OR ELSE.
Me: Or else what?
Pokemon: *Disconnects*
This reminds me of one that happened a while ago.
Demonwolf: [talks forever about what heaven and hell is]
Karl: Gives demonwolf confused look
Demonwolf: I can take you there
I disconnect =D
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Pokemon: CATCH ME
Me: Do I look like a trainer?
Pokemon: YA
Me: No.
Pokemon: YOU CATCH ME OR ELSE.
Me: Or else what?
Pokemon: *Disconnects*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
That reminds me of a time when Nu and I were planning our FH wedding, which still hasn't been exactly planned out, in General and then someone popped in.
<Nutella2> Wolfie, can we be wed tomorrow?
<wolfie_lover> It depends if I'm going to be on tomorrow.
<*lilyrainbows*> u 2 r havn a wedin?
<wolfie_lover> Umm... Wut?
<Nutella2> Why? We're only inviting our friends.
<*lilyrainbows*> nvit me r els
<Nutella2> . . . Or else what?
*lilyrainbows* has left.
<wolfie_lover> Um... Ok?
*If anyone has the user *lilyrainbows* I am sorry, it was a user that I remember Nu chatting with.*
^^ So... Yeah.
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This was a whole series of stupid things happening in one group.
I had just joined(it was an assassin group, that's important), and the alphas announced we were going to Sky's Rim. So we set off, and naturally when I got to Ascension I started right away. This is when things started getting dumb.
Most of us started, and then after a few minutes the female alpha told everyone we had to come down to the bottom because we were going to race. We obliged, begrudgingly.
Then we started again. I was three rings from the top when the female alpha announced a member who had been away had come back, and we were to come back down yet again to give her a fair chance. We all refused this time, resulting in her throwing a hissy fit. (She herself failed the climb so many times she gave up)
But I and another member reached the top, and were helping another member find her way up. Then a random person also got to the top, and I thought I would congratulate them. Then the male alpha tells me not to speak in Local. I explained that I was talking to someone outside of the group, and he said that wasn't allowed.
He then went on a rant that assassins killed people, they didn't talk to them. I asked him if he knew the difference between IC and OOC, and that's when he had his turn for the hissy fit. He jumped to the bottom, and ordered everyone else to do so as well, and set our homes down there too.
It was at this point that I left the group. Some people, jeez O_O
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My reply to all of these powerplayers and godmodders. (by the way, I'm unsure if it's godmoders or godmodders)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj5OOGqM7YE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj5OOGqM7YE) and facepalm right after.
Also!
Legend: RH: random horse, W: wolf, NM: no miss
Me: -chilling, with my wolf! pack at the +-
Some horses arrive too.
Random horse, leader probably: get out wolfs! we live here so u shouldnt be here!
My pack starts growling and threatening the horses.
Me: -trying to be civilized- Hey! Why don't we talk about this instead of fighting?
None of them listen, they charge!
RH: -tears flesh out of wolfs neck and snaps te neck, killing it nm-
W: -bites into horses neck and kills nm-
W: -throws guts to oter horses- theres more were that came from!
Me: ._. Seriously, guys? -talking in group chat to all fighting wolves-
W's: (my name), we have to spill horse blod over our hill tonight!!!!!!!
WEIRD STUFF
RH: -starts glowing black, horn appears as well as big bat wings-
Me: :X
W: -glows as well, starts to breath fire on the horses, turning one into dust-
RH: -slices wolf in half with wing and stomps on guts-
Me: ._.
W: -kills all horses with fire breath NM-
RH: -comes back to life, kills all wolfs NM-
That's when I left the group secretly and ran away. It might be a dumb story, but sadly that's all I remember.
:a what a fooke:
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I have a lot of weird and random things happen to me on Feral Heart, and I often ask, "Why do dumb people bother ME?"
One time, I was RP-ing with my friend and some random people just walked up to us and were like *kills* and *eats soul* ._. I was saying, "Dudes, go away. We're RP-ing." and they were telling me "no" and I (being me) went on about how they were PowerPlaying and not Roleplaying correctly and they tried to tell me they had just started the game and I was like "oh, alright then." Then they started going on about how they had actually joined like 2 years ago or something and the dude was like, "I just lie about when I joined so people will talk to me," I was like, "0.0 ._. Okay then..." That was annoying...
My friend and I were in party once and she had a puppy (it was fake; imaginary) and we were derping and I said *Throws puppy in fire* :D And she was so mad after that... She ended up yelling at me and I was saying "It's just a game.." and she told me, "You're a game!" and left the party. ._. I was just like "...whatever >.>" *Goes along and RPs and starts minding my own buisness*
I was at Stone Bridge once and I was advertising with my pack and someone yelled in caps, "(insert whatever the lion's name was here) LOOKS LIKE POOP!" So of course, being the curious people I am, I F3-ed the person and...
They were right ._. The lion looked like poop... And that's when I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants...
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I just remembered something xD
My pack was sitting around Christmas Eve and we were all hanging out and goofing off and someone (they were in the pack too xD) randomly went over to my friend and said, "FOR NARNIA! *Jumps on*" (something along those lines). And my other friend came over and started doing it too and I was like xD Dudes I fit in this pack so well xDD
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HurrHurr, reading through these is making me remember xD (sorry for being annoying x3)
I was F3ing and ran into a neon warrior cat named SparkleButt xD
I was in Fluorite with my Clan (AGES ago) and some random neon wolf came up to us and said, "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PANTIES? THEY ARE PINK WITH POLKA DOTS!" I was like o3o "what?" and they were like, "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PANTIES?" And they just kept asking over and over until they left and then came back and kept doing it... >.> I laughed so hard though xD
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Me: -Randomly sitting-
Person: lets rp
Me: Okay.
Person: do u like 1d?
Me: No.
Person: U SHUD DIE. -Storms off-
Me: What.... just happened?
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I had just joinedthis pack, and we were just hanging. THEN a sparkle wolf, who was neon green,blue,and pink came up to us.
Sp -sparklewolf
SP-HI HOW R U 2 DAY!?!?!?
Me- (trying not to be rude) I'm good.
Sp- CAN I JOIN UR PAK? AND BE UR ALPHA FEMALE?
Me- Well, My leader has a alpha female. And we only take literate people like me.
She went on caps rageing... Heres another one with a
random wolf named brad m hot
Brad-hi will u b mi m8?
Me-Well...
BRAD- PLZ babe i wan 2 put u and i 2gether in the abcs!!!!!!!!!
Me- No need when n and o are arleady together.
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People that do the sexual things are majority furry linked. XD
But I have a weird story. When I was sitting around on my cat character, some random wolf whispered me saying, "Will you be my alpha female for my pack?" Keep in mind that I was on my male cat character, and a wolf was asking.
I'm tired now. XD
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-facepalm-I tottally hit the bottom yesterday.
There was my dragon roleplaying group,and we were only three,so I was trying to get more members.I saw this fire dragon,made with presets,and he was very unrealistic.But we were desesperated,and because I was the leader,I had to recruit him.
Me:-flies over to dragon-Mmmm...Pretty nice presets :D
Dragon-Thanks.
Me:Would you like to join our group........Handsome ;]
No he didn't join.But a ton of other dragons appeared and joined my group.And I didn't embarrasse myself for nothing.
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Okay this happen at school
-Friend eats chocolate and I go up to her-
Me: Hey.. What is that?
Jenny: Chocolate
Me:Uh huh how do you spell chocolate..?
Jenny:G....
Me:-Go to the back of the line and I was cracking up-
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Basically I was sitting at L island with my dragon clan, and then, some small wolves came along..
PL:Pack leader
M: Me
Dr/Ds: Dragon/Dragons
Ws: Wolves
Dr: Sees wolves coming and jumps onto his feet, starting to roar
PL: get out idiot dragons! we live here now, not u!
M: Stands up and walks to the wolf "Before anything starts, we can sort this out by talking. NOT ripping each other up."
PL: no! DIEEEEE! -jumps up at the dragons stomach and rips his guts out, then tears out his heart and kills him.-
Dr: (Powerplayer.)
PL: (SHUT UP IDIOT ITS NOT LIKE U ARE SMART, AND YOUR DEAD SO LAY THE F DOWN!)
Ws: -Run to the other dragons and kill them all-
M: (Block them.)
And that's what we did. xD
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Ok, once I was on a character called "Immortal Wolf F" in a random public map, and this is what happened:
Me: The female basked in the sun, pawing the grass sleepily. She sighed and flicked her ear.
[RandomUser] has entered.
Me: [General] Hello. What's up?
RandomUser: Da sky.
Me: So true. lol
RU: Wanna go jump off a waterfall, Blog?
Me: Nope, and I'm not Blog, sorry.
RU: Oh, I think you are...*does magical spell*
Me: *blocks magical spell* Sorry what was that you said?
RU: "Oh, I think you are..." Idiot
Me: Please don't be rude.
RU: IMA BE WATTA WAN CUZ IM IN PUBLI C MAAPP. IDIOTIO
Me: Ok then. Thank you for your time! *blocks*
XD That's exactly how the person said it: IMA BE WATTA WAN CUZ IM IN PUBLI C MAAPP. IDIOTIO
I was, in real life, like "...I want cookies." I am good at totally keeping my cool when people are weird. I just go, "Ok. Thanks for your time!" Then I block 'em if they're too annoying or rude. lol
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I can't say exactly what the people were saying because most stuff didb't have the best language. -.-' But I was in South Pole, and this time their General Chat was crazier that Fluorite's... o_o
They were talking about going 'number 1 and 2' in the tolite. That was... disturbing.
I was in Fluorite with my Clan (AGES ago) and some random neon wolf came up to us and said, "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PANTIES? THEY ARE PINK WITH POLKA DOTS!" I was like o3o "what?" and they were like, "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PANTIES?" And they just kept asking over and over until they left and then came back and kept doing it... >.> I laughed so hard though xD
Dude, I can't breathe. xDD
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I was in Fitcho and someone said> Like a Baws -Farts in face-
o--o
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Me: Oh look. Some sparkletards.
Sparkletard 1: -following us around-
Sparkletard 2: -Sits on my friend-
Friend: Hey look! They bow to me! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: -Facepaw-
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I was at the adoption centre once, just minding my own business as a lil' pup and doing my best to be helpful to the other pups and cubs looking for parents.
Then suddenly, one of the other pups whispered me and asked me to be their brother. Now, when it comes to this sort of thing I can be incredibly fussy about the literacy level of who I rp with. This person was most assuredly not literate, so I politely declined. The conversation from then on went something like this:
Pup: plsss
Me: How about those other pups just there? They look more like you, anyway.
Pup: no ur charactr is bettr
Me: Well thank you, but not today.
Pup: y not plzzzz
Me: Alright, I wanted to be kind, but frankly I prefer to RP with more literate people.
Pup: ok
Me: Ok.
Pup: crys
Me: Listen, don't start that. Pity-RPing will not sway me, it'll only make me like you less.
Pup: be mi brother or ill report u!!!!
Me:...for what, exactly?
Pup: ok im doing it and i will block u
Me: Good luck with that, I've done nothing wrong.
Pup: SHUT UP
And then they blocked me. XD good fun, good fun.
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Today in Atlantis I was chilling with a friend while we were licking sand when general gets blasted with HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! And so I simply say it as well. So then I see in general: "RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!" And a bunch of people say "nu rape "and stuff and then he says "this guy is rapin me" so I was like o.e dafuq... it was strange...
In bonfire a random person comes up to me and my friend saying: "OMG UR LIKE.. AHHH! -PINCHES UR ALLS BUTTS- WOW SQWISHYY!!" My friend and I were like "Ummm... okay then... " and we ran into flourite.
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I remember In feralheart I was In temple of Dreams, And could hear what these two wolves were talking about,- One said,"It's getting abit crowded We should go too Lonely cave It's always empty there, The second one was like "Alright Man, Never been there before. I was like O_O True story Lol.
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I remember In feralheart I was In temple of Dreams, And could hear what these two wolves were talking about,- One said,"It's getting abit crowded We should go too Lonely cave It's always empty there, The second one was like "Alright Man, Never been there before. I was like O_O True story Lol.
Haha, I dont go into Temple of Dreams much anymore. When I do go in, the chat is always.... Weird and disturbing ._. xD
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This was more awkward and weird than funny, but here you go.
I was in Bonfire and suddenly I see something on the chat:
"i r@ped you once but its ok"
There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I can't even.
He then began caps screaming at the chick:
"IM SORRY I GOT U PREGNANT ILY!!!!111!!!!1!!"
This is just...odd. Not sure if I should laugh my butt off, or cry.
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This was more awkward and weird than funny, but here you go.
I was in Bonfire and suddenly I see something on the chat:
"i r@ped you once but its ok"
There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I can't even.
He then began caps screaming at the chick:
"IM SORRY I GOT U PREGNANT ILY!!!!111!!!!1!!"
This is just...odd. Not sure if I should laugh my butt off, or cry.
LOL, how about you laugh so hard you cry? Then you can do both laugh and cry. ;D
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Today in Flourite, There was this floor cleaner i began to laaugh so hard he was crouched with OMG face on and licking the floor heres the converstaion:
FC : would you like me to clean your floor?
Me: O_o ok...
FC : -cleans floor and maeks it sparkllleeeezzz
Me : thanks.. you? ( i was so comfused but laughign hard irl XD) FC : i muat go on and fine someone elses floor to clean someone elses floor
Me ; ok....
FC : -poofs-
he is still online atm he is in bonfire atm if you want to see it XD
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One time at the adoption center in Bonfire, someone tried to pick up a pup with their butt....
Pup: -sits-
Weirdo: inserts pup in butt and farts it out! patootie! Asdfjklbxbrh lol.
Pup: -leaves-
OH MAH GAWD! X'D
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Oh my god, guys.
I came back to the forums today to clean out my account and start over. I just found this topic, still going on with over 53 pages.
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I LOVE YOU ALL.
*hugs*
I swear I'll go find some more incredibly stupid stuff to keep this thread running strong! :D
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*Hugs back* That'll be easy. I'm going to edit this when I find something stupid. Lul.
Edit: Fartzilla has arrived... (FZ) FZ: FARTS ON YOU "UR DEAD. I KILLED YOU." Me: *Walks away slowly* FZ: GET BCK HRE I KILED U DEAD PEOPLE CANT WALK. UR BEING UN RELAITISC THRE R NO SUCH THINS A ZOMBS. DIE DIE DIEEEEE. JUMPS ON YOU. Me: *Runs back into Ficho Tunnel*
Bonfire. .___.
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I had another Jerry Springer moment in Bonfire a few days ago. I was sitting on one of the random rocks scattered in Bonfire when this "preg" female wolf comes toward me and starts curling up around my legs. My first thought was.... >.> huh what's going on here? Then she started RP licking me and telling me I luv u. I quicky switched to a "horror" face and sprinted away from the area. She chased me and started shouting in caps "U IZ MY BABYz DADDY! U MATE ME BY THE ROCK! HOW DARE U RAPE ME!!!! OMG IM GONNA REPORT U TO THE MODS!!! IF U DUNT TAKE CARE OF MY BABY IMMA KILL U!
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I had another Jerry Springer moment in Bonfire a few days ago. I was sitting on one of the random rocks scattered in Bonfire when this "preg" female wolf comes toward me and starts curling up around my legs. My first thought was.... >.> huh what's going on here? Then she started RP licking me and telling me I luv u. I quicky switched to a "horror" face and sprinted away from the area. She chased me and started shouting in caps "U IZ MY BABYz DADDY! U MATE ME BY THE ROCK! HOW DARE U RAPE ME!!!! OMG IM GONNA REPORT U TO THE MODS!!! IF U DUNT TAKE CARE OF MY BABY IMMA KILL U!
LOL, that is so strange. I think that was probably the point, but that does sound weird.
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Funny things that have happened to me:
I was walking past a mate center and wanted to watch it. So I did. This is what happened: ps using fake names
Mate center: Shadow please step into the center
Mate center: if any boy wolves like her please go to stand by her
-three wolves go to stand by her-
Fang: pick me
Sam: no pick me
Killer: I WANT CHU SO BAD BABE
Shadow: I don't want any of you I watched you and you all came up to the other girls on every single turn if you really loved me you would have waited so bye!!!!
And I was like, what the.....?
Then there was this other time a person was playing as a character named Husky Fish. WTF?!
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At some unearthly hour in the morning in Fluorite, two ferals are chatting in local.
"Pants, pants, pants," said one feral.
"Pants," repeated the other.
Doctor Flob, listening to the conversation from afar buts in, "I ain't wearing any." For it was bedtime for Flob and she was in her PJs. :)
The ferals giggle at Flob's random remark and resumed their conversation.
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:D
Funny things that have happened to me:
I was walking past a mate center and wanted to watch it. So I did. This is what happened: ps using fake names
Mate center: Shadow please step into the center
Mate center: if any boy wolves like her please go to stand by her
-three wolves go to stand by her-
Fang: pick me
Sam: no pick me
Killer: I WANT CHU SO BAD BABE
Shadow: I don't want any of you I watched you and you all came up to the other girls on every single turn if you really loved me you would have waited so bye!!!!
And I was like, what the.....?
Then there was this other time a person was playing as a character named Husky Fish. WTF?!
I like this one :D
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A stupid thing I see all the time:
Those pups at the Adoption Centre with the "sad" emote on, their heads down and saying things like "crys" and "nobody will adopt me". Makes me wanna flip a whole room full of tables. Maybe people would want you if you didn't look so suicidal and attention-seeking. :I
Update:
Ooh, someone just jumped off pride rock because nobody would adopt them. They hadn't actually tried coming to the Adoption Centre at all, even after I suggested it to them as a logical alternative to rp suicide.
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ok i have one thats just so weird, i took a screenshot, but looking back at it, i dont think i can show/tell you about it, it was funny but also realy..... freaky. if by any chance you were in Ficho Tunnel two nights ago, you might have seen it.
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(At school, science class)
Teacher: Jenny give me a simple machine.
Jenny:Um Um Um
Me:Solar..
Jenny:Umm Bed Bug
(My friend and I, dies of laughter)
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This was more awkward and weird than funny, but here you go.
I was in Bonfire and suddenly I see something on the chat:
"i r@ped you once but its ok"
There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I can't even.
He then began caps screaming at the chick:
"IM SORRY I GOT U PREGNANT ILY!!!!111!!!!1!!"
This is just...odd. Not sure if I should laugh my butt off, or cry.
I'm not sure either....stared at it like 3 min with the OMG faceNo cry,no laught.
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Just a few minutes ago I was sitting in the Cape over hearing someone's conversation and the kid says "Wait I will brb my mom just told me to go brush my teats"...
I was like O_o... I hope they meant to say teeth
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A guy was stalking me,then he whispered me and said:
"Guy: GO TO PLAINS AND JOIN MY RP.
Me: no thanks...
Me: -Looks at RP-
Me: I don't like sharks though.
Guy: YOU ARE DUMB AND STOOPID FOR HATING SHARKS,GO DIE IN A HOLE"
Me: ...
Guy: CRY CRYBABY BACON.
Me: wut
Guy: MY WIFE IS DEAD,OKAY
Me: ...
Guy: ME AND MY WIFE JUST GOT MARRIED
Me: But you said she's dead...
Guy: SHE'S ALIVE.YOU LIE
Me: How old are you?
Guy: I'M 14 AND A GUY
Me: I asked your age,not gender.
Guy: GO DIE IN A ANTHOLE IDIOT.
Me: -Leaves whisper and blocks guy-
Me: phew
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Just a few minutes ago I was sitting in the Cape over hearing someone's conversation and the kid says "Wait I will brb my mom just told me to go brush my teats"...
I was like O_o... I hope they meant to say teeth
xD that made me cough with laughter!
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I was in Fluorite for the first time in a while...
Just running around, being a kitteh. I'm not on public maps often, so I hadn't really explored all of fluorite. So, I decided to take a look at everything there. Over by one of the more public areas where lots of people were hanging out in groups, just chatting, there was a group of dark-colored wolves on the outskirts. They were still in local chat, and everyone could hear them. I was pretty sure they thought nobody could...
It went something like this:
"So guyz, what iz the plann?"
"We r goin to troll sum ppl."
I didn't stay for much more than that, just walked away laughing at their stupidity.
Like some say, don't ever doubt the stupidity of people in groups.
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I was smacked by lionlie123 (One of my besties) who was role-playing as a kitten. (I was an elf.) And then everyone started smacking my poor little Elven, Alavar.
After all that, I went to my fox group, which I soon found out that it was destroyed, and this started:
Me <Group>: "Funch, you make me feel like I'm walking on air." Zemb whispers to her best friend.
Group leader <Local>: Sorry guys, but my fox has somewhere else to go. I'm breaking up the group.
Me <Local>: What?!
Group leader <Local>: Only since I found out that, my love, Zemb was cheating on someone from another fox group.
Me <Local and outraged>: Wut, you little--
I'm going to cut it short there, I know what I said wasn't correct... But, it wasn't a public map fr 5 year olds and 8 year olds to see.
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A guy was stalking me,then he whispered me and said:
"Guy: GO TO PLAINS AND JOIN MY RP.
Me: no thanks...
Me: -Looks at RP-
Me: I don't like sharks though.
Guy: YOU ARE DUMB AND STOOPID FOR HATING SHARKS,GO DIE IN A HOLE"
Me: ...
Guy: CRY CRYBABY BACON.
Me: wut
Guy: MY WIFE IS DEAD,OKAY
Me: ...
Guy: ME AND MY WIFE JUST GOT MARRIED
Me: But you said she's dead...
Guy: SHE'S ALIVE.YOU LIE
Me: How old are you?
Guy: I'M 14 AND A GUY
Me: I asked your age,not gender.
Guy: GO DIE IN A ANTHOLE IDIOT.
Me: -Leaves whisper and blocks guy-
Me: phew
Omigosh, a similar thing like that happened to me once! xDD
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Hello Flooflys, Imma tell you random thing of what happend in FH
LETS BEGIN!!!!! :)
Razz: (Me) Hmmm bored
Somone: Hia Razz!
Razz: Hi
Somone 2: HEY RAZZ!
Razz: Hi!
Someone 3: RAZZ waz up! :)
Razz: Hey, and nothing
Rapid: ( BFFLE) - Sits on Razz -
Somone 4: Hey Razz...
Rapid: Hi :)
Razz: >.>
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So I will try this thing out. So I was laying down with my wolf chra somewhere in Flourite then some male leopard came.
Leopard: Hi
Me: Hi
Leopard: Can we be mates?
Me: Sorry am not really looking for mate and you are a leopard and am a wolf.
Leopard: But I love you!
Me:..... I think you should go to Bonfire -Poofs-
Then I came back on like 10 minutes later with another wolf. I was laying again somewhere in Flourite and then I saw again that guy coming to me I just quickly logged off.
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Once I went into Bonfire and there was a group of Bathroom stuff. lol there was sink, toilet, and bathtub. So I made a toothbrush and joined them.
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Once in Bonfire there was a guy named Walmart, and there was a line of people "buying" stuff from him, so I decided to join.
Wal:What would you like?
Me: I'll have a toilet from your restroom
Wal:-hands toilet- That will be 2 bucks
Me: -hands 20 bucks- oh, and heres an extra 100$ for your troubles
Sometimes I'm so stupid.
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There's this wolf on stone bridge right now, bright yellow with red mane, with a name of "Kopa m Lion". He's claiming to be Simba's kid, and trying to join this lion rp which won't accept him. So he starts randomly talking in the third person and just now said "I love you, Kopa m Lion."
xD
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Once I was just walking down through Cape of Distant Worlds and then somebody yelled, "FEAR NOT IN DIS CONVERSATION." And a few minutes later a pride of lions were arguing whether teenage lions should be able to have cubs in the pride.
There are some pretty weird and funny things people have said on Feral Heart that were mentioned here. I was definitely laughing out loud at some.
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There's this wolf on stone bridge right now, bright yellow with red mane, with a name of "Kopa m Lion". He's claiming to be Simba's kid, and trying to join this lion rp which won't accept him. So he starts randomly talking in the third person and just now said "I love you, Kopa m Lion."
xD
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I have no words even though I'm quoting this XD
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On of my friends and I were on a custom map, which she made, and she hopped on this 'bridge'. She started typing: 'Wolfie, get your butt up her. :I Now.' I clicked on HeadSwing, as a 'No' emotion, she got ticked off. >:)
So, afterward, she rped shoving me onto the bridge, which was more narrow than I thought it was, and then she 'put' a lever by the bridge, making it the world's most powerful and dangerous bridge. I just stared at her like '...?'
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So,we were doing a pokemon rp.We were derping around,waiting for a friend of our.Then this trainer wants to battle.Our Mewtwo kicks his ass.Then he jumpsand runs away,saying "I SHALL RULE AGAIN!".Then,oooh boy,just keep reading.
Me:"Well,that was random"
Mewtwo:Yeah....
Zekrom:POPCORN SHALL RULE AGAIN!
Me:O.O
Charizard(My best friend,u remember?):Hey Drago.
Me:Char..Did you got caught?
Reshiram:FOR PANCAKES!
Char:In what?
Keldeo:THIS IS A COOKIE!
Me:The madness desiase.
Mewtwo:Hey guys.You know what?
Me\Char:What?
Mewtwo:ALL YOUR WALMART ARE BELONG TO US!
Char:Dang!Let's Rock n roll outtta here!-puts sunglasses on-
Me:But before...-puts sunglasses-PLAY EM OFF KEYBOARD CAT!
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So,we were doing a pokemon rp.We were derping around,waiting for a friend of our.Then this trainer wants to battle.Our Mewtwo kicks his ass.Then he jumpsand runs away,saying "I SHALL RULE AGAIN!".Then,oooh boy,just keep reading.
Me:"Well,that was random"
Mewtwo:Yeah....
Zekrom:POPCORN SHALL RULE AGAIN!
Me:O.O
Charizard(My best friend,u remember?):Hey Drago.
Me:Char..Did you got caught?
Reshiram:FOR PANCAKES!
Char:In what?
Keldeo:THIS IS A COOKIE!
Me:The madness desiase.
Mewtwo:Hey guys.You know what?
Me\Char:What?
Mewtwo:ALL YOUR WALMART ARE BELONG TO US!
Char:Dang!Let's Rock n roll outtta here!-puts sunglasses on-
Me:But before...-puts sunglasses-PLAY EM OFF KEYBOARD CAT!
... I have no idea what I just read.
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So,we were doing a pokemon rp.We were derping around,waiting for a friend of our.Then this trainer wants to battle.Our Mewtwo kicks his ass.Then he jumpsand runs away,saying "I SHALL RULE AGAIN!".Then,oooh boy,just keep reading.
Me:"Well,that was random"
Mewtwo:Yeah....
Zekrom:POPCORN SHALL RULE AGAIN!
Me:O.O
Charizard(My best friend,u remember?):Hey Drago.
Me:Char..Did you got caught?
Reshiram:FOR PANCAKES!
Char:In what?
Keldeo:THIS IS A COOKIE!
Me:The madness desiase.
Mewtwo:Hey guys.You know what?
Me\Char:What?
Mewtwo:ALL YOUR WALMART ARE BELONG TO US!
Char:Dang!Let's Rock n roll outtta here!-puts sunglasses on-
Me:But before...-puts sunglasses-PLAY EM OFF KEYBOARD CAT!
... I have no idea what I just read.
That's the whole point of this thread.
You should know these stuffs by nahow.
nahreallyjustkidding
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Me: -Sitting- Hello, lion.
Pokemon: USES FURY SWIPES HIT NO MISS
Me: ... I'm not a Pokemon. Go away please. C:
Pokemon: STFU
Me: Whoa. e3e Have a problem with me sitting here, buddy?
Pokemon: USES BITE HIT NO MISS
Me: Please stop. -Walking. They are following me everywhere-
Pokemon: USES FURY SWIPES HIT NO MISS
Me: Stop. Seriously. What part of "I am a Pokemon" do you not understand?
Pokemon: U INSULTED ME
Me: Really? Tell me what I said.
Pokemon: U CALLD ME A LION. IM A POKEMON YOU *Insert naughty language here*
Me: You do know I just took a screenshot, and can report you for that?
Pokemon: SHUT UP. I AM FRENDS WITH THE MAKERS OF THIS GAME AND THAY WUD NEVER BAN ME
Me: Well, you obviously are not since there is only one creator of Feral-Heart, and that's Kovu. C: Mods and Admins are a different deal.
Pokemon: NUH UH. IM BLOCKING U.
Me: Fine with me. Maybe I can get some peace and quiet.
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Me: -Sitting- Hello, lion.
Pokemon: USES FURY SWIPES HIT NO MISS
Me: ... I'm not a Pokemon. Go away please. C:
Pokemon: STFU
Me: Whoa. e3e Have a problem with me sitting here, buddy?
Pokemon: USES BITE HIT NO MISS
Me: Please stop. -Walking. They are following me everywhere-
Pokemon: USES FURY SWIPES HIT NO MISS
Me: Stop. Seriously. What part of "I am a Pokemon" do you not understand?
Pokemon: U INSULTED ME
Me: Really? Tell me what I said.
Pokemon: U CALLD ME A LION. IM A POKEMON YOU *Insert naughty language here*
Me: You do know I just took a screenshot, and can report you for that?
Pokemon: SHUT UP. I AM FRENDS WITH THE MAKERS OF THIS GAME AND THAY WUD NEVER BAN ME
Me: Well, you obviously are not since there is only one creator of Feral-Heart, and that's Kovu. C: Mods and Admins are a different deal.
Pokemon: NUH UH. IM BLOCKING U.
Me: Fine with me. Maybe I can get some peace and quiet.
.3. Annoying, but entertaining XD
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Right now, I'm chillin' with my pack and our allies, and some warrior cat came by and went, -walks into rock- 'watch were you goin you butt!' and I was like, 'o3o...'
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Right now, I'm chillin' with my pack and our allies, and some warrior cat came by and went, -walks into rock- 'watch were you goin you butt!' and I was like, 'o3o...'
Random. XD
I was RPing in my PewDiePie Rp as CutiePie, and then a 'Cat' named Hollyleaf started singing "Ko Ki Ko" (The older version of Po Pi Po.) I just sat there, until they poofed off into a burritor flavoured hamster named Taco. XD
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When I made an emo-looking wolf... white with black scars, mane, tailtip, and markings. Used contracted eyes and made them white. Made the wolf small and named it... "Adoption Center." xD Then I just went to Bonfire and sat and waited fer cubbies and puppies to come along. O.o
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I wish I could think up some :'( If I find some I will let you all know! :)
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I was listening to something weird, but it was looped so I was cool with it. Anyway, I kept rping a character's death, randomly in the middle of Bonfire; with now rp crap there. >.<
Then started cussing to the water, as my character's ghost.
I am an idiot sometimes.
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I was chillin' with my buddy in Bonfire, and he suddenly, said he hated Minecraft... So I was like D:, said brb, logged off. Went on create a charrie, and made Steve of Minecraft, naming him "Steve Minecraft." Then when I logged back on a met with my friend, he ran away... And I chase him all the way to Skys rim xD
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Ok, so...its was very awkward for me and my friend so here is basically what happened to me in Atlantis.
This guy that I forgot the name was like get up you two. And he told us that he lost his son Cody and me and my friend were whispering to each other. He said something about a fire that took Cody and then he/she sended me a friend request and actually invited me to a group called missing Cody. I went to Lonely Cave to avoid this awkward person when my friend had to go.
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I would be like, what the unicorn-farting hippos, dude?
XD
Did you RP or anything?
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Person: IM A GOD I KILLD 12,000 BEARZ IN A ROW JUST TRY TO KILL ME IM INVINCABLE
Me: Why are you saying this to me? e3e
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Wolf1 : I got extra sexyness, it's called SWAG
Wolf2 : Secretly We Are Gay
Firestone F Kit : Kills Lilly by drowning her in my pee.
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Question why does every weird feral heart person spell badly?
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I think the less weird speak good grammar, but awful for us, there are A LOT of illiterate, very weird people.And it is just easier to find the illiterate ones, because they are so common as Puppy having a signature with a dog or canine.
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I don't know if we were RPing or not...XD so anyways I must tell u what happened o.o
I was on my Lunaro FKMN char and then yeah.. XD this purple wolf named Midnight Wolf came up to me.
<Midnight Wolf> hey lunaro fknm
<Midnight Wolf> I love your wings
<Lunaro FKMN (Me)> O.o
<Midnight Wolf> bye thn
They are her spelling mistakes not mine >.< i bet she didn't know i was a girl o.o Before that I was being chased by a person's char named Blue that was purple black and white. I said Im being chased then they stopped chasing me xD
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"Those legs look they're slowing you down, why don't you let me CUT THEM OFF!" -DayZ Psychopath
"I'm going to cut your head off! Then wear your face and your hair! AHHHHH!"- DayZ Psychopath
This YouTube mini series is f***ing amazing. I recommend you watch it.
I was literally laughing the whole time, I think I grew some abs.
The series is by NormalDifficulty and they're titled DayZ Psychopath, I command you to go watch them.
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I'm very sorry for double posting...anyways...look.
(Screams F sits in front of me) (Im using real names by the way)
<Screams F> What the hell are you?
<Lunaro FKMN (me)> A Fakemon :P
<Screams F> A who?
<Lunaro FKMN> Fakemon
<Screams F> -screams a howl-
<Lunaro FKMN> What da heck? O.o
lol
EDIT: oh i didn't double post XD
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You know what we had today in Ficho?Russian rats.You heard all right.Russian rats fooling around us, very quiet Fakemon just talking.
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<Rath> Dib.
<Rath> Go.
<Rath> Die.
<Rath> In.
<Rath> A.
<Rath> Hole.
<Dib> O:
<Rath> With me <3
<Dib> Ummm...
<Rath> Don't worry I am gay.
<Dib> But I am a boy!
<Rath> I know.
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<Rath> Dib.
<Rath> Go.
<Rath> Die.
<Rath> In.
<Rath> A.
<Rath> Hole.
<Dib> O:
<Rath> With me <3
<Dib> Ummm...
<Rath> Don't worry I am gay.
<Dib> But I am a boy!
<Rath> I know.
The survival of the weirdest. :O
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Oh, the joys of Bonfire.
Within the last five minutes, the same person has sent me three group requests even after I told them I never accept random requests, another person has sent me a group request and been incredibly butthurt when I told them the same thing, and some random lioness asked to be my mate and is now whispering me in a rather passive-aggressive manner because I rejected her.
Dayum, guys.
EDIT: Make that four requests from the first person.
EDIT AGAIN: And now the matebegging lioness is whispering me like nothing happened. I think I'm gonna go change accounts.
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Edit:
This was a stupid idea do a banner for the first page. Read two posts down, if you don't mind~
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Game Discussion, not a advertising board.
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Game Discussion, not a advertising board.
Aw, hold on, sorry. >_<
My brain was in another website mode. So when it came up with that, it felt completely logical.
Just remember when it comes to me, I haven't been on this forum in forever. o_o
Sorry about that. xD
But oh well, it's another stupid story for us all.
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So, yesterday, I was in Ficho and seven or eight black and neon green wolves come walking through; all the same color, size, everything except their names and users were the same xD It was funny..
Today, I was in Fluorite... Someone says in General: "I can water bend!" -Starts peeing on the grass- :D
And... I was confused, but I laughed altogether *shrug* xD
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So, yesterday, I was in Ficho and seven or eight black and neon green wolves come walking through; all the same color, size, everything except their names and users were the same xD It was funny..
Today, I was in Fluorite... Someone says in General: "I can water bend!" -Starts peeing on the grass- :D
And... I was confused, but I laughed altogether *shrug* xD
"Waterbending" is the ability to control water, Comet xDD
Once, someone said: "PEW PEW I USE MAGIK TO KEEL U HAR HAR"
Me: "Hurr durr Ima be a derp naow"
Person: "DERP MAGIK SOUNDS GROSS"
Not that hilarious, but kinda funny. x3
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Ok once i was sitting here as a OL. And nala just came along to me and said: "Simba hates mi" (She didnt have good spelling) Then she she just said: "I love you" and i said to her: "Umm...go away?" and she ran off a few minutes later i was asleep and she comes and humps me! I said "wtf dude?" Next day she comes up and she goes im pregnant? and apparently another lioness said i had her cubs? I was like WTF? then they started to fight and then a person called Beauty F Lion just came up to me and said: "Wanna be mates?" i was like "Can't you see whats happening?" Then she started to mate me? whats with people these days? :-[ :-[ :-[
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One day, I entered Ficho Tunnel and someone said ''OKAI BAI I'M GONNA EAT SOME MORE TAMPONS <33'' And I'm like ''o3o...wat.'' Oh and, this convo I had with a cougar and a zebra/horse yesterday;
Me; - Stalking some horses because I'm a derp -
[ A cougar approaches me ]
Me; o3o Hai
Cougar; - Has emote set as Rage -
Me; What's with the face?
Cougar; leave the horses alone
Me; Why?
Cougar; cause
Me; I'm just stalking them
Cougar; dont come any closer
Me; :I
Me; - Comes closer and starts poking the horses - BD
And then, after stalking them, a zebra/horse hybrid came to me and said;
Horse; you stay away from the horses
Me; I'm not doing anything :I
Horse; -neighs and rears-
Horse; apart from stalking them
Me; -Thinking; ''What's stalking gonna do to them? '' -
Me; Look, if you don't want me around, then just block me, it's just as simple as that.
The end ~
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Ok once i was sitting here as a OL. And nala just came along to me and said: "Simba hates mi" (She didnt have good spelling) Then she she just said: "I love you" and i said to her: "Umm...go away?" and she ran off a few minutes later i was asleep and she comes and humps me! I said "wtf dude?" Next day she comes up and she goes im pregnant? and apparently another lioness said i had her cubs? I was like WTF? then they started to fight and then a person called Beauty F Lion just came up to me and said: "Wanna be mates?" i was like "Can't you see whats happening?" Then she started to mate me? whats with people these days? :-[ :-[ :-[
XD, I feel so bad for you. Kindof.
Anyway, so first thing that comes up when I spawn at South Pole is "Can I kill you? Please please please!"
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Here's one that just happened a couple of minutes ago ;
Me=Me/Tetris
Lion=Fan Character
Me; -Herp-a-derping in Bonfire-
Suddenly I spot a lion king fan character [I think] and a Scar character from tlk.
The lion had a rage emote on and he was staring at Scar.
Me; Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 8D
Lion; i will kill simba
Lion; you will help me kill simba
Me; Who? Me?
Lion; get over here
Me; -Walks towards him- :s
Lion; follow me
Me; -Le follow-
Lion; i will kill simba
Lion; for you
Me; Whaaaaat. o-o
Lion; im gonna kill simba
It was pretty weird... xD
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This is a funny lion king roleplay I happened to see.
Simba: Nala, I want a divorce. I like Sarabi now.
Nala: Oh yeah?
Simba: And I like Sarafina too
Nala: I'm going to tell Zira!
Simba: But I did it with her too
Kopa: Ziras my mom!
XD it went a bit like that
Me: This is the best TLK rp EVER!
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Best page ever xDD
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The stupidest thing-...
The only time I come close (but not quite!) to breaking the rules is when someone steals my character. It happens to everyone, but it's the only thing in FH that genuinely upsets me every time it happens; I really wish I could see it in a more positive light! I put so much effort into my most-used characters, and for another player entirely to yoink them for themselves-... :(
I completely understand that coincidences happen, but when you log out right in front of me and change...
(Though, to the credit of the second one, they did change when my friend and I asked.)
(http://i.imgur.com/DOsa5yz.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/P64N75t.jpg)
I've had Haru for yonks (he was even on my original account!).
Whilst it didn't hurt as much as someone stealing my main character (I saw red then; two identical wolves with the name Drek'Avanji is no coincidence!), it still takes a small, small piece out of me. I'm all for inspiration, but to blatantly steal a character like that... Guh! I'd rather deal with the powerplayers.
Edit:
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE (http://i.imgur.com/PIW7g2l.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PIW7g2l.jpg)
(Luckily, this one's just a friend being a tease after I whined to her!)
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I use feline charries for my Arcanine, for the mane :P.
Me: -sits-
Wolf: DUDE COME HERE!
Me: -Goes to wolf- Hey?
Wolf: Help me burp?
Me: -_- What?
Wolf: -Farts in face- HELP ME BURP!
Me: -Runs away scared-
I had a horror expression on my face :P.
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The stupidest thing-...
The only time I come close (but not quite!) to breaking the rules is when someone steals my character. It happens to everyone, but it's the only thing in FH that genuinely upsets me every time it happens; I really wish I could see it in a more positive light! I put so much effort into my most-used characters, and for another player entirely to yoink them for themselves-... :(
I completely understand that coincidences happen, but when you log out right in front of me and change...
(Though, to the credit of the second one, they did change when my friend and I asked.)
I've had Haru for yonks (he was even on my original account!). [/center]
Whilst it didn't hurt as much as someone stealing my main character (I saw red then; two identical wolves with the name Drek'Avanji is no coincidence!), it still takes a small, small piece out of me. I'm all for inspiration, but to blatantly steal a character like that... Guh! I'd rather deal with the powerplayers.
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE (http://i.imgur.com/PIW7g2l.jpg)
(Luckily, this one's just a friend being a tease after I whined to her!)
Really? It has never happened to me, so IDK. I would think that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (even if in this case it is very immature.). I know this is kindof pathetic, but I actually kindof want someone to steal one of my characters, just so I know they are worth stealing to someone. Granted, I can understand why after you work hard on a concept and someone steals it, it would be upsetting to most people. To me, I tend to get more upset with anyone who rages or powerplayers.
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The stupidest thing-...
The only time I come close (but not quite!) to breaking the rules is when someone steals my character. It happens to everyone, but it's the only thing in FH that genuinely upsets me every time it happens; I really wish I could see it in a more positive light! I put so much effort into my most-used characters, and for another player entirely to yoink them for themselves-... :(
I completely understand that coincidences happen, but when you log out right in front of me and change...
(Though, to the credit of the second one, they did change when my friend and I asked.)
I've had Haru for yonks (he was even on my original account!). [/center]
Whilst it didn't hurt as much as someone stealing my main character (I saw red then; two identical wolves with the name Drek'Avanji is no coincidence!), it still takes a small, small piece out of me. I'm all for inspiration, but to blatantly steal a character like that... Guh! I'd rather deal with the powerplayers.
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE (http://i.imgur.com/PIW7g2l.jpg)
(Luckily, this one's just a friend being a tease after I whined to her!)
Really? It has never happened to me, so IDK. I would think that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (even if in this case it is very immature.). I know this is kindof pathetic, but I actually kindof want someone to steal one of my characters, just so I know they are worth stealing to someone. Granted, I can understand why after you work hard on a concept and someone steals it, it would be upsetting to most people. To me, I tend to get more upset with anyone who rages or powerplayers.
I make presets for my characters, pretty has my signature on it, that way if the preset is stolen > they can get in trouble for theft. That's how I do my characters anyway, yet they still have normal looks without a preset etc etc. anyway, it is quite annoying when someone steals your character, though I've never had any of my own characters stolen before.
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Mmm character stealers. I've seen a couple Owly look alikes. Though they failed, it was still a look alike.
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I saw the same thing happen to some poor guy playing as a stallion in Bonfire. He was just lying there, not talking to anyone and enjoying the view, and suddenly a mare pops up who looks exactly like him, and obviously starts trying to RP with him and flirt with him. Poor fellow.
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Ermahgerd.
I was in Bonfire, people-watching, when this giant lion with a fluffy mane runs in and lays on his back.
His name was "Giant Harry Styl".
All he could scream was "EAT ME!", "SOMEBODY EAT ME!", and "-HOLDS UP EAT ME SIGN-".
I was tempted to go over and eat him. :3
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
BONFIRE NEVER CEASES TO AMUSE XD
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Ugh this just happened and I'm SO mad at this person that I'm saying their name
*Theres a crowd of lions rping about a lion dieing* *I walk over with a pup and we sit down there*
Queen Nzuri: (BTW I can't remember the exact lines) -roars- PUP, CUB, WHATEVER GET OUT OF HERE OR I'LL RIP YOUR FUR OFF AND WEAR AS A NECKLACE!
Me: *walks off while the pup stays*
Queen Nzuri: (attacks the pup violently somehow in one way or another can't remember how)
Me: -grabs the puppy- RRRUUUNNN!!!!!
Pup: *walks over to where I am with the pain emote on*
Me: Sheesh. What a territorial lioness.
Pup: -cries and whimpers-
Me: *walks over to the crowd of lions again*
Queen Nzuri: LEAVE NOW! (and sheesh, caps rage)
Me: Growls at Nzuri -You can't claim land on public maps :D-
Nzuri: I wasn't claiming territory, Anina >.>))
Pup: -cries is in pain and is bleeding everywhere-
Me: ._. You were saying to leave and that's considered claiming territory.)
Queen Nzuri: I JUST DON'T LIKE IT WHEN STRANGERS COME AND TRY TO RP WITH US AND SHOVE THEIR CRAP IN OUR FACE!
Me: I wasn't rping with you. ._. I stood there and did nothing.
Queen Nzuri: Oh yeah? Well we block people who do that. Toodles. BI
Me: *blocks*
Other Lion: Hey, what's with this crowd of lions?
Me: Don't go over there you will be attacked and blocked everyone!
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Dragon: sleeps peacefully
Horse 1: tramples the dragon to death hit no miss
Horse 2: winnes
Dragon: WTF R U DOING. breaths fire
Horse 2: bites thje dragon ripping off flesh and bone
Horse 1: ur dead dragon
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Oh my. How...weired. But, It's ture. I have seen many..err..things that are werid in Bonfire. Like..I have seen a LK character jump off the large stone cliff and say it landed on it's feet. Like so:
''He leaped off the steep, tall cliff, landing on his paws.''
These things scare me. Just..like are people this..magical? Simba...Why? Why didn't you tell me you could FLY?!? Dx That's what I think. But, Lions. Can't. Fly. Learn it people. LEARN.
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simba offcl: can i join ur rp
Me: ... you're an illiterate LION. Eheheh. No.
Ume: Don't you see we're all wolves?
simba offcl: shut up
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lol, one time I said Truth or Die by accident in a party chat but meant to say truth or dare to this person with a Liepard char and then this other person said Correction. Truth or Die when i said I MEANT TRUTH OR DARE! I also joined this group because this leader invited me while i played truth or dare and When the leader said Welcome I said, "IM A POKEMON TRAINER! o3o" Then later he was like "Chiyo," Cause i was on my Chiyo F PKMT Char, Me: "What?" Him: "Choose a rank." Me: IM A POKEMON TRAINER DX Him: THERE ARE NO POKEMON TRAINERS! Me: THERE ARE IN MY WORLD! then a while later i said, "IMA BE A SPACE ROCK!" and i left and made a space rock XD FEAR THE SPACE ROCK POWERS *levitates* lol
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Wow XD
FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME.
I was in Bonfire. (As Always)
And there was a wolf, Claws--Claws? I don't know what kind of name is Claws...-- was being beaten up by stallions.
One of the Stallions were like, "jumps 12 feet in the air and comes down on the wolf breaking some limbs"
Unless this is Super Horse......ijust.
"Grabs wolf and throws it on sand"
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"Takes wolf and sends it high and flying"
HORSES DON'T HAVE THUMBS. -WavesHumanThumbs-
And this went on and on until a stallion said:
"Hey, you should be dead by now, wolves aren't that strong."
I died laughing.
I replied to it,
"Hey, horses can't grab things. They aren't that strong either. So you're both even!!!"
But they ignored me lol
[Long story Gaiz, stick with meh]
And then I stalked the herd X'3
I hid in a bush, and a pup was sitting next to it, so I was like, "IM A TALKING BUSH O3O"
The pup, "Hi, talking bush! I'm gonna cuddle me some ponies o3o"
Me, "O3O -Follows-"
I curled up in some horse's lap(cause they apwere laying down) and the pup did the same XP
It was a good day o3o
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(I was sitting somewhere in Bonfire and this was happening)
Wolf1: Can we be mates
wolf2: Umm do I know you?
wolf1: Please say yes!
wolf2: No! Go away!
wolf1: Ahh you will get banned my dad made FH and I will tell him!!!
wolf2:-poof-
wolf1:-went to annoy other wolves-
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I was just hanging in Ficho and these two random people were doing random stuff and one dude named Dawn started saying stuff like vomits out rainbows and human arms it was funny thougj
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Me: *to my friend* You are a peasant! Come hither!
Friend: NE=WWIRHEWOGQOI
Random person: kills hit no miss. ur so meen calling ppl peasants
Me: ... I called my FRIEND a peasant. e3e
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For... The first time in my FH career, I was blocked for being 'too literate'.
I understand that my posts were extensive and long; my largest was well above 10 paragraphs-- I was simultaneously roleplaying with five different people, after all (I hate to leave people out-- as much as it aches my fingers)! A block for spamming would be completely warranted if it was detracting from their own roleplay.
But-...
"Too literate."
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(I was sitting somewhere in Bonfire and this was happening)
Wolf1: Can we be mates
wolf2: Umm do I know you?
wolf1: Please say yes!
wolf2: No! Go away!
wolf1: Ahh you will get banned my dad made FH and I will tell him!!!
wolf2:-poof-
wolf1:-went to annoy other wolves-
Wow xD
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There's this wolf on stone bridge right now, bright yellow with red mane, with a name of "Kopa m Lion". He's claiming to be Simba's kid, and trying to join this lion rp which won't accept him. So he starts randomly talking in the third person and just now said "I love you, Kopa m Lion."
xD
I see things like that all the time at Bonfire XD
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I just saw people with a TV,a Wii,a laptop and XBOX
One of them said,TV play DORA THE COCAINE EXPLORER!
and lots of crazy things I can't remember,they were so fast....
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Ooh, recently I did this in general:
Me: (general chat) What if.... StoneBridge is really a mod in disguise?
Other people: -gasp-
Me: *disconnects and quickly makes a character named StoneBridge*
Me: *lays on stongebridge*
Person: (forgot name) -jumps on stonebridge-
Me: I am going to report you for jumping on me! -turns into a mod- For you see, tis I'm a mod.
Person: I'm still going to sit on you.
Me: *puts rage emote on and put head on her face* Am now in the process of eating your face.
Person: *OMG emote*
Me: Your head was successfully eaten. Goodbye. *comes back after a few seconds and does the same*
And now someone has me doing that as their avatar. :3
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Person: -Walking by a group of ugly wolves-
Wolf 1: STOP
Person: ?
Wolf 2: alfa shud we get it
Wolf 1: ya
Wolf 2: OKAY BITES NECK CAN FEEL BONES CRUNCHING IN MOUTH NO MISS
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One time... *epic flashback*
Me: *eats general and all of the GUI*
Me: Press Tab to see what I did!
Guy: YOU ARE INSTANTLY GOING ON MY HATE LIST!
Me: *throws up GUI*
Guy2: EEEEEW
Me: Trolololol
Uh so... Um, yeah.
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Oh boy, where do I start? Once in Bonfire, I saw deer punching people in their faces. I also saw animals 'grabbing' knives and swords and stuff. xD I dunno whats going on, but I was confused.
~BlueCrisis
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Oh boy, where do I start? Once in Bonfire, I saw deer punching people in their faces. I also saw animals 'grabbing' knives and swords and stuff. xD I dunno whats going on, but I was confused.
~BlueCrisis
Deer punching people.. heh heh... -hides boxing gloves-
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Oh boy, where do I start? Once in Bonfire, I saw deer punching people in their faces. I also saw animals 'grabbing' knives and swords and stuff. xD I dunno whats going on, but I was confused.
~BlueCrisis
Deer punching people.. heh heh... -hides boxing gloves-
Heh, heh, ridiculous, isn't it? *whistles nervously with paws behind back*
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Today, I was in a dog rp group and I was typing something while someone else was so I didn't see their post and so this happened:
Flower F Corgi: *says something about being the smallest while I'm still typing-
Me: The pup shivered as she yawned. Being the runt in a litter of rat terriers, she was tinier then everyone. She shivered again.
Flower F Corgi: "She was tinier then everyone* Dixie can't you read?!
Me: Sorry. -hides head under pillow and suffocates to death-
Other members: O_O
Me: btw I'm going through a stressful period in rl so 'll be killing myself a lot.
Other members: LOL
Me: *quits group*
This isn't stupid, but whenever stuff likes this happens I really do feel like the most horrible person in the world and I just wanna suffocate! D: I am very accident-prone and stuff and feel so horrible when I make mistakes...
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I was in the Ficho Tunnels today, and I saw a person that called themselves "Nutella", like the peanut butter stuff. Then a person went up to them and told them: "The last time I ate Nutella I threw up." and then the person named Nutella was horrified. It was pretty funny...
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Once I make my Sora Lion char Ima destroy people with ma Keyblade XD
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What does dancing like bawz mean? lol
It means dancing... like a baws. .3.
People say stupid stuff to me all the time, so I don`t even remember it. xD Here`s one thing I remember though:
Random Person: Gray wolf looking for a wolf, find me at Cape portal! (Or something along those lines x3)
Random mob: BOO! Mate begger alert! Boo!
Me: Guys, if he wants to ask for mate let him, stop being mean and leave him be. There is no rule against asking for mates.
~Random conversations~
Owly: (Says something along the same lines as me)
Random mean person: SummerGlade, you just said that because Owly did! >:U
-.- Are you kidding me? *deskflip*
Heeeey Summah. :3
Hmm.. I've seen so maany.. where to start, where to start. AH YES. This happened a day or so before the server died in a Hetalia roleplay in that island I like to call Anime Island because there are so many anime roleplays there.. Im assuming you all know this island. x3 Soooo. I was Poland and Poland is a derp and Im a derp so yeah. My best friend was Italy. And we as a person and character are both are derps. So the roleplay was going by super fast and I was 24-hour sleep deprived so you can probably guess how I was behaving. xD So because of those factors, I did something waaay out of the blue. It went a little something like this. :3
GO RANDOM TYPING. O3O
Poland(Me):Its going by so faaast. >-<)
Italy(BF :3):Its okaaay. :3)
Hungary(Another friend :3):Shhhh. :c) *returns to roleplaying* (Forgot what she said basicly xD)
Poland:Fiiiine. >:c) Poland ripped off his amazingly beautiful shirt and threw it across the classroom, finally landing on Japan. He then ran around the classroom like a derp.
Japan(Some random person roleplaying with us XD):Japan then started throwing pens at Poland.
Prussia(Another random person):Prussia started throwing random stuff at people.
Hungary:WTFIS GOING ONNN D:)
It went amazingly from there on. We learned nothing that class. Exept to never let Poland have no sleep for 24+ hours. Best day that I can recall. Looking back when I first started roleplaying.. Im so ashamed. I oddly roleplay best when Im tired. So me+little sleep=rather good roleplaying. However, if its 22 hours+, i go derp mode. So yeah. xD
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What does dancing like bawz mean? lol
It means dancing... like a baws. .3.
People say stupid stuff to me all the time, so I don`t even remember it. xD Here`s one thing I remember though:
Random Person: Gray wolf looking for a wolf, find me at Cape portal! (Or something along those lines x3)
Random mob: BOO! Mate begger alert! Boo!
Me: Guys, if he wants to ask for mate let him, stop being mean and leave him be. There is no rule against asking for mates.
~Random conversations~
Owly: (Says something along the same lines as me)
Random mean person: SummerGlade, you just said that because Owly did! >:U
-.- Are you kidding me? *deskflip*
Heeeey Summah. :3
Hmm.. I've seen so maany.. where to start, where to start. AH YES. This happened a day or so before the server died in a Hetalia roleplay in that island I like to call Anime Island because there are so many anime roleplays there.. Im assuming you all know this island. x3 Soooo. I was Poland and Poland is a derp and Im a derp so yeah. My best friend was Italy. And we as a person and character are both are derps. So the roleplay was going by super fast and I was 24-hour sleep deprived so you can probably guess how I was behaving. xD So because of those factors, I did something waaay out of the blue. It went a little something like this. :3
GO RANDOM TYPING. O3O
Poland(Me):Its going by so faaast. >-<)
Italy(BF :3):Its okaaay. :3)
Hungary(Another friend :3):Shhhh. :c) *returns to roleplaying* (Forgot what she said basicly xD)
Poland:Fiiiine. >:c) Poland ripped off his amazingly beautiful shirt and threw it across the classroom, finally landing on Japan. He then ran around the classroom like a derp.
Japan(Some random person roleplaying with us XD):Japan then started throwing pens at Poland.
Prussia(Another random person):Prussia started throwing random stuff at people.
Hungary:WTFIS GOING ONNN D:)
It went amazingly from there on. We learned nothing that class. Exept to never let Poland have no sleep for 24+ hours. Best day that I can recall. Looking back when I first started roleplaying.. Im so ashamed. I oddly roleplay best when Im tired. So me+little sleep=rather good roleplaying. However, if its 22 hours+, i go derp mode. So yeah. xD
Hetalia. And, it's learnt.
I was going around, on my derpy character Wolfie, and then something like this happened in General:
(Quick warning, I don't remember all the names. >.<)
<Wolfie> -goes to corner and watches Hetalia-
<FluffyLizard> Wolfie, get out of your corner now.
<Wolfie> No.
<tomboy143> -pats wolfies head- its ok wolfie u dont haf 2g out f ur corner
tomboy143 has disconnected.
<Wolfie> lolwut?
<Wolfie> Late.
<Colours55> He said that you don't have to get out of your corner. XD
<Wolfie> I'm sure he did.
<everybody8> o.e what does that mean
<Wolfie> You should know what it means. -Turns back to episode 30 of Hetalia-
It was about 4:00 AM, so you can imagine how tired I was. XD
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Cat 1: kills
Me: ... I'm a lion if you havn't noticed.
Cat 1: so wut
Me: Cats can't kill lions. e.e
Cat 2: sayz who
Me: Really? XD
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I remember sitting there in AI as Nepeta (from homestuck yo) last year and then this
Wolf: u kno my dad is a cop and can find u and send u to jail for cyberbulying
Me: Whoa calm down dude. Who are you talking about?))
Wolf: shut up nepta ur not in this
Me: Okay whatever have a nice life.))
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My sides hurt after only reading one page. XD
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I was out in Bonfire Island, when I saw some derp type this...
(http://i50BannedImageSite/23hskds.png)
That's one of the funniest/stupidest things I've heard someone say. ::)
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I was out in Bonfire Island, when I saw some derp type this...
(http://i50BannedImageSite/23hskds.png)
That's one of the funniest/stupidest things I've heard someone say. ::)
Lolwhut. I'm not sure if this was intelligence gone wrong, or simply meant to be confusing to whoever passed by. xD
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I was in bonfire playing as a character that I like to call derp. I seem to have found some people saying and doing random things like bananas and dancing. I joined them: (Guess who I am!I'm only there 'till the say goodbye to winter part. NOTE: This isn't my video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnRWMTuHynk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnRWMTuHynk)
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Me: Wanna go on Minecraft? :P
My Friend: Nah, I'm not in a Minecraft moody.
Me: Moody? XD
My Friend: Mood* Moody? WTF?!
That was the funniest thing I had ever heard xD
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Seriously, this happened to me a REALLYYY long time ago when I was more illiterate and immature, younger, and stuff. So don't go hating on me ^^
Wolfpup(forgotname): *Whisper* hey, hurt/kill me (I don't remember what she said much.)
Me: no
WP: please
Me: fine.
So then I hurt her, I forgot, then her parents get all mad at me, and I tell them "She asked me :L" (not that good with grammer back then, though.) then she LIES and doesn't act nice to me at all, saying "no I didn't"
That's when I got really angry. I thought she was kind of my friend, then she lied.
Seriously, stupid enough to just ask people to cause random drama. Seriously.
*Shiver* I'd rather not think of that memory. I can't explain how disturbing it was... Or annoying... Though it was so long ago... Can't believe I JUST remembered it... ;w;
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I was playing FH i had found a cave i was a cheetah then this random little tiny wolf called lylra said territory we eat you. I was like o.o and she kept on saying random stuff like that and it got annoying ^^
i only joined a few days ago and that is the damn funniest thing i have heard of FH
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i only joined a few days ago and that is the damn funniest thing i have heard of FH
I dont know exactly if useing such words as this are alowed,But anyway.
I was in a RP and there was these 2 warrior cats in love and then one of them friends came in and all of a sudden the female gave the male the cold shoulder and started dateing her friends char, so the male came to me b/c in the Rp our chars was good friend.
He got very friendly and b/c i was very bored, we ended up being mates in the RP,
I later died in a battle and he was left with our 3 kits, but soon after they became apps, he went insane and commited suicide.
Our kits grew up and one became a med cat with me as there guidexD
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I was in a RP and there was these 2 warrior cats in love and then one of them friends came in and all of a sudden the female gave the male the cold shoulder and started dateing her friends char, so the male came to me b/c in the Rp our chars was good friend.
He got very friendly and b/c i was very bored, we ended up being mates in the RP,
I later died in a battle and he was left with our 3 kits, but soon after they became apps, he went insane and commited suicide.
Our kits grew up and one became a med cat with me as there guidexD
Only in FeralHeart. XD
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ikr
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<Wolf Male> *Pees all over (Wolf Female)* 'Now she is mine!'
<Wolf Female> Thank you (Wolf Male)!
O.O
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<Wolf Male> *Pees all over (Wolf Female)* 'Now she is mine!'
<Wolf Female> Thank you (Wolf Male)!
O.O
._. I...
My mind is so full of wut right now.
Sounds like something you might see in Bonfire. xD
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<Wolf Male> *Pees all over (Wolf Female)* 'Now she is mine!'
<Wolf Female> Thank you (Wolf Male)!
O.O
._. I...
My mind is so full of wut right now.
Sounds like something you might see in Bonfire. xD
That's where it happened. I don't know what they were doing I just saw it in the chat.
If you just sit in bonfire you will see loads of stuff like this. Just go to Bonfire if you want to have a laugh.
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Ahh, I figured. xD It is an interesting place, though. I'll give 'em an A for originality (excluding the 'Official' TLK roleplayers, lol), though.
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Ahh, I figured. xD It is an interesting place, though. I'll give 'em an A for originality (excluding the 'Official' TLK roleplayers, lol), though.
I don't understand what 'Offcial' even means since there are so many of them. What does TLK stand for?
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The lion king :D
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Ohhh ok that makes sense.
I got another weird story to tell,
I saw one person that I think was trying to get Red to be his mate or something even though he was a tiny green wolf who's name was Creeper, which matched him perfectly. It went something like this,
<Wolfstar[me]> Oh look I have found the rare Red!
Red walks passed people and they start babbling about him and stuff. This little green wolf walks right behind him.
<Creeper> I am your biggest fan and I'll follow you until you love me!
<Red> That didn't sound sexual at all.
I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Red lays down by the river at SB and puts on some kind of sleeping emote. Creeper starts doing a dance beside him. I leave FeralHeart because I had to do something and when I came back on well...
<Wolfstar> You are still here!
<Creeper> Yup!
<Wolfstar> It has been a whole half a hour! Why can't just leave Red alone?
Then Creeper starts singing that song again and I leave.
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Uhm... I've seen people obsessed... But not THIS obsessed LOL
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Every time I get on Iggy, Black, an online friend, and Blaze, another online friend, make me explode and ruin my "house", via General of Fluorite. -Iggysnicker-
I'm currently trying to ban them from my home altogether.
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WARNING: Very, very weird. ;w;
I once saw in general this, not exactly, can't quote it because it was a long time ago. Seen at flourite.
Buttse* at (Location, forgot)! GA*S ONLY!
It was a lot longer of a line though. And I was like "0_0 WTH" little kids play this game!
WHATS WRONG WITH CHU! >:U I must say, that is pretty weird... I mean, come on. BUTT. You know what. *Shudder* I'mma keep my memories and real thoughts to myself, though... The other ones...
Also, I saw a guy screaming the N word in general in Flourite. *Scarred* 10 year olds play this game... *shudder* pretty stupid when you know MODS are watching you. Kiddies shouldn't know that word! *Covers kids ears* ;w;
What happened to Flourite...
P.S. Sorry if this is a bit off-topic.
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The N word? Ummm I don't know that one but have I a feeling a don't want to know.
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WARNING: Very, very weird. ;w;
I once saw in general this, not exactly, can't quote it because it was a long time ago. Seen at flourite.
Buttse* at (Location, forgot)! GA*S ONLY!
It was a lot longer of a line though. And I was like "0_0 WTH" little kids play this game!
WHATS WRONG WITH CHU! >:U I must say, that is pretty weird... I mean, come on. BUTT. You know what. *Shudder* I'mma keep my memories and real thoughts to myself, though... The other ones...
Also, I saw a guy screaming the N word in general in Flourite. *Scarred* 10 year olds play this game... *shudder* pretty stupid when you know MODS are watching you. Kiddies shouldn't know that word! *Covers kids ears* ;w;
What happened to Flourite...
P.S. Sorry if this is a bit off-topic.
Ugh... Those both sound awful, and frankly, they're both worthy of being reported, had it not been so long ago. If you ever see that kind of thing, definitely mash your screenshot button and PM those to a moderator.
That is just unintelligent of them to do all of that, though. I'm sorry you had to see that, floof. .-. Crazy derps.
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well my friend told me a joke that went like this:
what did the robot say 2 the centipede??
stop being a centipede!
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well my friend told me a joke that went like this:
what did the robot say 2 the centipede??
stop being a centipede!
I--
Okay. XD That works. It's like an anti-joke~
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*Le cough*
When one of my Hetalia group members, Brazil, lost connection, I was waiting for her to return, last night. And so this happened. (I'm Iggy. o3o)
Group
<England FBH> You know you find me unresistable.
<Brazil> I know, Iggy.
<England FBH> Oh, I know you know, I just want you to say it.
<Brazil> Oh look, an illiterate has come into our conversation.
Local
<Wolf> sits on england fbh n ates pi
<England FBH> Right...
<Brazil> England, guess what!
<England FBH> Huh? What's that, girl? You wanna go to the movies with me? Ok! Let's go! *Starts to run off to the Cinema*
<Brazil> ._. Not exactly what I had in mind, but good enough.
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Well... a few months ago I was on my Shiny Eevee character and these people were like, "Eevees are gray! You got it wrong!" or " Change your character! Eevees are not beige." Have these people ever seen a REAL shiny Eevee? No, they havent! They just looked at the fan art and came to the conclusion that shiny Eevees are gray. But anyways, I don't like to argue about stuffs like this.
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Warning!: What you are about to see really happened in General Chat in Flourite Plains. It happened a long time ago. May be offensive to some people. *The usernames shown below are made up.
Wolfiewolf: Are there any Polish people online tonight that I can play with?
Lion girl: Nope :\
WolfPup: Im American!!!
Hyena F: Me too! -brofists-
Fox guy: I'm Canadian
Wolfiewolf: Any Polish? (from Poland)
HannahDoggy: I am German, but I can speak a little bit of Polish
Wolfiewolf: Cool. Wanna RP?
WolfPup: NAZI!
Hyena: A nazi!!!!
HannahDoggy: I am not a nazi!
WolfPup: YES U R! You a GERMAN so u r a NAZI!
Hyena: Yeah! Thats right!
Horsegirl: No she's not!
Wolfiewolf: That's not nice guys
Lady: Yeah, stop guys
IwuvWolfs: Nazi ALERT!
Then more and more players start spamming general chat with there talk of Nazis. That's when a mod stepped in.
MOD: Change the subject! This discussion is very offensive and should not be discussed anymore. This is a warning.
WolfPup: Sorry mod
Random person: Hi MOD!
Hyena: Uh oh! Mod is mad
Fox guy: See what you guys have done?
That was one of the stupidist things anyone could say to someone all based on where they are from. That stuff happened a LONG time ago! That war is OVER! It's been over for over 65+ years! Yet people still bring up stupid jokes like that.
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Warning!: What you are about to see really happened in General Chat in Flourite Plains. It happened a long time ago. May be offensive to some people. *The usernames shown below are made up.
Wolfiewolf: Are there any Polish people online tonight that I can play with?
Lion girl: Nope :\
WolfPup: Im American!!!
Hyena F: Me too! -brofists-
Fox guy: I'm Canadian
Wolfiewolf: Any Polish? (from Poland)
HannahDoggy: I am German, but I can speak a little bit of Polish
Wolfiewolf: Cool. Wanna RP?
WolfPup: NAZI!
Hyena: A nazi!!!!
HannahDoggy: I am not a nazi!
WolfPup: YES U R! You a GERMAN so u r a NAZI!
Hyena: Yeah! Thats right!
Horsegirl: No she's not!
Wolfiewolf: That's not nice guys
Lady: Yeah, stop guys
IwuvWolfs: Nazi ALERT!
Then more and more players start spamming general chat with there talk of Nazis. That's when a mod stepped in.
MOD: Change the subject! This discussion is very offensive and should not be discussed anymore. This is a warning.
WolfPup: Sorry mod
Random person: Hi MOD!
Hyena: Uh oh! Mod is mad
Fox guy: See what you guys have done?
That was one of the stupidist things anyone could say to someone all based on where they are from. That stuff happened a LONG time ago! That war is OVER! It's been over for over 65+ years! Yet people still bring up stupid jokes like that.
I actually saw that chat. I was sitting there just like "WOAH." Some times the people on Feralheart.....
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I was roleplaying with someone, and refused to let them powerplay and kill my character, so they said, and I quote, 'wutever u r just an illiterit noob anyway'
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TLK RP:
Kina: Throws ghinjo off the cliff
Person1 (can't remember names): o.o Cub killer
Person2: KINAS A CUB KILLER!
Ghinjo: She yowled as she landed on the sharp rocks. (Ghinjo is me)
Ghinjo: She slowly got up, and limping she said "I will still fight," and limped up to the Pridelands.
Person3: Kinas a cub killer!
Ghinjo: She saw Kina, and without hesitating clawed her side growling.
Kina: Grabs neck
Kina: Kills cub
Person1: KINA KILLED THE CUB
Person2: O.O
Person3: KINAS A CUB KILLER STAY AWAY FROM HER
Person1: I DON HEAL GHINJO
Ghinjo: I is alive! *crawls away*
Person1: I DON SHAVED HER
Person1: SACRIFICE TO THE MOONWALKING ZOMBIE GHINJO
There's my rp today XD
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This happened to me last night.
Walking past a pack of wolves on my own wolf character, I see the wolves and am interested in joining maybe, just need to see one of them post to see if they're literate. I know they were cool because the had a "~}}Cool /\/ame{{~" like that kind of thing.
But me joining, was not to be.
They stay silent and one by one disappear as they block me for watching them...
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Warning!: What you are about to see really happened in General Chat in Flourite Plains. It happened a long time ago. May be offensive to some people. *The usernames shown below are made up.
Wolfiewolf: Are there any Polish people online tonight that I can play with?
Lion girl: Nope :\
WolfPup: Im American!!!
Hyena F: Me too! -brofists-
Fox guy: I'm Canadian
Wolfiewolf: Any Polish? (from Poland)
HannahDoggy: I am German, but I can speak a little bit of Polish
Wolfiewolf: Cool. Wanna RP?
WolfPup: NAZI!
Hyena: A nazi!!!!
HannahDoggy: I am not a nazi!
WolfPup: YES U R! You a GERMAN so u r a NAZI!
Hyena: Yeah! Thats right!
Horsegirl: No she's not!
Wolfiewolf: That's not nice guys
Lady: Yeah, stop guys
IwuvWolfs: Nazi ALERT!
Then more and more players start spamming general chat with there talk of Nazis. That's when a mod stepped in.
MOD: Change the subject! This discussion is very offensive and should not be discussed anymore. This is a warning.
WolfPup: Sorry mod
Random person: Hi MOD!
Hyena: Uh oh! Mod is mad
Fox guy: See what you guys have done?
That was one of the stupidist things anyone could say to someone all based on where they are from. That stuff happened a LONG time ago! That war is OVER! It's been over for over 65+ years! Yet people still bring up stupid jokes like that.
.-. Mrew. Flargies. I think I saw something like that going on a while ago, but it might be a separate instance. These kids definitely had't realized that the internet does connect you with people from all over the world~ There is no need to judge. Make friends, not enemies with whom to distress the masses by arguing in public chats.
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P1=person 1
P2=person 2
Me=me xD
we are all wolves
Me:Sits down on the rock and stretches out likcing the [rabbit] blood from her paws
P1: Omg she is covered in blood she must have killed the missing pup!
P2: Yeah we best go get alpha:
Me:Dude, its rabbit blood.
P2:Thats what you want us to think.
P1:Its almost like I can hear the pup crying for help inside you!
Me:Omg, if you cared to look its sitting on that rock over there ._.
He really was T.T
P1: No that's a dummie you made so we would not capture you.
P2:I called alpha here and hes gonna kill you.
The pup comes over to us.
Pup:Ur all stupid, shes licking rabbit blood off her paws b/c she caught me some food, just leave her alone and drag me back to camp ._.
Yeah that's it.
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Once I was in Bonfire and I was semi-brb doing some homework when a lioness walks up to me and starts flirting with me. I was like okay.... I just ignored her until she left. Then after that she jumps into the ocean and starts to drown. As she drowns she calls out "Apollo! Apollo!" (which was my Lions name) I was like...really?
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Once I was in Bonfire and I was semi-brb doing some homework when a lioness walks up to me and starts flirting with me. I was like okay.... I just ignored her until she left. Then after that she jumps into the ocean and starts to drown. As she drowns she calls out "Apollo! Apollo!" (which was my Lions name) I was like...really?
Attention-seeking, no doubt. Some would call it 'mate-begging' (although I'm not a fan of that word), but that kind of thing reminds me of a little kid who goes off and angrily holds their breath until they're purple, or get what they want.
Goofy floofs.
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One time I was hanging out in the Temple Of Dreams, and I just read the chat. It was so funny. (Fake names are being used.)
Lemon: has anyone ever heard of cupcakes?
(No reply)
Lemon: HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF CUPCAKES!?!
Me: Of course I have. -.-
Fang: Lemon what grade are you in?
(A few minutes later)
Lemon: READ MY BIO AND SING THE SONG!!!!
Fang: I read it, but there isn't any song material in there.
Lemon: YES THERE IS! IT'S IN THE QUOTES!!! -Goes to put quotes in bio-
Lemon: NOW SING THE SONG!!!
Me: No!
Fang: No!!!
Lemon: SING THE SONG OT I'LL SING IT!!!!
Fang: We're not going to sing your dumb song!
Me: Please don't sing.
Lemon: FINE!!! ILL SING IT!!!
Me: Great.
Fang: Cover your ears!
Lemon: (Sings the song) -falls asleep-
Me: Dude we're not roleplaying. -.-
I honestly don't know how that happened, but after that everyone started to ignore Lemon.
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Ah, at last I've had my first experience of an illiterate fool insta-killing my herbivore character.
There I was on my horse character, lying by the sea in Bonfire, quietly listening to the hilarious goings-on of the day. Suddenly some tiny wolf comes up to me, says "jumps at horse", and then "eats the horse".
Wow. Where do I even start?
This wolf was no more than half my size, they had never even said that they killed me, and when I pointed out the flaws of their logic they simply ignored me and acted as though they were in the right. Nevermind that they were miniscule, and alone without any backup. If they had taken more than ten seconds to type out their posts I would have gladly RPed along and given them the thrashing they deserved. Even with another person backing up what I was saying, this idiot thought they had the right to come up to me and kill me just because I wasn't a carnivore. They even said "well u werent playing so i pretended u were". Seriously?
I know there are quite a few topics on this forum along the lines of "New players and 'illiterates' just need love, oh, be nice to the little floofs!", and in most cases I agree. But this is why. This is why they get such a horrible reputation. Because once in a while, a real moronic douchebag ruins it for all of us.
EDIT: Happened again, to a lesser extent. I came back from brb on another horse character to find that a cub had supposedly jumped on my back. I said OOC that I didn't want to RP, and they accused me of being a grouch. When I told them I didn't want to be treated like prey, they claimed that they had only been "playing". Sure.
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Do I love the General shenanigans.
Guy 1: I have to share my account with my brother.
Guy 2: I have to share my account with my family!
Guy 3: I have to share my account with my whole country!
Me: I have to share my account with a gang of rabid beasts I call my siblings, with my lunatic cousins that are glued to the computer, and with my other raging self.
Random Guy: Gee, that gotta be tough.
Me: Actually the hardest is to manage us to fit all in one chair.
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#1
Me: *Sitting in bonfire with my friend*
Random wolf: *To German shepherd* "Hi i'm felicia. Im from Australia."
German shepherd f: "I'm free. Where are u from?"
Felicia: *Runs* "You are such a poo-face!"
#2 (I believe this was in the summer of last year)
Me: *In Bonfire once again*
Lion: "Can you help me get to Ficho tunnel?"
Me: "Sure :)"
Lion: "Thanks" *Right below it*
Me: *Takes him to the top of the hill, stopping in front of the portal* "Here you go :D"
Lion: "i don't see it." *He's right in front of it*
Me: "It's ri--"
Lion: "bye." *Logs off*
We both had FH+, and they both worked fine.
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Interesting little story...
At the AC in Bonfire, there was a pup with those ghastly mismatched neons you'd expect to see from the AC itself(interestingly enough, the AC was very toned down this time). As it happened, this pup was one of those blind characters who beg for parents and pity like there's no tomorrow. Now I'm not sure if they actually designed that pup that way and thought "Yep, ready to go on the market! Everyone will love this one!" or if it was a nod to the fact that their character was blind(henceforth they had no idea how painful it was to look at)....even though that would make absolutely no sense as you don't exactly choose how you look when you're born...
I dunno. Not that interesting now I think about it, I may be reading into things entirely.
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I remember, me and my good friend were RPing on our foxes. We were RPing nicely until she said -takes a s**t by the rock and wees on it to mark territory- I was like O_O another time, I was happily recruiting on my lioness, when all of a sudden a male lion walks up to me and says 'I wanna make cubs'
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I can't remember much things, but once I was bored and hanging around in Bonfire. Then someone named 'EAT ME' came up to me and fell at my feet yelling out: 'EAT ME!' That's all I really remember DX
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After reading all of these things, I am not promptly dying of laughter xD!
It was when Iron Legion found my WC clan, and I was on brb at the time, i walk back to my computer, and sit down and finally look a the screen, and stare in surprise at the two cats that were standing right next to me on my rock (NU ONE TOUCHES MAI ROCK >BI) Now, when we first got to camp they had been close but not to near t us, AndOne had the word 'Lynx' in his name So I assumed he was a lynx, and left him alone, and now, 'Lynx was there with a friend, and Then I noticed that they BOTh ha 'IL' in their names, and they were Rp spelling was good, but, face it, they were PowerPlaying on my warriors and kits -.- All of this happened when I leave FOR FIVE DARN MINUTES!
but as I look back on it, they had tried to act in the right, and i think I laughed irl at first reading their posts, then said block, but ha to go on another 'Brb', and didn't block them X]
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I may have posted this in another thread, but one day, someone whispered to me: "Hey you! Yes, you. Wanna buy some rainbow unicorn butts?"
Yah, people are very random sometimes.
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xD!
RainBow UNICORN BUTTS!?!?
XD! ME WANTS SOME! LOL!
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I've once seen a person trying to Rp as a white tiger. And i were acting like a pup. Just a normal one. And then the white tiger ran over to me, and said this:
"8takes baby from its famelie and runs of then licks the baby*" And the baby was me because he or she ran over to me, and i was like; o.o and Lol'd alot after a half minute xD And i think the person that Rp'd as the tiger, was under 8 years old, and weren't english. :,D
And this happened in bonfire. Of course! ;P
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"kisses mate i love u"
And that, Is from a "lovely" couple. Pretty much happens anywhere.
Seriously, People. Its just a game. FeralHeart ain't about mates.
"OMG11!! KILS NO MIS OR DODE111!"
And that, Is from a powerplayer mainly anywhere.
"I AM DA REEL SIMBA111!!"
Illiterates. Illiterates everywhere.
There is a lot more, But don't get me started.
These are just so funny to see. xD
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One time I saw a group of people roleplaying as pewdiepie and the bros... I still do not know how to react...
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"OMG11!! KILS NO MIS OR DODE111!"
And that, Is from a powerplayer mainly anywhere.
"I AM DA REEL SIMBA111!!"
Illiterates. Illiterates everywhere.
Was the person who said those a neon Simba? If so, that was me, trolling. :^)
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"OMG11!! KILS NO MIS OR DODE111!"
And that, Is from a powerplayer mainly anywhere.
"I AM DA REEL SIMBA111!!"
Illiterates. Illiterates everywhere.
Was the person who said those a neon Simba? If so, that was me, trolling. :^)
It might of been. xD I've seen a lot of those.
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And these is true logic,
in FeralHeart.
:P
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Sorry if you think I'm being offensive.
And yes, I took all the pictures. cx
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I know someone remembers this. :3
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Welp, here's the stupidest thing that has ever happened to me:
SCAR: hi
SCAR: im scar
SCAR: see
Bailey Balitt(me): eheheheh *Hic*
Okay, so maybe it was a little more awkward then stupid... i specialize in being awkward, as you can see.
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Alllllllllll those fandom Rps.... o-o"
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Person: omgz u soooo suck at rp!!!1!!
Me: Yeah, thanks..))
Person: (Facing someone else) -kills no mis or dode-
Person2: powerplayer!
Person: OMG WHY DOZ EBERYONE SUCK AT RP?!?!?!11?!/
Mind: This is why I hate everyone. >:I
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I know someone remembers this. :3
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OSHET SON WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE THIS EARLIER?!
(I'm the neon Simba btw. I was trolling. C:< It was fun.)
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Random wolf Who I was explaining that an eagle hunting a bunny was not evil: -Takes sword off back and keels no mis or dod-
Me: Yeah no thank you I am not Rping.
*Face Palm*
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I have seen some really weird during my time on FH. But for some reason, none come to mind! Well one does. Some random person came up to me, and... (so much suspense)
They said -fart no miss- and then ran away glitching
it was really weird but funny to see them run away with broken legs and a raised mane. Just so funny. Well ya x3
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You guys ain't seen nothing. There are WAY too many funny and stupid things to repeat, and half of them I don't even remember, nor could I repeat. xD Let's stick with one of my favorite.
In general (FP), we where bashing on Warriors. We where making up new clans that were fake, and just for laughs. Although, I wouldn't be suprised if someone actually made this after, though.
"Introducing... HouseClan! Leader: Floorstar, Deputy: Ceilingspot, Medicine Cat: Flowervase, Warriors: Chairleg, Windowpane, and Doorknob, Apprentices: Rugpaw, Couchpaw, and Tablepaw, Elders: Carpetpelt and Woodencane. Join now!"
And TrollClan was another of my favorites. Leader: Sparklestar, Dep: Sparkleface, Med: Sparkleflower, Warriors: Sparklepelt, Sparkletail, and Sparkledog, Apprentices: Sparklepaw, Sparklepaw, and Sparklepaw, Elders: Sparklebutt, and Sparklebussom.
Made me almost fall out of my chair. xD
Stupid? Has to be the godmods. WAY too many encounters to even recall! Haha, I miss those good ol' times in general. I'd share even more, but... I'd get busted by Kyu for that. xP
When I read this, I had tears streaming my face it was so funny to read! My mom comes over like: "are you ok?" =D
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I swear there's like a crazy pit bull fandom just waiting to be discovered out there in the internet.
It'll have the lot, fanfictions, games, sites, creepy creepers....
EVERY SINGLE TIME I go on my pit bull character I get whispers.
(In fairness, some are quite nice 'oh, your character looks nice :D' etc.)
But most of them are: OMG LOOK A PIT BULL! SO RARE! SUCH AWESOME! MAKE A GROUP! BE MY BESTIE. AREN'T PITBULLS AWESOME! -rargfhfjgjfjf-
It'll be like the bronies. Keep a lookout. -shifty eyes-
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It'll be like the bronies. Keep a lookout. -shifty eyes-
We're always there. (:<
Huehuehuehue *Evil laughterz*
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Today at Bonfire a feline RPing as Vitani started buttswinging and dancing in front of the mate center, and the Mate Center said, "VITANI! LAY OFF OF THE COFFEE, WOULD YOU!?!"
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I know this thread was suppose to all fun and all, but please keep the language appropriate in text and in pictures.
Again I know this thread is suppose to be for laughs, but there is no need of foul language here.
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So much strange stuff goes on in feral-heart these days o.o
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Cougar: hmm... *eats kiara because she is white*
No idea what was going on there.
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<Kiara cub> eats wolf puppy
<Kiara cub> leaves
<Louis> Wow.
<Louis> It's amazing that I'm still here though.
Okay,this happened in Bonfire Island,in the "Outlands".
I was Louis,just sitting on a rock,and I was an otter. Okay,maybe the person didn't realize that,but he/she could at least have realized that my otter was in the feline model... >.<
The worst part is that the person actually sent me a friend request and I declined it before this... I don't even know you,person... Rage much?
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So... This happened now 3 or 4 weeks ago, but me and my friend still laugh about it XD
<Anca> I hate it so much, Slendy and Jeff always stalk me in my dreams irl
<Faith F> o-o
<Anca> They always fight for me and want to marry me o.o (This is true, I rlly have such dreams irl ;-;)
<Faith F> o_o
<Faith F> Anca X Jeff C:
<Anca> NO D:< Faith X Slendy
<Faith F> ;_; Anca X Jeff X Slendy
<Anca> >:O Faith X Legolas
<Faith F> Ur mean D: Anca X Creepy Pasta
<Anca> DDX
<Dakota F BPWP> Back
<Anca> DAKOTA DX
<Dakota F BPWP> o_o
<Dakota F BPWP> Yes?
<Anca> Faith is mean to meh >:C
<Dakota F BPWP> O_O
FireFang101 (Dakota) has left the map.
<Faith F> :D
<Anca> Faith X Rake
<Faith F> NO WAY D:< Betta X Rake
<Anca> YESH
<Faith F> Betta X Rake C:
<Anca> Betta X Legolas X Rake
<Faith F> OMG YUSH
-1 hour later, repeating the same thing-
~BettaWolf~ has arrived.
<Faith F> Betta X Rake X Legolas :D
<Anca> FAITH HUSH o_o Hai Betta
<Faith F> Oops o-O
<BettaWolf> o_o
I was Anca btw XD
Everytime me and Faith get bored, we talk such stuff, but hey, lets dont talk about it >_>
Anyways, just another day on FH~
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Today at Bonfire a feline RPing as Vitani started buttswinging and dancing in front of the mate center, and the Mate Center said, "VITANI! LAY OFF OF THE COFFEE, WOULD YOU!?!"
HOLY CRAP, I remember that. xD
Another stupid thing someone said is: Random Person: u all r idiots! the boys need to go for the girls and ur all so stupidd! (HINT: She was rejected 10 times. xD)
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I was in Bonfire, late one night and read this...
Zerg Cub: ADOPT A LION CUB! OH MY GLOB. O-O YES, A LION CUB, ONLY 29.99$ BUT WAIT, IF YOU ADOPT IN THE NEXT THREE MINUTES, YOU'LL GET IT AT 1.99$ Isn't that amazing people!? So cheep right?
That's, like, the best way to get adopted, am I right? Lol
I thought it was cool anyways.
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Layru CCM: Oh look, it's jeff.
Jack Skellington: Hey
Jeff The Killer: Come to me bby
Jack Skellington: Um... what? -Runs off-
Jeff The Killer: Come back bby!
Layru CCM: O_O RUN JACK RUN.
Yeah.......... Hai Jackeh! /shot
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Once, I was playing GLaDOS, a robot from Portal, and I saw a Slenderman character. I continued to scream, "SLENDY! COME HERE! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! WE'RE BOTH GIANT, BLACK, HAVE WHITE FACES, AND HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!" Slendy ignored me, and my friend just stared and poofed away.....
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It was my first time in the game so I was flying all around the place
And some people were all gathered in a discussion. So I happened to
Fly past them and 1 guy just blurted out "random flying dude", and another
Person in the group said "random people keep running around in the background, lol".
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The other day I 'spamming' the publish button (at least someone thought I was) here's what happened in whisper:
Person: f*** you! You b**** stop spamming you w****
Me: Dude. You can get in trouble stop cursing
-after a long pause-
Person: I'm sorry I do that when I get angry
I didn't reply after that I was just like ignore and report.
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If this topic is not suppose to be bumped, I apologize. Lock it if it is.
Anyways, I was at a Mate Center last night on my cheetah. Someone right next to me poofed, and I moved away. When they poofed back on they were a cheetah. Some other cheetahs sat down, trying to get a chance with me.
So one person went up, (Female) who was a bright yellow cheetah, and when the Mate Center called her down, she's like "aww I wanted _______ (My name)" and she sat RIGHT. NEXT. TO. ME. I scooted away politely, and then I was called up. The cheetah who wanted me went up, and then a realistic looking cheetah went up. Of course, I chose the realistic looking one, since I looked a bit like her. So the other one went, "OMG WOW I HATE YOU (My New Mate's Name) I HATE U!!!!"
I said, "I hate you too, ____." Then she went, " NO ONE LUVS MEE11!11!!!!" So the "Unwanted" female sat down by another male cheetah.
I made a group called "Cheetah Derps" For me and my mate. My mate asked me, "Do you hate ____? Cause I do." And I said, "Yep. xD"
That's all I have to say for now. xD
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My funny moment ( im just going to use their initials):
Sparrowstripe(me,at the time): I wan candy
B: I have my own candy
D: I want candeh ;-;
C: I have M and M's
B: Yay marshmallow people!!
D: ALL THE MARSHMELLOW AHHHHHH
SP: yum
D: MARSHMELLOWS *flail*
L: My head should be a marshmallow......
SP: I lik marshmellows
D: So many marshmellows.... *hides*
B: lol marshyymellowss!
D: marsheys
SP: marshes (or something XD)
..... So yeah XD good times.
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A thing that made me LOL just a few minutes ago, literally.
Again, in Bonfire.
<Timber f wilddog> -yawns and tries to ask what happened- ruff ruff woof woof ruf ruf ruff woof
xD
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S?????? ?? C??? ???s ?????? B???? ??? ??? ???? ???s 'A PILLOW' ??? ????s ?? ???s ?????? ???? ??? ???? ??? I s?? ??s ???? ?????? ???? ???? ??? ???? ??? ??s????? XD ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ??s ????? ???? 'N??? ?? ??s? ?????? ?.O'
??? x3
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S?????? ?? C??? ???s ?????? B???? ??? ??? ???? ???s 'A PILLOW' ??? ????s ?? ???s ?????? ???? ??? ???? ??? I s?? ??s ???? ?????? ???? ???? ??? ???? ??? ??s????? XD ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ??s ????? ???? 'N??? ?? ??s? ?????? ?.O'
??? x3
Saw that one somewhere.
Well I was in Flourite with Genny and Buffy, then Buff randomly adds wings and shouts "Buffz express!" all the time.
Luv u buf.
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Instance 1: (Bonfire, when I first started out)
Me (as GLaDOS): Hello, Chell.
Chell: *looks around, nervous.*
Me: Welcome to Aperture Science. We do not plan to cause physical harm, but of course, the best made plans of mice and men often go astray.
Chell: *Tilts head and narrows eyes wondering what the heck GLaDOS is talking about*
Me: Your first test will be to esc- WHO LET THAT BIRD IN?!\
Random Tiny Wolf with Wings: o3o *flies at GLaDOS, pecking at wires*
Me: MAKE IT GO AWAY! (At this point, my wolf was running everywhere, with the RTWwW following me)
Chell: *Smirks, breaks out of room, follows GLaDOS*
Random Wolf: I can count to potato!
Me: OH GOD NOT THE POTATOES. (I had run into the water by now)
Chell: *chases into water with sack of potatoes*
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Instance 2: Fluorite
Me and four other people typed out the entire This Day Aria from My Little Pony, then started Winter Wrap Up
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Instance 3: Fluorite
Was anyone online the day that General was making up random Warrior Kit names? We had Toiletkit, Biskit, Titmousekit (of course, that was shortened, but it was meant to be the bird), Buttkit, Paperkit, Poopkit, Rootkit (the virus), Ponykit, Rainbowkit, and pretty much any other stupid sounding name. If I can get my FH to work on my laptop tonight, I'll be on to see if I get any more derp-worthy conversations.
I can't believe I missed This Day Aria Day.
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I know someone remembers this. :3
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OSHET SON WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE THIS EARLIER?!
(I'm the neon Simba btw. I was trolling. C:< It was fun.)
Where you also the Simba ... who was going after Warrior clans o-o
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I got one!
I was hangin out in bonfire (like a boss) and there were people saying this
1: Imma watermelon!
2: Strawberry!
1: OMG THERE ARE FRUITS HERE!!!!!!!!!
3: FRUIT PARTY!!!!'!!!!!!!!!
It went on. There was a full-fledged fruit party going on